Chords for Slap My Face - Bobby Bare and the Old Dogs

_ [Fm] _ _ _ For all of the [Eb] new wakers of Jesus
[G] Who've been so [Cm] kind to us over the [Eb] years [Ab] Here's Bobby!
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] Well, I seen you as I walked [Eb] in the cafe
You were a vision [Bb] of feminine [Eb] grace _ _
[Ab] Oh, if you'd have read my [Bb] mind
You'd have slapped my [Eb] face
_ _ [Bb] You _ _
[Eb] handed me [Cm] the menu
[Eb] You [Ab] said, what [Bb] would be your [Eb] taste? _
[Ab] Oh, if you'd have [Bb] read my mind
You'd have [Eb] slapped my face
You _ [Gm] said, [Bb] how about the fish?
I [Eb] said, it ain't my dish
You [Bb] said, how about the chili?
I [Eb] said, don't be silly
[Bb] You said, how about the special?
I [Eb] said, what can [C] that be?
You [F] said, me?
I said, [Gm] you
You said, I was only kidding
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Eb] Bet [Ab] it all [Bb] on a long [Eb] shot grace _
[Ab] Yeah, I come back [Bb] and I bought the [Eb] place
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[Ebm] Now we're [G] working [Cm] side [Eb] to side
And [Ab] when I smile [Bb] at your sweet [Eb] loving ways _
Oh, you [Ab] can read [Bb] my mind
But you don't slap [Eb] my face _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] You said, how about the stew?
I said, it's [Eb] goofy
You [Bb] said, how about the soup?
I [Ab] said, it's goofy [Eb] to you
You [Bb] said, here's something sweet
[Eb] Might hit the [C] spot
I said, [F] what?
You [Bb] said, yes
I said, let's close early
[Eb] So we're piling [G] the dishes
[Gm] Turn out the lights
[Ab] Pull the shades [Bb] down
And lock up [Eb] the plates _ _
[Ab] Let's not let [Bb] a minute go [Eb] to waste _ _ _ _ _
And [Ab] baby, when you read [Bb] my mind _ _
[Ab] Baby, when you read [Bb] my mind _
[Eb] [Ab] Baby, when you read [Bb] my mind _ _
Hey!
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