Christmas at Ground Zero Chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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[Bm] _ [G] _ [A] [D] It's Christmas at Ground Zero, there's music [A] in the air.
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing while the air raves [D] siren flare.
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, the button [A] has been pressed.
The radio just let up know that this is [D] not a pest.
[G] Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping, it's the end of [D] all humanity.
[G] _ [A] No more time for last minute shopping, [B] it's [E] time to face your [Em] final destiny.
[D] It's Christmas at Ground Zero, there's panic [A] in the crowd.
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree underneath the [D] muslin cloud. _ _ _ _ _
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[Bm] _ [D] _ [G] You [D] might hear some [G] reindeer on your rooftop or [D] Jack Frost [G] on your windowsill.
[A] But if someone's climbing down your chimney, [B] you [E] better hope you're [A] gonna choose to kill.
[D] Oh, it's [Bm] Christmas [D] at Ground Zero, and if the [Bm] radiation [A] level's okay,
I'll go out with you and see all the new mutations on [G] New Year's [B] Day.
[E] It's Christmas at Ground Zero, just seconds [B] left to go.
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover [F#m] underneath the [E] mistletoe.
It's [C#m] Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are [B] on their way.
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this rally [E] holiday.
[B] What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly [E] holiday. _ _ _ _
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