Such Horrible Things Chords by Creature Feature

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_ _ _ I'm just a little bit hungry and I know how much I've been _ hungry
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[Dm] Sit _ _ back now, let me tell you a tale where justice does not prevail
_ About a needle feeding knife, so very full of strife
For two rocks do not make a right
So, when I was born I did shed a scar on my proud parents' name
Then I went down the drain, drove them insane
My birth was a curse, I've been the nurse
[A] Oh, but I loved him when I was young, he's the best _ _ _
[Ab] _ Dry off a lady's [Dm] ass
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[E] _ [Dm] _ _ When I was two I pulled some glue into my father's hair
As he sat unaware in his armchair, most to his [Fm] dismay
And I cut it [Dm] all away, oh, [Fm] but I felt [A] great
I deserve to be called a paladin _
_ And toss [B] a bomb in [Dm] disarray
_ Activities [Bm] of the brain
I love a bad man, but I do [Dm] bad things to bad things
I love all [Bm] things, but that's not what I seem
And this [F] is not quite what [Bm] I [N] seem
_ Ah, hell, here's exactly [Am] what it seems
_ [Dm] [A] When _ [Dm] _ _ I was four I'd wait by the door with a knife in my hands
And a mostly deist plan, it would be quite bland
For milk [Fm] out of the side, the [Dm] shop it got over
But I loved it [Ab] fine, I deserved to be tied in a knot _ _ _
_ Broken bones and blind [D] spots
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_ [E] _ [Dm] _ When I was six I used to trip [E] on next [Db] neighbor's son
In the woods we would [Dm] run, sleep a fun night and take hazard costs
It would be forever lost, oh, but I let this [A] stop
And I didn't come to it like a love child _
_ _ Didn't think of [Dm] any loss
[B] But [Dm] I did step [Bm] in his den, ah, like a loving dad
And I even thought of a rule, but I'd be [Dm] a terrible dad
And I deserved to be tied in a knot
For all [Bm] things, but [C] that's not what [Bm] I seem
And this [F] is not quite [Eb] what [Bm] I seem
[N] Ah, hell, [D]
[F] this [D] is [Am] what it seems
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_ [Dm] _ When [Am] I was [Dm] eight I used to hate the color [Db] of my house
It was quiet [Dm] as a palace, I'd burn it down to the ground
When no one was [E] around, oh, but I let [A] this out
The light in the cell did me quickly put down _ _ _
_ [Abm] Running six feet [Dm] underground
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_ [Dm] _ When _ I was ten I used [Am] the [Dm] pits and toot around
In the city till they come arresting me
_ Then proceed to laugh [Db] and then face such a disgrace
[Dm] Oh, but I love to [A] tease
I do too, to have a place of space _
_ _ [Ab] All over the [F] fireplace
[B] [Dm] Didn't [Cm] think of [Bm] any loss
_ Like a loving dad, but I even thought of a rule, [Dm] but I'd be a terrible dad
And I deserved to be tied in a knot
For all [Bm] things, but that's not what I seem
And this is [Eb] not quite what I [Ab] seem
Ah, hell, [F] this [Am] is what it seems
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_ [Dm] _ When I was twelve I used to delve into evil schemes
Just to unleash the screams, boost my self-esteem
Push my sister down [Fm] a well, she [Dm] just fell
Oh, but I let [A] the well, I listened to Rosie down and out _ _ _
[Abm] _ When no one could hear me [Dm] out
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[E] _ [Dm] _ When [Ab] I [F] was fourteen
[E] _ Nothing much happened, _ well
There _ [Am] was that one time
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[Dm] _ [Eb] _ [Bm] _ _ Lions and the Black Knights
_ Oh, bad [Dm] things, there are bad things
That's horrible, [Bm] but [C] it's not what [Bm] I seem
And this is [F] not quite [Eb] what [G] I seem
[Ab] Ah, hell, [Fm] this is exactly [Am] what it seems
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[Dm] _ When I was sixteen life was frightening
My brother was like a whole splattering skull
Pushed him in a hole, then buried him alive
[Db] He barely [Fm] survived, oh, but I loved to cry
[A] I hate this, it would be better to fight _ _ _ _
Electric to the side
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[Dm] _ _ Now that I'm eighteen I [A] still hate [D] these
From this [Dbm] planet's side I call my home
No friends, no [D] home, no life to call [Db] my own
[F] _ _ _ _ [A] Here [Dm] I lie [B] until the [Fm] very day [A] I [B] die
Until my brother [Fm] gets to try
[Ab] [A] And I [B]
[C] return _ [B] to the darkness [A] from [Ab] where [A] I _ _ [Eb] came
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So_
_ _ Bad things, there are [Dm] bad things
_ _ That's _ horrible, [Em] _ [Bm] but it's [C] not what [Bm] I seem
And _ _ _ [F] this is not quite [Eb] what [G] I seem
_ Ah, hell, _ [F] this is exactly [Ab] what _
[D] _ _ _ [C] it [Am] seems _ _
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