Chords for Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - The Twelve Pains Of Christmas (HQ)

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The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, is [Dm] finding a [C] Christmas [F] tree.
_ The second [Am] thing at Christmas that's such a [F] pain to me, [C] rigging up [Cm] the [Dm] lights and finding a Christmas [F] tree. _
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, [C] _ hangovers, [Cm] rigging up the lights and [Dm] finding a [C] Christmas [F] tree.
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such [C] a pain [F] to me, [C] sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up [Cm] the lights [Dm] and finding a [C] [F] Christmas tree.
_ The fifth thing at Christmas that's [C] such a [F] pain to me, _ [G] five months [C] of bills, [F] sending Christmas [Bb] cards, hangovers, [G] rigging up the lights [Dm] and finding a Christmas [F] tree.
The sixth [Am] thing at Christmas that's [C] such a pain to me, facing [F] my in-laws, five [G] months [G] of bills, [F] I hate those Christmas cards, [Am] hangovers, [G] rigging up [C] these lights, and [Dm] finding a [C] Christmas [F] tree.
_ The seventh thing at Christmas that's [C] such a [F] pain to me, [C] your salvation army, facing [F] my in-laws, [G] five months [C] of bills, [F] sending Christmas [Bb] cards, oh geez, I'm [G] trying to rig up these [C] lights, [Dm] and finding a [F] Christmas tree. _
The eighth thing at Christmas that's [C] such a pain to me, I like rich farmer _ fans, charities, and what do you mean you're in [F]-laws, [G] five months of [C] bills, oh, [F] making out these [Bb] cards, you just gave me a beer, [G] huh, well we have no [C] extension cords, [D] and finding a Christmas [F] _ tree.
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, [C] finding parking spaces, daddy I want some candy, donations, facing [F] my in-laws, [G] five months [C] of _ [Cm]
bills, [F] rigging up those Christmas [Bb] cards, hangovers, [G] now why the hell are they [C] blinking, [Dm] and finding a [F] Christmas tree. _
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to [C] me, batteries not included, no parking spaces, buy me something, get a job you bum, oh, facing my in [F]-laws, [G] five months [C] of bills, [F] sending Christmas cards, oh [Bb] geez, look at this, [G] one light goes [C] out, they all go out, [Dm] finding [C] a Christmas tree.
[F] _ _ The eleventh thing at Christmas [C] that's such a pain to me, stale TV _ specials, batteries not included, no parking spaces, oh my god, those are fake, charities, she's a witch, I hate her, [G] five months [C] of bills, oh, I don't even [F] know half-faith people, [Bb] oh, who's got the tear-in-the [G]-paper hand, get a [C] flashlight, I'd love to, and [D] finding a [C] Christmas [F] tree.
_ The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a [C] pain to me, singing Christmas carols, stale TV specials, batteries not included, no parking _ _ _ spaces, charities, gotta make them [F] dinner, five [G] months [C] of bills, _ _ _ [F] shut up [Bb] you, [G] man, you're so smart, [C] you rig up the lights, [F] and [Gm] finding a Christmas [F] tree. _
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