Chords for Chas and Dave - One Fing 'n' Annuver (1983)

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_ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ _ [C] I got home the other [G] night and what did I discover?
The Lord's been [C] around to keep the same, you little lover
Big sister's [G] gone and got me trouble with her lover
I've had a pleading number [C] with her once, big lover
I should have listened [G] to me dear old mother
She was a good [C] old girl, good old lover
I had to wipe her saddle [G] down, she's saying, but brother
You know how it [C] is, what we want _ _ _
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ I had to wash her shave [G] and I went round with Tommy Glover
She asked him if he [C] fancied a quick Adana plumber
He comes to the door [G] and said me missus might discover
You know how it is, [C] Jack, we're one thing or [F] another
_ I'm [C] carrying a can, cos [G] me old man ain't [C] bothered a damn
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I get [C] treated like a cow's son, [G] but
Couldn't let me chill his fire, I'll end up in the fire
If I ever get out of this van
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I want me self a [G] faggot maker, never to recover
Little bitch in a [C] packer and I can't afford another
Now some muggies in the [G] yard started fighting with each other
I've had a pleading [C] number with her once, big lover
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