Chords for Chas and Dave - I'm In Trouble (1982)

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_ _ _ _ I mean for you, but not for us.
My place is dry, [Dm] that's the point.
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_ _ _ [C] _ [G] Last night, I got tired, and I put some away.
_ _ I drank all night, and I went out like a lark. _ _
Well, so they say.
_ Yeah, what do you want to drink, then?
I think we'll have the same again.
I've earned a few bucks today.
_ _ How's your missus and [Gm] your [A] kids, and did you [F] have a good [G] holiday? _
[Em] Not so bad.
[Dm] Yeah, how's your [C#] old dad?
[G] Well, he's up and down like Taffrey, is he?
He ought to slow down, he ain't as young as he used to be.
Want a same again?
Alright, then.
I'll have a cold one out that fridge. _ _
Yeah, but [Gm] hang on a minute, [A] there's a [F] telephone [G] call for me.
[Gm] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ [Am] _ [B] _ [C] _ [Gm] Oh [Am] boy, I'm [Gm] in trouble.
[F] That [C] was her [F] on the telephone.
_ [C] She [A#m] said [Am] I better get back [G] on the [F] double. _ _
She's on the moan and groan.
[C] _ Oh [B] boy, I'm in [E] trouble.
What [D] more than I better go on? _ _
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_ _ Here, you see that fight on the loft last night?
I reckon that was all a big joke.
Oh, yeah.
It was well [Em] under cards [G] and we should have been the other bloke.
I'll tell you what, believe it [C#] or not, [G] just as sure as I'm talking [A#] to you.
[G] Yeah, go on.
_ I'd have [Gm] had the balls [A] up the top of the [F] mountain [F#m] last [G] year.
Cruel, aren't they?
That's a joke.
Hey, want a fag?
_ Ain't it always the way.
_ I nearly had a travel up on the Ulster the other day.
What a shock.
Now that's too uniform.
Blimey, there goes that phone again.
You [Gm] go and answer [A] it and [F] I'll get the next [Gm] one in.
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_ [Am] _ [B] _ [C] _ [A#] Oh [C] boy, I'm in [F] trouble.
That was her on the telephone.
_ [C] She said I better get back on the double.
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She's on the moan and groan.
[C] _ _ Oh [B] boy, I'm in trouble.
[E] What more than [D] I better go on?
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_ _ _ Well, I don't think we ought to have [F#] another drink.
Too [G] late.
Here's [G#] your point.
_ [C#] _ [G] _ _ Giddy's down your port-a-bell, good old mate.
[B] Cheers, mate.
I'm a [D] bit out of [A] flight.
[G] I'll tell you what, _ believe [C#] it or [G] not, my missus, she thinks the world of me.
_ And when I get home tonight, [A] she'll [Fm] be as right as [G] rain, you [A] see. _
Oh, there's a bell.
[G] Oh, please now.
You rang that one quick, didn't you?
Didn't at all.
You know, [C] as [G] it happens though, seriously, _ you've got a good missus there. _
My wife ain't a [C#] bad old [G] stick either.
Well, look, it's too late.
Oh no, look, you just walked over there in a public park, can't you see?
Two old [Gm] looking women.
[A] I've got a good [F] idea, you [G] know that, oh [Am] boy.
[G] _ [C] _ [A#] Oh [Am] boy, [A] we're in [F] trouble.
We call a taxi on the [Em] telephone.
[Dm] _ [C] _ We'd better [Am] get back on the double.
[F] _ _ _ They're on the moan and groan.
_ [C] Oh [B] boy, oh we're in trouble.
[E] That's our lot, [A] now we'd better [D] go on. _
_ [C] _ _ [D] Show us [A] the [F#m] way to [G] go _ on.
We'd better go on. _ _ _ _ _ _
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