Chords for THE END OF THE LINE | The Stupendium & Dan Bull | Choo-Choo Charles Song!

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_ _ _ _ _ _ It's almost tea time.
A bit of change to the timetable?
_ No.
_ Engine trouble?
As far as I've been informed.
_ If this train doesn't get here in the next
five minutes I shall go absolutely mad. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb]
Sleepin' deep [Ab] beneath the sleepers [G] of the [F] isle,
There's [Bbm] a demon creature [A] dreamin' [C] heathen and reviled,
Seethe rhyme or reason but the [Ab] feastin' when he's [Fm] riled,
Better [C] let him be lest [Am] you are sure to see the [Cm] smile,
Of [Bb] sixteen tons [Ab] of [G] scurried, scurried, scurried, scurried,
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Smoldering souls [Am] through one of [C] the rails,
With a pick [Fm]-like grin [Ab] on the front [G] of his head,
[F] Sat atop a [Eb] most illogical [C] number of legs.
_ [Bb] Tickets please, [Ab] let me tell you [G] the tale,
[F] Of the wicked [Bb]
beast [A] that will follow [G] your trail,
[C] Through the valleys [Bb] and vales, on your tail [G] day and night,
[Dm] There'll be chaos [Bbm] on the rail [A] when the [G] railway [Cm] strikes.
[Bb] Folks, [Ab] try to gauge [G] the situation.
[F] Ensure your train has [Ebm] been derailed,
[A] There's no use waiting [G] in the station,
[C] Every engine's [Bb] been dismantled,
[Ab] There's no other [G] service coming,
[Fm] Jaws is heating, [Eb] eyes are burning,
He's the only [Cm] train that's running.
All [Bb] in all, [Ab] we're in a [G] doozy of a mess,
[Fm] So all [Eb] aboard the [A] _ [G] WTF Express,
[C] Would you want to [Bb] stay safe?
[Ab] Then I wouldn't [G] play a game,
[F] Go your own [Ebm] another way, [Cm] slave.
Your on the way, [F] train!
_ [Bb] Every life [Ab] has a light [C] in the tunnel [Fm] of her head,
[Eb] But you might [Dm] just find that the time [Cm] is instead,
[Bb] Of a hell [Ab]-runner's illusion [G] and the devil [F] in bread,
[Eb] And we're missed [Dm] on the menu [G] with the flesh and [C] blood fed.
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_ [Ab] _ _ [G] Your [Fm] _ [Eb] timetable says [A] it's [Dm] almost time [Cm] for tea,
And we're missed on the menu with the flesh and blood fed.
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You're a good guy,
[Ab] _ _ [G] And [Fm] we've laid [Ebm] on quite [A] a [Cm] spread as yet.
Catch [Bb] you, _ [Ab] train,
[G] Coming [Fm] after [Eb] you,
The road [Am] _ [Gm] chain's gonna [Cm] be skew.
[Bb] _
[Ab] Won't catch [G] that [Fm] _ _ [Eb]
train,
_ You're [F] gonna get you.
It's [Bb] even worse than [Abm] what they say to [G] mind the gap [F] for,
The train's [Bb] not just [A] cancelled,
It's damn [G] well [C] deflatformed.
You [Bb] disembarked off the track to [Ab] find a snack on [G] off your back [F] lawn,
Double-jacked [Bb] doors of your dad and [A] then your [C] dad all off the backboard.
He's hungry [Bb] and he's hunting [Ab] down the _ [G] islanders,
[F] With a side of [Ebm] any snagging [A] hiding _ [Dm] bystander.
[Cm] Slight queer [Bb] what his diet [Ab] key [G] requirements are,
[F] But it's pretty [Ebm] clear garbage [Cm] is a diamond.
[F] But it's pretty clear garbage is a diamond.
You're a good [Bb] guy,
And [Ab] we're [G] missed on the menu [Fm] with the flesh and [Eb] _
_ [Am] _ _ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb]
blood fed.
[Ab] And we've laid on quite [G] a spread as yet.
[Fm] Catch you, [Eb] train,
Coming [A] after you,
[G] _ [Cm] The road [Bb] _
_ [Ab] chain's gonna [G] be skew.
_ [Fm] _ [Eb] Won't catch that train,
It's even worse than _ [Am] _ _ [G] what they say to mind the gap for,
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_ [Ab] _ _ [G] _ [Fm] The [Eb] train's not just _ [F] cancelled,
With a side of any snagging hiding [G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Ab] _ _ [G] bystander.
[Fm] _ [Eb] You're a good guy,
And we're missed [B] on the menu with the flesh [C] and blood [Bb] fed.
_ [Ab] _ [G] And we've [Fm] _ _ [Eb] _
_ [A] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Ab] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] laid [Eb] on quite [Cm] a spread as yet.
Catch you, [Bb]
train,
[Ab] Coming after you,
[G] If [Fm] we say [Ebm] you're less [A] of flesh,
[Dm] I'm rich [Cm] to [Bb] feed the [Ab] galley.
[G] Where [F] you [Eb] promised to [Dm] be,
It's getting [Cm] standard G.
[Bb]
Catch you, [Ab] train,
[G] Coming [Fm] after you,
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The road [Am] _ [G] chain's gonna [Cm] be skew.
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Won't [Ab] catch [G] that [Fm] _ _ [Bb]
train,
[F] _ It's gonna catch you.
[Bb] Engine, [Eb] engine, number [G] nine,
On [F] the ever [Ebm]-nearer [G] mining line.
If [Bb] your train comes [G] off the track,
[C] Better run, better run, or you [G] won't [C] come back.
Hey, [Bb] guess who?
[Ab] This is [G] Deja Vu,
[F] By _ [Ebm]
HS2, [Dm] you'll be pale like poo.
[F] And it's rated [Bb] in the vein [Ab] of the [G] mainline boot.
[F] When we come,
[Eb] Well, then we're gonna run a strain [Cm] on you.
You [Bb] might say we've [Ab] got a look [G]-out muted,
[F] _ [Eb] Provide the train [Am] with a load [G] of [Cm] groceries.
_ [Bb] Locally sourced from the local vote dig.
Granny's supposed to host,
Although [A] she's toast [G] when the snow [Cm] kills.
Catch you [Bbm] on the camera,
Run [Ab] that beast, [G] count your time.
[F] It's power [Eb] of the leaves [A] as he leaves [G] on the line.
[Cm] You'll see [Bb] when he [Ab] feasts,
In the deep [G] of the night.
[Bbm] And it's a beast, it's a big [A] deal,
If you're [C] left behind.
The weather [Bb] _
_ [Ab] _ [G] you see isn't [F] thick enough,
It's greasy to [Ebm] be missing.
The [A] intellect we [Gm] feed, the yin to the yang,
And [Cm] the rest is a mess.
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_ [Ab] _ [G] We're just an easy [F] villager,
Seeking to [Ebm] keep the mercenaries.
[Cm] We unleash them, committing the deed,
And killing us, [Bb] killing the breed.
You might have to [Ab] pick a grocer up,
[G] But we're not greedy, you [Fm] better look.
[Eb] What did he mean?
You [A] probably see,
The [G] feed is in when I [Cm] keep on screaming.
[Bb] Grab the [Ab] bellows, you'll be grunting [G] out your ass.
[Fm] Sally, laugh a [Eb] little madder [A] on the glory [G] of this day.
[Cm] You'll [Bb] illuminate, [Ab] unweathered as a satin [G] train near.
[Fm] Oh, please, [Eb] _
[Am] illuminate, just like a [G] late bill.
[Cm] But in case [Bb] you didn't hear,
[Ab] Then I'd better [G] make it clear.
[F] _ _
This train terminates [Cm] here.
_ Every line, [Ab] every line, [Cm] and it's all [Fm] overhead.
[Eb] But you might [A] just find [G] that the [Cm] honeydew's dead.
[Bb] All our evidence [Ab] of meeting,
[G] And the devil [Fm] in red.
[Eb] And we're next [B] on the menu, what a pleasant [C] unfair _ [Bb]
sight.
[Ab] _ _ [F] Your pride [Ebm] table says [Am] it's [Gm] almost time [C] for tea,
[Bb] _
[Ab] Darling.
_ [G] And [F] we've laid [Eb] on quite [Cm] a spread,
As you can see, [Bb] _
[Ab] darling.
_ [G] If [Fm] we take [Eb] your love [A] for fresh,
[G] On which [Cm] to feed, [Bb] _
[Ab] darling.
_ [G] Will [F] you promise [Eb]
to [A] eat [Cm] them instead?
Of a tree?
[Bb]
A shoe?
[Ab] A [G] train?
Coming [F] after you.
[Eb] A fruit [Am] _ [Gm] chain's gonna [C] rescue.
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One [Ab] catch, [G] that [Fm] train,
[Eb] _
_ _ [Bb] It's gonna catch you. _
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_ _ _ _ It's gonna catch you.
Must have [Ebm] dozed off.
_ _ Strange dream, though. _ _
_ _ _ Tea time. _ _
_ [Ab] See you often.
_ _ _ Poor guy.
Don't get too sentimental.
We've still got to serve breakfast for the morning service. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Help. _
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[Ebm] [Am] Change, [D] please.
All [Cm] change.
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