Chords for Courtney Barnett - Avant Gardener (Live on World Cafe)

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_ I'm sleeping late, another day [F] Oh what a wonder, [G] oh what a waste
_ It's a Monday, so mundane [F] What exciting [G] things will happen today
The yard is full of hard rubbish, it's a mess and
I guess the neighbors must think we run a meth lab
We should amend that, up all the sheets back [F] here
It's 40 degrees [G] and I feel like I'm dying _ Love getting hard in here so I do some gardening
[F] Anything to take my [G] mind away from where it's supposed to be
The nice lady next door talks of green beds [F] and
All the nice [G] things she wants [C] to plant in there
I want to grow tomatoes on the front step
[F] Sunflowers, beans, [G] sprouts, sweet corn and radishes
I feel proactive, I pull out weeds
[F] All of a sudden [G] I'm having [D] trouble breathing in
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_ [G] My hands are shaking, my knees are weak
[F] I can't seem to stand on my own [G] two feet
I'm breathing but I'm wheezing, feel like I'm in the semen
My throat [F] feels like a [G] funnel filled with wheat, beets [F] and carrots
Oh [G] _ no, next thing I know they call up triple O
[F] I'd rather die [G] than owe the hospital till I get old
I get adrenaline straight to the heart
I feel [F] like I'm a [G] thermal post-overdose and kickstart
Reminds me of the time when I was really sick and I
Had too [F] much [G] pseudoepiderm and I couldn't sleep at night
Halfway down high speed and he looks ambivalent
[F] He's probably wondering what I'm doing [C] getting in an [G] ambulance
The paramedic thinks I'm clever because I play guitar
[F] I think she's clever because she [C] stops people dying
[G] I'm an analgestic and a malaric and a super hypochondriac
Should [F] have stayed in bed today, [C] I'd much prefer [G] the Monday
I'd take a hit from an asthma plopper
[F] I'd do it wrong, I [G] was never good at [G] smoking bombs
I'm not that good at breathing in
[F] I'm not [C] that good at breathing [G] in
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