Cut The Mustard - Mel Tillis and the Old Dogs Chords

I'm tired of your mouth.
Tell us!
It _ _
[Ab] _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ [Ab] _
[F] was a [Bb] sunny Sunday [Eb] [Ab] afternoon.
[F] Miss Dolly [Bb] was having [Eb] a [Ab] barbeque.
[F] And I [Eb] just happened to be leisurely [Ab] strolling [F] by.
My, [Bb] my, what [Eb] a strolling [Ab] guy.
She hollered, [F] Mayor, [Bb] come in [G] and have a [Ab] taste.
[A] This stuff's too [Bb] good to [Eb] go to [Ab] waste.
You ain't tried [Bb] nothing till you [Eb] tried this [Ab] sauce of [B] mine.
Hey, Hoss, her [Gm] sauce is [Ab] boss.
I [F] said, now, I [Bb] don't want to [Eb] hurt your [Ab] pride.
Your [F] cooking is [Bbm] known [Eb] far and [Ab] wide.
But I'm [F] expecting [D] home for [G] dinner, so [Ab] I must [F] decline.
What a [Bb] lie.
He [Eb] must be [Ab] blind.
But, [F] Dolly, [Bb] yeah, [Bbm] what's the matter, [Ab] buster?
Are [F] you too [Bb] old to [Db] cut the [Ab] mustard?
I [F] turned my [Bb] silver head and [Eb] I replied.
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Are you too [F] old to cut the mustard?
[Bb] I'm just [Eb] too tired to [Ab] spread it [Cm] around.
[Db] So I gotta tell you, you've let your [Eb] barbeque down, [Cm] down, [Eb] down.
[Ab] So leave me alone, I'm going on [Db] home to the best home [Bb] cooking in town.
[Ab] I ain't too [F] old to cut the [Bb] mustard.
I'm just [Eb] too tired to [Ab] spread it around. _
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[Eb] _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _ [Eb] _ [Ab] _ And you [Cm] ladies are [Bb] watching me, [Eb] sing and [Ab] play.
With [F] my belly kind of [Bb] flabby and my [Eb] hair kind [Ab] of gray.
And [Am] I see [Bb] you looking that [Eb] old [Ab] time way at [A] me.
At [D] me?
At [Eb] me.
At [Ab] me.
We hate to [Gm] see you get your hopes [Ab] deep, lady.
[A] And we [Bb] hate to see you [Eb] [Ab] humiliated.
[F] So before [D] you storm the stage, [Eb] show some shame, missy. _
Scribbling us all them love notes, them flowers, [Fm] and them [Eb] motel keys.
[Ebm] Permit us to [Eb] decline so [Ab] graciously.
[Db] [Ab] You see, we ain't too [F] old to cut the mustard.
[Bb] Just too [Ab] tired to spread it around.
[Db] On average, you see little [Eb] hamburger in [G] this [Cm] town, town, town.
[Ab] So leave me alone, I'm going on [Db] home to the best home [Bb] cooking I found.
[Ab] And we ain't too [F] old to cut the [Eb] mustard.
Just too tired to [F] spread it around.
Around.
[Bb] Too [Eb] tired to spread [Ab] it around. _
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