Army Chords by Ben Folds Five

Well I thought about the army, Dad said [Gb] son you must be high
And [Db] I thought yeah there's a first for [Ab] everything
So I took my old man's device, reset semester
It [Ebm] was only 15 grand, spinning [Db] bad
I thought about the army, [Ab] I dropped [Fm] out and joined a [Ebm] band instead
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Grew a mustache and a mullet, [Ebm] got a job at Chick-fil-A
[Db] Citing artistic differences, [Ab] the band broke up in May
[Fm] And in June reformed without me, [Ebm] and they got a different name
[Db] Anoops another grandma's apple [Ab] pie and hung my [Fm] head in shame
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been [Ebm] thinking a lot [Bbm] today, _ [Ab] _ _
been [Ebm] thinking a lot [Bbm] today
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_ [Gb] _ [Db] I think I'll write [Bb] a screenplay, [Eb] _
_ [Gb] I [Db] think I'll take you [Eb] to LA _
[Gb] I [Db] think I'll get it [Ab] done yesterday
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In this time of inspection, [Ebm] on the eve of my election
[Db] I say to my reflection, God [Ab] please spare me more rejection
Cause [Fm] my peers they criticize me, [Ebm] and my ex-wives all despise me
[Db] Try to put it all behind me, but [Ab] my redneck past [Fm] is sniffing at [Ebm] my heels
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Been thinking [Ebm] a lot [Bbm] today, _ [Ab] _ _
been [Ebm] thinking a lot today
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Been [Ebm] thinking a lot today, [Bbm] _ _ [Ab] _ _
I [Ebm] thought [Bb] about [Ab] the army _