Chords for Courtney Barnett - Pedestrian At Best | Guardian Sessions
Tempo:
139.1 bpm
Chords used:
F#
E
A
B
C#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Hi, this is Courtney Barnett, this is the Guardians of Peace.
[F#]
[D]
[F#m]
[Bm] [F#] [C#]
[E]
[B]
[F#]
[E]
[E] [F#]
[E] I'm going to be doing a little bit of voice acting.
Go ahead.
[F#] Call me a [E] homophadist or [A] I'll only [B] disappoint [F#] you.
[B]
[A] [C#] [F#] Tell me [E] I'm exceptional, [A] I promise [B] to exploit [F#] you.
[E]
[A] [B] [F#] Give me [E] all your money, [A] I'll make some [B] more.
I'm not a ghost, I'm a zombie, [F#] I need [E] you.
[A] [C#] [F#] I [E] think you're the [A] choice but I don't [B] bite you, [F#] baby.
[E] I [A] [F#] want you.
[E]
My internal monologue is saturated analogue, it's scratching, drifting.
I've become attached to the idea of soul and shifting dream, bittersweet philosophy.
I've got no idea why I [F#] even got here.
I'm resentful, I'm having an existential time crisis.
What bliss.
Daylight saving can't fix it.
Under wraps and over sexed, I must express my disinterest
The wraps are back and spun like that one with Poyter's step
For me [E] I'm pedestal [A] and I'll only disappoint [F#] you
[E]
[A] [F#] For me [E] I'm exceptional, [A] I promise to exploit [F#] you
[E]
[B] [F#] Give me [E] all your money [A] or make some more of [F#] gummy honey
For me [B]
[A] [F#] I [B] think you're a twerk but I despise you [F#] as I
[A] [F#]
I
[G#] wanna wash out my head with turpentine
I know that I'll be spied pissing [E] turtle duds when I try to catch your eye
I hate [C#] seeing you crying [F#] in the kitchen
I don't know why with affection like this you're not even mine to consider
I'm hurting you, so I'm hurting you, so I'm hard to sex you
I'm hurting [E] you, dirty clothes, I [Em] suppose we all have our hours now
[B] I'm a [F#m] fag, I'm a fag, I'm a [F#] wanker, I'm a [E] scoffyard
[F#] For me [E] I'm pedestal [A] and I'll only [B] disappoint [F#] you
[E]
[A] [F#] Tell me [E] how exceptional, [A] I promise [B] to exploit [F#] you
[B]
[F#] Give me [E] all your money [A] or make some [B] more of gummy [F#] honey
[E]
[A] [B] [F#] I think [E] you're a trope [A] but I don't [B] mind you [F#] then
[E]
[A] [B] [F#] For me I'm [E] pedestal [A] and I'll only [B] disappoint you
[F#] [E]
[A] [B] [F#] Tell me [E] how exceptional, [A] I promise to exploit [F#] you
[E]
[F#] Give me [E] all your money or [A] make some [B] more of gummy [F#] honey
[E]
[A] [B] [F#] [E] You're a trope but I don't [B] mind you [F#] then
[E]
[A] [B] [F#]
[E] [F#]
[E] [E]
[A] Hello, I'm Gaz Coombs and this is The Guardian Sessions
[D]
[F#]
[D]
[F#m]
[Bm] [F#] [C#]
[E]
[B]
[F#]
[E]
[E] [F#]
[E] I'm going to be doing a little bit of voice acting.
Go ahead.
[F#] Call me a [E] homophadist or [A] I'll only [B] disappoint [F#] you.
[B]
[A] [C#] [F#] Tell me [E] I'm exceptional, [A] I promise [B] to exploit [F#] you.
[E]
[A] [B] [F#] Give me [E] all your money, [A] I'll make some [B] more.
I'm not a ghost, I'm a zombie, [F#] I need [E] you.
[A] [C#] [F#] I [E] think you're the [A] choice but I don't [B] bite you, [F#] baby.
[E] I [A] [F#] want you.
[E]
My internal monologue is saturated analogue, it's scratching, drifting.
I've become attached to the idea of soul and shifting dream, bittersweet philosophy.
I've got no idea why I [F#] even got here.
I'm resentful, I'm having an existential time crisis.
What bliss.
Daylight saving can't fix it.
Under wraps and over sexed, I must express my disinterest
The wraps are back and spun like that one with Poyter's step
For me [E] I'm pedestal [A] and I'll only disappoint [F#] you
[E]
[A] [F#] For me [E] I'm exceptional, [A] I promise to exploit [F#] you
[E]
[B] [F#] Give me [E] all your money [A] or make some more of [F#] gummy honey
For me [B]
[A] [F#] I [B] think you're a twerk but I despise you [F#] as I
[A] [F#]
I
[G#] wanna wash out my head with turpentine
I know that I'll be spied pissing [E] turtle duds when I try to catch your eye
I hate [C#] seeing you crying [F#] in the kitchen
I don't know why with affection like this you're not even mine to consider
I'm hurting you, so I'm hurting you, so I'm hard to sex you
I'm hurting [E] you, dirty clothes, I [Em] suppose we all have our hours now
[B] I'm a [F#m] fag, I'm a fag, I'm a [F#] wanker, I'm a [E] scoffyard
[F#] For me [E] I'm pedestal [A] and I'll only [B] disappoint [F#] you
[E]
[A] [F#] Tell me [E] how exceptional, [A] I promise [B] to exploit [F#] you
[B]
[F#] Give me [E] all your money [A] or make some [B] more of gummy [F#] honey
[E]
[A] [B] [F#] I think [E] you're a trope [A] but I don't [B] mind you [F#] then
[E]
[A] [B] [F#] For me I'm [E] pedestal [A] and I'll only [B] disappoint you
[F#] [E]
[A] [B] [F#] Tell me [E] how exceptional, [A] I promise to exploit [F#] you
[E]
[F#] Give me [E] all your money or [A] make some [B] more of gummy [F#] honey
[E]
[A] [B] [F#] [E] You're a trope but I don't [B] mind you [F#] then
[E]
[A] [B] [F#]
[E] [F#]
[E] [E]
[A] Hello, I'm Gaz Coombs and this is The Guardian Sessions
[D]
Key:
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Hi, this is Courtney Barnett, this is the Guardians of Peace.
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_ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ [E] I'm going to be doing a little bit of voice acting.
Go ahead.
[F#] Call me a [E] homophadist or [A] I'll only [B] disappoint [F#] you.
_ [B] _ _
[A] _ _ [C#] _ [F#] Tell me [E] I'm exceptional, [A] I promise [B] to exploit [F#] you.
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ [F#] Give me [E] all your money, [A] I'll make some [B] more.
I'm not a ghost, I'm a zombie, [F#] I need [E] you. _
[A] _ _ [C#] _ _ [F#] I [E] think you're the [A] choice but I don't [B] bite you, [F#] baby.
_ [E] I [A] _ _ _ _ [F#] want you.
[E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ My internal monologue is saturated analogue, it's scratching, drifting.
I've become attached to the idea of soul and shifting dream, bittersweet philosophy.
I've got no idea why I [F#] even got here.
I'm resentful, I'm having an existential time crisis.
What bliss.
Daylight saving can't fix it.
Under wraps and over sexed, I must express my disinterest
The wraps are back and spun like that one with Poyter's step
For me [E] I'm pedestal [A] and I'll only disappoint [F#] you
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [F#] For me [E] I'm exceptional, [A] I promise to exploit [F#] you
_ [E] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [F#] Give me [E] all your money [A] or make some more of [F#] gummy honey
For me [B] _ _
[A] _ _ _ [F#] I [B] think you're a twerk but I despise you [F#] as I _
[A] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I _
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ wanna wash out my head with _ turpentine
I know that I'll be spied pissing [E] turtle duds when I try to catch your eye
I hate [C#] seeing you crying [F#] in the kitchen
I don't know why with affection like this you're not even mine to consider
I'm hurting you, so I'm hurting you, so I'm hard to sex you
I'm hurting [E] you, dirty clothes, I [Em] suppose we all have our hours now
[B] I'm a [F#m] fag, I'm a fag, I'm a [F#] wanker, _ _ I'm a [E] scoffyard
[F#] For me [E] I'm pedestal [A] and I'll only [B] disappoint [F#] you
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ _ [F#] Tell me [E] how exceptional, [A] I promise [B] to exploit [F#] you
_ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] Give me [E] all your money [A] or make some [B] more of gummy [F#] honey
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ [F#] I think [E] you're a trope [A] but I don't [B] mind you [F#] then
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ [F#] For me I'm [E] pedestal [A] and I'll only [B] disappoint you
[F#] _ _ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] Tell me [E] how exceptional, [A] I promise to exploit [F#] you
_ [E] _ _
_ _ _ [F#] Give me [E] all your money or [A] make some [B] more of gummy [F#] honey
[E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _ [E] You're a trope but I don't [B] mind you [F#] then
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
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_ _ [A] Hello, I'm Gaz Coombs and this is The Guardian Sessions
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Hi, this is Courtney Barnett, this is the Guardians of Peace.
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_ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ [E] I'm going to be doing a little bit of voice acting.
Go ahead.
[F#] Call me a [E] homophadist or [A] I'll only [B] disappoint [F#] you.
_ [B] _ _
[A] _ _ [C#] _ [F#] Tell me [E] I'm exceptional, [A] I promise [B] to exploit [F#] you.
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ [F#] Give me [E] all your money, [A] I'll make some [B] more.
I'm not a ghost, I'm a zombie, [F#] I need [E] you. _
[A] _ _ [C#] _ _ [F#] I [E] think you're the [A] choice but I don't [B] bite you, [F#] baby.
_ [E] I [A] _ _ _ _ [F#] want you.
[E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ My internal monologue is saturated analogue, it's scratching, drifting.
I've become attached to the idea of soul and shifting dream, bittersweet philosophy.
I've got no idea why I [F#] even got here.
I'm resentful, I'm having an existential time crisis.
What bliss.
Daylight saving can't fix it.
Under wraps and over sexed, I must express my disinterest
The wraps are back and spun like that one with Poyter's step
For me [E] I'm pedestal [A] and I'll only disappoint [F#] you
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [F#] For me [E] I'm exceptional, [A] I promise to exploit [F#] you
_ [E] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [F#] Give me [E] all your money [A] or make some more of [F#] gummy honey
For me [B] _ _
[A] _ _ _ [F#] I [B] think you're a twerk but I despise you [F#] as I _
[A] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I _
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ wanna wash out my head with _ turpentine
I know that I'll be spied pissing [E] turtle duds when I try to catch your eye
I hate [C#] seeing you crying [F#] in the kitchen
I don't know why with affection like this you're not even mine to consider
I'm hurting you, so I'm hurting you, so I'm hard to sex you
I'm hurting [E] you, dirty clothes, I [Em] suppose we all have our hours now
[B] I'm a [F#m] fag, I'm a fag, I'm a [F#] wanker, _ _ I'm a [E] scoffyard
[F#] For me [E] I'm pedestal [A] and I'll only [B] disappoint [F#] you
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ _ [F#] Tell me [E] how exceptional, [A] I promise [B] to exploit [F#] you
_ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] Give me [E] all your money [A] or make some [B] more of gummy [F#] honey
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ [F#] I think [E] you're a trope [A] but I don't [B] mind you [F#] then
_ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ [F#] For me I'm [E] pedestal [A] and I'll only [B] disappoint you
[F#] _ _ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] Tell me [E] how exceptional, [A] I promise to exploit [F#] you
_ [E] _ _
_ _ _ [F#] Give me [E] all your money or [A] make some [B] more of gummy [F#] honey
[E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _ [E] You're a trope but I don't [B] mind you [F#] then
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[A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] Hello, I'm Gaz Coombs and this is The Guardian Sessions
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