Bizarre Christmas Incident Chords by Ben Folds

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[E] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ [F#] _ _ [D#m] _
_ [Bm] _ Hey [E] Grandpa, _ _
[A] _ let's tell them a little [G] story [F#] about what happened this Christmas.
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[A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _ _ [D#]
Christmas [G] Eve, _ [E] _ I [D#] didn't get much [A] sleep.
[F#] _ _ I kept hearing [B] things, [E] heavy breathing from
the chimney.
[Am] Who [G#] could it [F#] be? _ _
[B] _ _ I [E] went back to _ _
_ [A] sleep.
[F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [D#] In _ [E] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [G] the [A#] _ _
_ [B] morning, _ [E] _ I couldn't [Am] believe
[G] my eyes.
[G#] _ [A#] A whale of [B] a corpse [D#] with a long [E] white beard was dangling [A] over the fire.
_ [F#] _ Santa, he's
a big fat [B] fuck.
[E] But [E] down the chimney got his [A] fat ass [D#] stuck.
[G] Oh [F#] honey, call the lawyers
[B] fast.
[E] His Mrs.
Walsh is gonna [A] sue my ass.
Hey, [C#] hey, [D#m] hey, hey, [B] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, [E] hey, hey, hey, hey, _ [Am] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, _ _ _ [F#] _ [A#m] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, [B] hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Am] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, [F#] hey, hey, hey, [A#] hey, _ _
_ [F#] _ [E] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ [Gm] _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [C#m] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [D#m] _ _
[B] _ _ _ [E] hey, _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
[B] _ _ [D#] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ [G] hey, _ [F#m] _ hey, [D#] hey, hey, hey, _ _ hey, [E] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
the shimmy got his [N] fat ass stuck
oh honey call the lawyers _ fast
mrs.
Claus is gonna sue our ass _ _ _ _ _