Chas and Dave- Snooker Loopy Chords

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_ [C] _ _ [F#] _ [G] _ Snooker Loopy [C] Nuts are [D] we, me and [G] him and them and me.
We'll show [C] you what we can [D] do with a load of [G] balls and a snooker cube.
Pop the [C] reds then, screw [D] back for the yellow, green, [G] brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker [C] Loopy [A] Nuts are [D] we, we're all [Cm] [G] Snooker Loopy.
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[A] _ [D] _ _ [F#] _ [G] _ Come on me arms, we [D] all know Scott's bones [G] are deathless suits.
Nut and bread then he hits [D] his head on his butt [G] by a tray and moose.
_ [A] Emotional when he gets [E] his call till he reaches [A] the finals.
[Bm] And whether he wins or whether he doesn't, [F#] always bite [Bm] me eyeballs.
[G] And when Ben has his [D] Ben, Dan's the [G] girl.
On the old green bay, his mates see them age [D] with the skills of a [G] snooker bull.
[A] But them love socks he never ever [E] got, why the old [A] Mike Boggles.
[Bm] And now a daisy costs a lot, [F#] cause I wear [Bm] these [G] goggles.
Snooker [C] Loopy Nuts are [D] we, me and [G] him and them and me.
We'll show [C] you what we can [D] do with a load of [G] balls and a snooker cube.
Pop the [C] reds then, screw [D] back for the yellow, green, [G] brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker [C] Loopy [A] Nuts are [D] we, we're all [G] Snooker Loopy. _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ Nut Terran attack, we're balling a [D] gap in the valleys of the [G] land of song.
And as the reds he puts to [D] bed he likes to [G] sing along.
[A] If I win he says whether [E] me and you can only [A] help me gone.
[Bm] I'll celebrate, I'll buy another [F#] eight, hairbrushes [Bm] for me [G] bonnet.
And old Willy's bald, his hair's all [D] gold and his mates all [G] take the ride.
He's a boneless ape, cover up his [D] head cause he's shining [G] in my eyes.
[A] When the light shines down on his bare [E] crown he's a circus [A] clown, a wall [Bm] pig.
It's just not fair giving off that [F#] glare, perhaps I [Bm] ought to [D] chalk it.
[G] Snooker [C] Loopy Nuts are [D] we, me and [G] him and them and me.
We'll show [C] you what we can [D] do with a load of [G] balls and a snooker cube.
Pop the [C] reds then, screw [D] back for the yellow, green, [G] brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker [C] Loopy [A] Nuts are [Dm] we, we're all [F#] snooker [G] _ _
[Am] loopy.
[A] _ [D] _ _ [F#] _ [G] _ Steve last year come very [D] near to winning the [G] snooker crown.
But he never got to put it on his agenda [D] cause the black ball [G] wouldn't go down.
[A] His manager has always said, snooker [E] ball better help to [A] make his mind [Bm] up.
Now he don't care who wins this [F#] year cause he's got the rest [Bm] of us [D] signed [G] up.
[B] Snooker [C] Loopy Nuts are [D] we, me and [G] him and them and me.
We'll show [C] you what we can [D] do with a load of [G] balls and a snooker cube.
Pop the [C] reds then, screw [D] back for the yellow, green, [G] brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker [C] Loopy [A] Nuts are [D] we, we're all [G] snooker loopy.
Snooker [C] Loopy Nuts are [D] we, me and him [G] and them and me.
We'll show you [C] what we can do [D] with a load of balls [G] and a snooker cube.
Pop the reds [C] then, screw back [D] for the yellow, green, brown, [G] blue, pink and black.
Snooker Loopy [C] Nuts [Am] are we, we're [G] all snooker loopy.
Snooker Loopy [C] Nuts [D] are we, we're all [G] snooker loopy.
[Am] Snooker Loopy Nuts are we, [D] _ _ _ [G] we're [F#] all [G] snooker loopy. _ _ _ _ _ _