Chords for Creature Feature - Such Horrible Things

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_ _ [E] _ [D] _ [Dm] _ Sit back now, let me tell you a tale Where justice does not prevail
About an ill-fated life So very full of strife
What to rush or not to make a right?
So, when I was born I did surely scorn My proud parents' name
Then allies went down the drain Drove them insane
My [D] birth was a curse I [Dm] bitten and nursed
[A] Oh, but I loved the worse I deserved to be slowly subversed
Dried up and laid in a [Dm] hearse
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When I was two I pulled superglue into my father's hair
As he sat on a quare in his armchair
Almost to his [Fm] dismay And I [Dm] got it all away
Oh, [D] but it felt [A] great
My desert did be cut and filleted
Then tossed about in [Dm] disarray
[Dm] Until [Bm] the pieces melt away
I love a bad man
Even though I do [Dm] Bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible [Bm] things
But [C] it's not [Bm] what it seems
And [F] it's not quite [Bm] what I seem
[Eb] Ah, [Bm] hell
[Cm] Here's [Am] exactly what it seems
[Dm] _ _ When I was four I'd wait by the door
With a knife in my hand
And the most severe lad
He would be [Dm] quite glad
The mail found through [Fm] the slot
[Dm] The shop itch he got
Oh, but I loved the [A] thought
My desert did be tied in a knot
_ [Ab] Broken [B] bones and [Dm] blood cuts
[E] When [Dm] _ I was six I used to [Dbm] trip
And make some neighbor's son
In the woods [Dm] where we'd run
Time for fun, [Am] hide and seek [Dm] has a cost
It would be forever lost
Oh, but I loved [A] his scarf
My desert did have my hair left off
[Ab] [B] Shedding and [Dm] covering must
[Ebm] [Ab] Until those [Bm] memories are gone
I love a bad man
Even though I do [Dm] Bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible [Bm] things
But it's [Bm] not what it seems
And it's [F] not quite [Bm] what I seem Ah, hell
[Cm] [Am] Here's exactly what it seems
_ [Dm] When [Am] I was [Dm] eight I [Am] used to [Db] hate
The [Dbm] color of my house
To the squire's [Dm] house
[Am] I'd burn it [Dm] down to the ground
When no one was around
Oh, but I loved [A] the sound
My desert did be quickly put down
Running [Dm] six feet underground
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[Dm] When I was ten I used to bits
And toot around in the sea
Till they come and rescue me
[Ab] Then [Dm] proceed to [Fm] laugh
And it'd be such a [Db] disgrace
[Dm] Oh, but [A] I loved the scene
My desert did have a breezes placed
_ All over [Fm] the fireplace
[Dm] _ [Bm] _ I love a bad man
Even though I do Bad [Dm] things
Very bad things
Such [Bm] horrible things
But it's not what it seems
And it's [Eb] not [Eb] quite what [Bm] I seem Ah, hell
[F] Here's exactly [Am] what it seems
[Dm] When I was twelve [A] I used [Dm] to delve
Into evil schemes
Just to release the screams
Lose myself to stain
Push my [Fm] sister down a well
She [Dm] just fell
Oh, but [A] I loved it well
I just moved the row seat down and out
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When no one [B] could hear me [Dm] out
[F] _ [Dm] _ [Ab] When I [E] was fourteen
_ _ _ Well, there was [Am] that one time _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Dm] [Bm] love _ a bad man
Even though I do [Dm] Bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible [Bm] things
But it's not what it seems
And it's [F] not [Eb] quite what [G] I seem Ah, hell
[Cm] Here's [Am] exactly what it seems
[Dm] [A] When [Dm] I was sixteen life was fine to me
My brother was my girl
So I laughed her in her skull
Pushed him in [Db] a hole
Then [Dm] buried him [Fm] alive
He barely [Dm] survived
Oh, [Ab] but I loved to cry
I used [A] to be battered and frightened
Like a jealous [Dm] satellite
[Fm] [Dm] Now that [Dm] I'm eighteen
I [Am] still hate [D] things from the [Dbm] spider cell
I call my home No friends No [D] phone
No [Db] life to call my own
[F] _ Here [D] I will [Am] lie
Until the [Fm] very day [Am] I die
[C] Until my [Fm] blood begins to dry
[Am] And [B] I [C] return
To the [B] darkest [A] travels
Once [Ab] [A] I came
_ [Eb] So
[Bm] I love a bad man
Even though I do [Dm] Bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible [Bm] things
But [C] it's not what [Bm] it seems
[F] And it's not quite what [Bm] I [Em] seem [Bm] Ah, hell
[Dm] Here's [Cm] exactly [Bm]
[C] what it [Am] seems
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