Chords for Creature Feature- Such Horrible Things (with lyrics)

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_ _ _ I'm not a man, _ _ I'm a man. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] [D] I'm a man, I'm a man.
[Dm] _ Sit back now, let me tell you a tale where justice does not prevail.
_ About the neophyte and I, so very full of strife.
For two wrongs do not make a right.
So, when I was born, I did choose one.
My proud parents named, and I slid down the drain.
And drove them insane.
My birth was a curse, I've been immersed.
Oh, [A] but I love the world.
I deserve to be so easily immersed. _ _ _
_ Dried up and made a mess.
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[E] _ [Dm] _ When I was two, I pulled a sewer glue into my father's hair.
As he sat over there, in his strong chair, most to his [Fm] dismay.
Had to [Dm] cut it all away, oh, [A] but it felt great.
I deserve to be cut up for me. _ _
_ _ [Abm] And tossed upon the [Dm] disarray. _
Until the pieces [Bm] fell from me.
Like a mountain rat, rat compared to a [Dm] rat.
Things that have happened since.
Oh, oh, [Bm] please, but [C] it's not what [Bm] it seems.
_ This is [Eb] not [F] quite [Eb] what [G] I seem.
Ah, [Ebm] hell, it is [Am] exactly what it seems.
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_ [Dm] _ When [A] I was [Dm] four, I'd wake by the door.
With a knife in my hands, and a mostly deep blood.
It would be quite rad, if the male [Fm] part would have stopped.
And [Dm] stop it, cut.
Oh, but I love the [A] part.
I deserve to be tied in a knot. _ _ _
_ Broken bones and battered guts.
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[E] _ [Dm] _ _ When I was six, I used to trip over these.
And neighbors [Dbm] saw me [Db] in the woods.
We would [Dm] run, sit before [D] night, and take half a glass.
It would be for all our [A] loss.
Oh, but [Dm] I love this [A] part.
Like a zoo, till they had my head knocked off.
_ _ [Abm] Hidden in [Dm] commanding loss. _
Things that have [Bm] happened since.
Like a mountain rat, rat compared to a [Dm] rat.
Things that have happened since.
Oh, oh, [Bm] please, but [C] it's not what [Bm] it seems.
I guess [Cm] it's not quite [D] what I seem.
[Bb] Ah, hell.
[F] It is [D] exactly [Am] what it seems.
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_ [Dm] _ When [Am] I was [Dm] eight, I [Am] used to [D] hate the color of [Db] my house.
It was quiet as [Dm] hell.
So I burned it down to the ground.
When no one was around.
Oh, but I love this [A] sound.
I deserve to be quickly put down. _ _ _
[Abm] _ Running six feet [Dm] underground.
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[E] _ [Dm] When _ I was ten, I used to flit and toot around.
I never say it till they come around and see me.
Then proceed to laugh [Fm] and then face such a disgrace.
[Dm] Oh, but I love this [A] scene.
Like a zoo, till they had my brains displaced. _
_ _ [Ab] All over the [F] fireplace. _
_ _ [Bm] It's the worst.
Like a mountain rat, rat compared to _ [Dm] a rat.
Things that have happened since.
Oh, oh, [Bm] please, but it's not what it seems.
I guess [F] it's not quite [G] what I seem.
[N] Ah, hell.
[Cm] It [Am] is exactly what it seems.
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_ [Dm] _ When [Ab] I was [Dm] twelve, I [A] used to [Dm] delve into your seams.
Just words, screams, lose my self-esteem.
My sister, [Fm] Danielle, she [Dm] does hell.
Oh, but I love this [A] hell.
I deserve to roast you, Dan and Elle. _ _ _
_ When no one can hear me yell.
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[E] _ [Dm] _ When [Fm] I was fourteen.
[E] _ _ _ Nothing much happened.
Well, _ _ _ [Bb] there was that one [Am] time.
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_ [B] _ _ _ I was a little boy.
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Like _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
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[Dm] _ [Cm] _ [Bm] _ _ a mountain rat, rat compared to a rat.
[E] Things that have [Dm] happened since.
Oh, oh, [Bm] please, but it's [C] not what it [Bm] seems.
I guess [Eb] it's not [F] quite [Eb] what [Bm] I [N] seem.
Ah, hell.
_ [F] It is [Am] exactly what it seems.
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[Dm] When I was sixteen, life was frightening.
My brother was my throat, so a labyrinth of wisdom.
In a hole, then buried in a [Fm] lie.
The depths of my bone, blood and cries.
And [Dbm] something bad went inside. _ _ _
Like [Abm] a genocide.
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[Dm] _ _ Now that I'm eighteen, I [Ab] still [F] hate [D] things from this planet.
So I [Db] call my home.
No friends, no home.
Now I have to call my own.
[Eb] _ _ _ [A] _ [D] Here I will [F] lie until the very day [A] I die.
Until [C] my [B] blood [Fm] begins to dry.
[Ab] [Am] And I [B]
[C] return _ [B] to the darkness [Gbm] from [Ab] whence [A] I came.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] So_
I'm not a bad man.
_ [G] It's all [Dm] bad things that have happened [Bb] since. _
[F] Oh, oh, [Bm] please, but it's [C] not what [Bm] it seems.
_ _ Not [F] quite [Eb] what [D] I [Em] seem.
_ Ah, hell.
[Bm] _ [F] Let me try.
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