Chords for CHOO CHOO CHARLES SONG "The End of The Line" | Dan Bull & The Stupendium

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_ _ How long has it been?
Oh, at least 20 minutes overdue.
Should be here by now.
Must be tied up somewhere.
Must be.
If it's not here in the next 5 minutes, I fear I might lose it. _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] [Ab] Sleepin' deep beneath the [G] sleepers of [F] the isle,
[Bbm] There's a demon [Am] creature [G] dreamin' heathen and [C] revile,
Sees no rival [Ab] reason but to [C] feast him when [Fm] he's riled,
[Bb] Better let him [Am] be lest you are [Cm] sure to see the spire,
Of [F] sixteen [Ab] tons of [G] scurrying [F] hell,
[Eb] Smoldering [Am] souls who [Gm] follow the [C] rail,
With [Fm] a pig-like [Eb] grin on [G] the front of his [F] head,
[Eb] Saddle top a most illogical [C] number of legs.
[Bb] Tickets [Ab] please.
Let [G] me tell you the [F] tale.
The [Bb] wicked [A] beast will [G] follow your [Cm] trail through [Eb] the valleys and vales.
On [G] your tail [Dm] they'll unite.
There'll be [Bb] chaos on [A] the rail when [G] the railway [C] strikes.
[Bb] [Ab] Excellent.
Try [G] to gauge the [F] situation.
We're afraid your [Eb] train has been [Am] derailed.
There's no use [G] waiting in this [C] station.
Every [Bb] engine's been [Ab] dismantled.
There's [G] no other service [F] coming.
[Eb] Delta's heeding.
For example, he's the [Cm] only train that's running.
[Bb] In all in [Ab] all, we're in [G] a goosy of [Fm] a mess.
[Eb] So all [Am] aboard the [G] WTM [Cm] Express.
Would [Bb] you want to stay [Ab] safe?
Then [G] I wouldn't play [F] games.
Or [Eb] you'll run another last lane.
Run away [Dm] train!
[Bb] Every [Ab] life is [Cm] a line in [Fm] the tunnel [Eb] ahead.
But [A] you might just [Gm] find what's [Cm] behind it [Bb] instead.
Of [Ab] a helluva [G] leading and [Fm] the devil in [Eb] red.
And [Dm] we're next on the menu of [Cm] the bloody [Bb] month.
[Ab] Charlie.
[G] [Fm] Your [Eb] timetable [A] says [D] it's almost [Cm] time for [Bb] tea.
[Ab] Charlie.
[G] [Fm] And we've [Eb] laid down [A] quite a [Eb] spread as [Cm] yet.
[Bb] Can't you hear [Ab] it?
[F] Train's coming after [Eb] you.
[Am] Food [Gm] [Cm] chain's gonna be [Bb] skew.
[Ab] Won't [G] catch [F] that [Eb] train.
[F] It's gonna [Bb] catch you.
Certain [Abm] worse than what they [G] say to mind the [F] gap for.
The [Bb] train's not just [B] cancelled, [G] it's damn well to [C] flat for.
To [Bb] disamber off the tracks to find a [G] snack on off your back door.
Double [Bb] jack doors of [D] your dad and then your dad up off the [C] backboard.
[Bbm] He's hungry and [Ab] he's hunting down [G] the [F] islanders.
With [Ebm] a side of any [A] side he's hiding [G] bystanders.
Quite [Bb] clear what [Ab] his dietary [G] requirements [F] are.
But [Ebm] it's pretty clear [Cm] in God like he's a dino [F]-nard.
[Bb] Couple [Ab] of jolios, [G] a man don't ever [Fm] do.
No, [Eb] his engines held [A] the sense of rendered [G] flesh up on [Cm] the flue.
On [Bb] this service we'll [Ab] be serving something [G] rather [Fm] horrible.
And [Eb] a chugging on [A] blood as [G] he chews, [Cm] chews, chews.
[Bb] It's all [Ab] true.
Chew, [G] chew, chew, chew, chew, chew.
Chewers can chew [Fm] for two.
[Eb] Humans [A] are all new.
[G] Consumable [Cm] and whole food.
[Bb] Gluten free [Ab] range.
And more [G] than you're afforded.
[F] So [Ebm] who to choose to chew to [Cm] this tune?
You [Bb] do.
Every [Ab] life has [C] a light in [Fm] the tunnel of [Eb] the head.
But [F] you might just [G] find that [Cm] the hiding [Bb] instead of [Ab] a heaven is [G] an Indian and [Fm] the devil in [Eb] red.
And [B] we're next on the menu of [C] the pleasant one.
[Bb] [Ab] Darling, [G] [Fm] your pride [Eb] table [Am] says [G] it's almost [Cm] time [Bb] for tea.
[Ab] Darling, [G] [F] and we've [Eb] laid on [Cm] quite a spread as you can [Bb] see.
[Ab] Darling, [G] and [Eb] we'll save [A] your lust for [Dm] flesh on [Cm] which to [Bb] feed.
[Ab] Darling, [G] [F] we'll eat [Eb] from [A] two big hands and a [Bb] G.
[Ab] Chew, train [Fm] coming after [Eb] you.
[Am] Food [D] [C] chain's gonna be [Bb] miscue.
[Ab] Won't [G] catch that [Eb] train.
[F] It's gonna catch [Bb] engine, engine [G] number nine [Eb] on the ever-nearing [G] mining line.
[Bb] If no train [G] comes off the [Cm] track, better run, better run or [C] you won't come back.
[Bb] Hey, this is [Ab] food.
This [G] is deja [F] vu.
Like [Ebm] H.S. [Dm] 2, you'll be real like [Cm] flu.
And [Bb] it's rated in [Ab] the vein of [G] the mainline [F] boot.
When [Eb] we come, well then we're gonna run a strain on [C] you.
[Bb] You might [Ab] see we've got [G] a little camel [F] tip.
[Bb] Provide the [Am] train with [G] a load of [C] groceries.
[Eb] Local is forced from [G] the local footbill.
[Eb] Granny's supposed [A] to host all that [G] she's toast when [Cm] the slope [Bb] kills.
You'll show the [Ab] carpet and [G] the beast come to [F] die.
Bitch, how I'd [A] believe that [Gm] he lives on [Cm] the line.
[Bb] You'll see when [Ab] he feasts in [G] the deep of [Bb] the night.
And the pieces [A] of meat he's [G] a-free left [C] behind.
[Bb] The mining of people [Ab] be ridiculous.
[G] The weather [F] you see is not like it [Ebm] is greeted in the [A] missing.
And it will [G] equate to eating you [Cm] is draining.
Because we're [Bb] a stain and by that [Ab] we mean [G] insidious.
We're just [F] uneasy villagers seeking to keep the virginity.
As we [Cm] unleash we're committing the deed of killing [Bb] us.
The killing [Ab] of breeds, the vicar, [G] a group of seraphs, the [Fm] primacy is [Eb] villainous.
The water's [A] in me, you probably [G] see.
The feed [Cm] is in my neck, people [Bb] screaming.
Pop [Ab] the bellows, you'll [G] be grunting out [Fm] your ass.
Sally [Eb] laughs, we'll get the [A] murder on the [G] door.
You [Cm] bitch, where are you?
You're a [Bb] common denominator.
[Ab] Whether there's [G] a certain [Fm] trade near or [Eb] pre.
[Am] You'll be [Gm] dislikely [Cm] feared.
But [Bb] in case you [Ab] didn't hear, the [G] night better make [F] do.
[B] This train terminates [Cm] here.
[Bb] Every [Ab] line's on [C] the line and [Fm] it's all [Eb] overhead.
But you might just [Dm] find what's [Cm] behind it [Bb] instead.
All [Ab] I ever need's [G] a new deal and [F] the devil in [Eb] red.
And [Bm] we're best on the menu if [C] we're guilty and [Bb] unfair.
[Ab] Sally, [Dm] your [Eb] timetable [Am] says [Gm] it's almost [Fm] time for [Bb] tea.
[Ab] Sally, [G] [F] and we've laid on [Bb] quite a [Cm] spread as you [Bb] can see.
[Ab] Sally, [G] if we [Eb] take your [A] lust for [G] flesh on [Cm] which to [Bb] feed.
[Ab] Sally, [G] [F] will you [C] promise [Dm] to retend [Cm] instead?
[Bb] There's a [Ab] jewelry [G] train [Fm] coming after [Eb] you.
[Am] Food [Gm] [C] chain's gonna be [Bb] miscue.
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[G] Won't [Fm] catch that [Bb] train if it's gonna catch you.
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Nodded off.
[Ebm] A mere dream.
Hmm?
Oh, there it is.
We can get out of here now.
Oh, thank [B] goodness.
[Eb] _ It's about time.
Good job we did tie it up, or else we really might have lost it. _ _ _ _
Help.
Oh. _ _ _ _
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Help.
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