Chords for Bob Schneider - Batman (Beatomatic)

_ _ one, two, three, four.
[C] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ Well, I am [C] Batman, but you can call me [D] Bob
when I see the boy wonder.
[G] I just say, yo, Rob, I used to wear a big cape
[C] and do leotard bed.
[D] Now I'm wearing jeans and a T [G]-shirt
because I don't give a crap.
I used to bust my butt [C] all day fighting crime.
Now I'm rocking [G] off to the city limits
when I say my rhyme returns.
Oh, I'm proud [C] to a crazy mom [D] because I'm Batman.
[G] You can call me Bob.
_ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ I'll tell you all a story [C] that once happened to me.
[D] See, me and old Robin, [G] we were cruising down the street
in that old Batmobile [C] when the lights turned low.
[D] We had a six-pack on nice [G] and we were all ready to go
with the BatBox blasting [C] out our old theme song.
[D] Well, Robin kept passing [G] me this big old bong.
I took a couple hits.
[C] Damn, the next thing that I know,
well, this cop was [G] pulling us over
to the side of the road and said,
Oh, what's your name, [C] sir?
You're dressed like a sly.
I said, [D]
I'm Batman.
[Gm] You can call me Bob.
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ [E] _
_ [G] _ _ [E] _ [C] Said it's getting late.
[D] I gotta find myself a woman [G] before I hallucinate.
We found this little old place [C] and we went inside.
They carted Robin [G] that door.
They asked his age and he just lied.
Well, I went up to the bar, [C] ordered myself a jacket.
[E] I built [G] this tiny chapel on the back of my back
and turned around and dropped a drink.
There [C] was this girl there in the mix.
She was the [G] most beautiful girl I've ever seen, I think.
I introduced her to Robin.
[C] I said, Yo, this is Robin.
[D]
I'm Batman.
You can [G] call me Bob.
_ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ [D] I _ [G] _ _ promised [C#] to behave.
We went [C] right back to my case.
She took one look at my [G] place and started to raise.
She gave me a big old [C] kiss and said,
Boy, I'll be right [D] back.
I gotta take off some [G] clothes so that I can [G] relax.
She left the room for a [C] minute.
I threw on [D] some jeans, opened up my skylight
so we could look at the [G] moon.
But when she came back [C] in, she had a whip in her [D] hand.
Turns out she was a black [G] leotard.
An old catwoman.
She started chasing me around the [C] house.
Said she wanted me dead.
I had to [G] use my batarang and hit her in the head.
She went out like a [C] light.
I said, Man, what a [D] night.
I had to take her down to the [G] station.
And they locked her up tight.
The sergeant said, Son, [C] you've done a fine job.
[D] I said, I know.
I'm Batman.
You can call me [G] Bob.
Yeah!
_ [C] _ _ [E] _
_ [G] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ Thank you.
_ _ _ _ Thank you very much.
[Cm] _ _
_ _ _ _ Thank you. _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _