Chords for Bob Schneider, "The Effect"

_ So I wrote this song the effect that's
_ _ _ [F] when I was
_ I'd just broken up with this girl that I'd been dating for a couple [E] years and
[G] _ _
This was years ago now
Because my space was still around [Ab]
and I maybe [Gb] it's still around.
I don't know but _ _
This was back like pre
_ Facebook I guess and so I wrote the song and I kind of mentioned her in the song because
She got a nose job and there's a line in the [N] song about _
There's a girl just got a bone in her nose
And so I knew she would recognize herself in the song and so I put it up on my myspace page
And I knew she would hear it
because she would stalk my myspace page and then
Contact me which she did and then we ended up getting back together again, and then breaking up in a horrible way
_ Just a few months after that.
So
_ _ Anyways
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[Bm] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ Can [B] say your name without my mouth off filling up [D] with flames I do
[B]
declare
_ _ That at first it gave me quite a scare, but now I like the effect
_ It's not what one would expect _ and it comes in handy every once in a while
Not grown accustomed to my [D] charcoal smile now live in the sea
_ With the spiders and enemies they're [B] not what I would call
_ [D] They're a good company
_ _ [A] _ They're the [D] company I _ _ [B] can't be too picky in [D] the deep
_ _ [E] And [D] who am I to say?
_ [E] What makes a good [D] company anyway, and there's a planet in outer space and on this planet
[B] There was an [D] alien race.
I know a girl there
She's got a bone in her [B] nose and she dances like she's drowning when she takes off all her clothes
[A] Oh the [D] natives they grow restless
[A] _ Yeah, the [D] jungle it grows hot.
_ [Am] Oh, I know [D] it may sound crazy
[E] But I'm giving it [D] everything I've got.
Yeah, I'm building a rocket ship
Oh, it's made from memories.
It's made to make the trip and I can go
[E] Most anywhere and when I get to where I'm gone, well, I'm never really [A] there but oh, I [D] like the effect
_ [Am] I guess it's what [D] you would expect
_ [E] And it comes in handy [D] every once in a [A] while.
_ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ Oh, I should also mention that you _
She worked at this place.
It wasn't like a strip club.
It was like a burlesque place and she would like _
_ Take her clothes off
Display it was like high-end for like celebrities and stuff
It was called the box or something if you ever heard of that place in New York City
_ It was awful.
I went there one time.
It's just the one of the worst places
I've ever been to my life, but like Lindsay Lohan would like hang out there and
_ that was the kind of clientele like I just people doing drugs and _ _
It was awful
But that's where she worked.
So during this time
So that was the other part _ _ that song anyways, _ [Bb] all right
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