Chords for Dax - "Dear Black Santa" (Official Music Video)
Tempo:
93.1 bpm
Chords used:
Em
E
A
Gb
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D] [C]
[A] [C] [F]
[E]
[A] [E]
[Am] [A] [E]
[Gb] Hey Santa, [Em] it's Dax again.
Hi.
[Eb] Just checking [Em] if you got my list.
[C] Dear Mr.
Santa, [E] my name is Dax and I've been a good kid.
I made [Bb] a list of the shit that I wanted [C] this year.
Did you read it?
I'm hoping you did.
I put my country, my state, my [Gb] street, my chimney, just so you'd know where I live.
Stop watching [A] porn.
Gave to the homeless like, [Am] damn dude, don't be a bitch.
Yeah, I want a Cadillac color matte black.
[Eb] Yeah, I want a thick bitch with a fat ass.
Yeah, I want a crib to crash with a [B] pool and a corn and a golf course all in the back.
Yeah, I want [Gb] Gucci, Prada, couple, [F] widow, million, dollars, Usta, grandma, million,
followers, pink out, [Em] Poofram, Benny, Hanna, bitch.
[C] I need a follow back from Lily [Ab] Pond.
I need [Eb] a Drake feature on a song.
I could [A] probably do this shit myself and all, [Em] but I ain't really trying to wait that long.
So Santa, this [Gb] is my list and I'm confident in [E] you that you will compete.
Me and your daughter are friends and if I [Em] don't get all of my [E] shit, I'm on my Jetson beat.
[Em] Dear Mr.
Jax, I took the time to go over your list and [Gb] unfortunately, I'm sorry to say you
have been a bad kid.
I can get you some shit, [Em] but not [Abm] all those goddamn gifts.
And as for my [G] daughter, young man, there ain't [E] no way you're finding that.
Man, fuck you Santa.
I don't even want your [Eb] gifts.
I don't even want that [B] car.
I don't even want that bitch.
I don't [Em] even want that shit.
Now I want Ms.
Clark.
[Gb] I want her saying ho, ho, ho, ho.
Watch me throw my pole, [E] pole, pole, pole.
Keep my wrist froze, froze, froze, froze [Em] while I play games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm [Gb] crazy.
Santa gave her the chick banana.
Came [Am] through with the heat, the Janus.
Butt cheeks, [Em] droop the sheet, vagina.
So, what does that mean?
[E] I think it means that I went out of the way.
I'll leave you cookies and milk in a note [Em] on the table and here's what that shit's gonna say.
[Gb] Make sure you clean up the motherfucking chimney.
I want it spotless.
Make sure you turn off the lights when you're done.
Make sure you leave me a tip on the table.
Don't eat two cookies, your fat ass [Em] gets one.
Don't forget to [Am] leave shit in my stocking, you know where [E] it's at.
Milk chocolate, some Henny and condoms with that.
[A] Sand next to weed to settle [Em] the trap.
Don't lie Santa, boy, I know that you're black.
Fashion, dance, a plan for eviction.
[Bm] Comedy, stupid Conner and Blitzen.
[Bb] Auction, and [Am] all the myths.
Santa, this is [Em] Santa's business.
Merry Christmas.
[A] [Am]
[A] [Bb] [Em]
Backtrack.
[A] [C] [F]
[E]
[A] [E]
[Am] [A] [E]
[Gb] Hey Santa, [Em] it's Dax again.
Hi.
[Eb] Just checking [Em] if you got my list.
[C] Dear Mr.
Santa, [E] my name is Dax and I've been a good kid.
I made [Bb] a list of the shit that I wanted [C] this year.
Did you read it?
I'm hoping you did.
I put my country, my state, my [Gb] street, my chimney, just so you'd know where I live.
Stop watching [A] porn.
Gave to the homeless like, [Am] damn dude, don't be a bitch.
Yeah, I want a Cadillac color matte black.
[Eb] Yeah, I want a thick bitch with a fat ass.
Yeah, I want a crib to crash with a [B] pool and a corn and a golf course all in the back.
Yeah, I want [Gb] Gucci, Prada, couple, [F] widow, million, dollars, Usta, grandma, million,
followers, pink out, [Em] Poofram, Benny, Hanna, bitch.
[C] I need a follow back from Lily [Ab] Pond.
I need [Eb] a Drake feature on a song.
I could [A] probably do this shit myself and all, [Em] but I ain't really trying to wait that long.
So Santa, this [Gb] is my list and I'm confident in [E] you that you will compete.
Me and your daughter are friends and if I [Em] don't get all of my [E] shit, I'm on my Jetson beat.
[Em] Dear Mr.
Jax, I took the time to go over your list and [Gb] unfortunately, I'm sorry to say you
have been a bad kid.
I can get you some shit, [Em] but not [Abm] all those goddamn gifts.
And as for my [G] daughter, young man, there ain't [E] no way you're finding that.
Man, fuck you Santa.
I don't even want your [Eb] gifts.
I don't even want that [B] car.
I don't even want that bitch.
I don't [Em] even want that shit.
Now I want Ms.
Clark.
[Gb] I want her saying ho, ho, ho, ho.
Watch me throw my pole, [E] pole, pole, pole.
Keep my wrist froze, froze, froze, froze [Em] while I play games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm [Gb] crazy.
Santa gave her the chick banana.
Came [Am] through with the heat, the Janus.
Butt cheeks, [Em] droop the sheet, vagina.
So, what does that mean?
[E] I think it means that I went out of the way.
I'll leave you cookies and milk in a note [Em] on the table and here's what that shit's gonna say.
[Gb] Make sure you clean up the motherfucking chimney.
I want it spotless.
Make sure you turn off the lights when you're done.
Make sure you leave me a tip on the table.
Don't eat two cookies, your fat ass [Em] gets one.
Don't forget to [Am] leave shit in my stocking, you know where [E] it's at.
Milk chocolate, some Henny and condoms with that.
[A] Sand next to weed to settle [Em] the trap.
Don't lie Santa, boy, I know that you're black.
Fashion, dance, a plan for eviction.
[Bm] Comedy, stupid Conner and Blitzen.
[Bb] Auction, and [Am] all the myths.
Santa, this is [Em] Santa's business.
Merry Christmas.
[A] [Am]
[A] [Bb] [Em]
Backtrack.
Key:
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_ [Gb] Hey Santa, [Em] it's Dax again.
Hi.
[Eb] Just checking [Em] if you got my list.
[C] Dear Mr.
Santa, [E] my name is Dax and I've been a good kid.
I made [Bb] a list of the shit that I wanted [C] this year.
Did you read it?
I'm hoping you did.
I put my country, my state, my [Gb] street, my chimney, just so you'd know where I live.
Stop watching [A] porn.
Gave to the homeless like, [Am] damn dude, don't be a bitch.
Yeah, I want a Cadillac color matte black.
[Eb] Yeah, I want a thick bitch with a fat ass.
Yeah, I want a crib to crash with a [B] pool and a corn and a golf course all in the back.
Yeah, I want [Gb] Gucci, Prada, couple, [F] widow, million, dollars, Usta, grandma, million,
followers, pink out, [Em] Poofram, Benny, Hanna, bitch.
[C] I need a follow back from Lily [Ab] Pond.
I need [Eb] a Drake feature on a song.
I could [A] probably do this shit myself and all, [Em] but I ain't really trying to wait that long.
So Santa, this [Gb] is my list and I'm confident in [E] you that you will compete.
Me and your daughter are friends and if I [Em] don't get all of my [E] shit, I'm on my Jetson beat.
[Em] Dear Mr.
Jax, I took the time to go over your list and [Gb] unfortunately, I'm sorry to say you
have been a bad kid.
I can get you some shit, [Em] but not [Abm] all those goddamn gifts.
And as for my [G] daughter, young man, there ain't [E] no way you're finding that.
Man, fuck you Santa.
I don't even want your [Eb] gifts.
I don't even want that [B] car.
I don't even want that bitch.
I don't [Em] even want that shit.
Now I want Ms.
Clark.
[Gb] I want her saying ho, ho, ho, ho.
Watch me throw my pole, [E] pole, pole, pole.
Keep my wrist froze, froze, froze, froze [Em] while I play games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm [Gb] crazy.
Santa gave her the chick banana.
Came [Am] through with the heat, the Janus.
Butt cheeks, [Em] droop the sheet, vagina.
So, what does that mean?
[E] I think it means that I went out of the way.
I'll leave you cookies and milk in a note [Em] on the table and here's what that shit's gonna say.
[Gb] Make sure you clean up the motherfucking chimney.
I want it spotless.
Make sure you turn off the lights when you're done.
Make _ sure you leave me a tip on the table.
_ Don't eat two cookies, your fat ass [Em] gets one.
Don't forget to [Am] leave shit in my stocking, you know where [E] it's at.
Milk chocolate, some Henny and condoms with that.
[A] Sand next to weed to settle [Em] the trap.
Don't lie Santa, boy, I know that you're black.
Fashion, dance, a plan for eviction.
[Bm] Comedy, stupid Conner and Blitzen.
[Bb] Auction, and [Am] all the myths.
Santa, this is [Em] Santa's business.
Merry Christmas. _ _
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_ _ [A] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Em]
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_ [Gb] Hey Santa, [Em] it's Dax again.
Hi.
[Eb] Just checking [Em] if you got my list.
[C] Dear Mr.
Santa, [E] my name is Dax and I've been a good kid.
I made [Bb] a list of the shit that I wanted [C] this year.
Did you read it?
I'm hoping you did.
I put my country, my state, my [Gb] street, my chimney, just so you'd know where I live.
Stop watching [A] porn.
Gave to the homeless like, [Am] damn dude, don't be a bitch.
Yeah, I want a Cadillac color matte black.
[Eb] Yeah, I want a thick bitch with a fat ass.
Yeah, I want a crib to crash with a [B] pool and a corn and a golf course all in the back.
Yeah, I want [Gb] Gucci, Prada, couple, [F] widow, million, dollars, Usta, grandma, million,
followers, pink out, [Em] Poofram, Benny, Hanna, bitch.
[C] I need a follow back from Lily [Ab] Pond.
I need [Eb] a Drake feature on a song.
I could [A] probably do this shit myself and all, [Em] but I ain't really trying to wait that long.
So Santa, this [Gb] is my list and I'm confident in [E] you that you will compete.
Me and your daughter are friends and if I [Em] don't get all of my [E] shit, I'm on my Jetson beat.
[Em] Dear Mr.
Jax, I took the time to go over your list and [Gb] unfortunately, I'm sorry to say you
have been a bad kid.
I can get you some shit, [Em] but not [Abm] all those goddamn gifts.
And as for my [G] daughter, young man, there ain't [E] no way you're finding that.
Man, fuck you Santa.
I don't even want your [Eb] gifts.
I don't even want that [B] car.
I don't even want that bitch.
I don't [Em] even want that shit.
Now I want Ms.
Clark.
[Gb] I want her saying ho, ho, ho, ho.
Watch me throw my pole, [E] pole, pole, pole.
Keep my wrist froze, froze, froze, froze [Em] while I play games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm [Gb] crazy.
Santa gave her the chick banana.
Came [Am] through with the heat, the Janus.
Butt cheeks, [Em] droop the sheet, vagina.
So, what does that mean?
[E] I think it means that I went out of the way.
I'll leave you cookies and milk in a note [Em] on the table and here's what that shit's gonna say.
[Gb] Make sure you clean up the motherfucking chimney.
I want it spotless.
Make sure you turn off the lights when you're done.
Make _ sure you leave me a tip on the table.
_ Don't eat two cookies, your fat ass [Em] gets one.
Don't forget to [Am] leave shit in my stocking, you know where [E] it's at.
Milk chocolate, some Henny and condoms with that.
[A] Sand next to weed to settle [Em] the trap.
Don't lie Santa, boy, I know that you're black.
Fashion, dance, a plan for eviction.
[Bm] Comedy, stupid Conner and Blitzen.
[Bb] Auction, and [Am] all the myths.
Santa, this is [Em] Santa's business.
Merry Christmas. _ _
_ [A] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Em]
Backtrack. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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