Chords for Amanda Palmer and The Jane Austen Argument - Bad Wine and Lemon Cake

_ We are going to sing [G#m] a song, another song from _ the record,
from Amanda Palmer, Giftsender.
_ And this is a song that Tom wrote,
and _ [A] _ Chex is [Am] going to play it for you now.
[A] And I would like to send this out to [F#] someone.
She plays it on the cake every time that I go away.
[F#m] _ [A] This goes out to the beautiful Anne Tudor [E] group.
[F#] One, two, one.
_ _ _ I [A] had a little _ [C#m] house
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ Close [E]
down in [A] my two-finger _ _ city
[C#m] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ Far from [E] home would be [A] my family _
[C#m] _ No _ [F#] _ _ _
water [E] use but some [A] hose to the _ [C#m] sea
Oh, the [F#] sea _
This is [E] how my little [A] _ wife could [C#m] be
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _
_ _ And I'm filling [A] _
everything
[C#m] _ _ _ _ [F#] _
Like _ [E] furniture that I [A] find on the street
[C#m] And _ _ [F#m] _
_ [E] all the special [A] things I'd like to [C#m] eat
_ _ [F#] _
_ Pictures [E] of people that [A] I knew too
[C#m] _ _ Follow [F#] me, you're what [E] I've learned in the [Bm] _ world
_ _ And it's [Em] so, _ _ and _ [E] so _ lonely _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ My little [A] love _ [C#m] affairs _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ Are all [E] centered _ [A] round the TV
_ [C#m] _ And _ [F#m] _ _ my [E] sex life, it's [A] all been _ _ [C#m] plagiarized _
_ _ [F#m] And I've [E] found just [A] me and a portion of _ _
_ [F#m] love
_ A home I'd like to [A] rent for my [C#m] head _
_ [F#m] _ Then rent a husband [A] to keep her for life
[C#m] _ _
_ [F#] _ The [E] three of us, we could [A] be so _ [C#m] happy _
_ [F#m] _ Well, then look with each [E] other and be [A] with _ _ company
[C#m] _
I'll see them [E] all fly _ _ [Bm] around _ _ _ _ _
And [E] it's so, and _ _ [Em]
so _ _ lonely _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] I _ could _ [B] just [Bm] _ die _ _
_ _ _ _ I _ want to _ [E] _ _ _ die
_ _ _ _ _ I could _ _ just _ [Bm] _ die
_ _ _ _ _ I _ might just [E] go _ out
Oh, oh, _ oh, oh, oh
_ _ [A] My wife, you were [C#m]
right
_ _ _ [F#m] They wrote a [E] song, you [A] listened to my sky
[C#m] _ _ _ _ [F#m] He [F#] went too early, [A] he went in style
[C#m] _ _ _ [F#m] _ They'll play my [E] music [D] and then [A] I will _ _ _ cry
[F#m] _ _ _ _
_ They'll have [A] a little [E] _ _
_ way
_ [F#m] _ [E] They'll drink red wine and then [A] they'll eat lemon _ _
[E] _ _ _ [F#] cake
_ [E] And my [A] mom's little heart will break
[E] _ [F#] _ _ [E] She'll say, wait, there must [A] be some _ [E] mistake
He _ [F#] can't [E] speak, they're [A] turning me _ [E] instead
_ _ [F#] _ _ Oh, but I'm [Bm] a _ dead _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ end
The _ lazy train, I'm a
[Bm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I, [E] _ _ _
I, _ _ I, _ I, _ _ I _ remember _ the [Am] _ _ [C#m] days _
_ [A] Just _ waiting for the stars to pass the [E] time _ _
_ _ Which, _ _ [C#m] incidentally, is what you think _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ Stuck to one car until you bleed to [C#m] blind
Oh no, I'm [F#] fine, don't you [A] worry
I am _ completely [C#m] fine
Oh [G#] no, _ [A] _ I'm fine, don't you [E] worry
I am [A] completely _ [C#m] fine _
I'm fine, _ don't you worry
I'm [A] completely _ [E] fine
Oh no, _ I'm fine, don't you worry
[F#] I am [A] completely _ [E] _ fine
I am [A] _ [E] fine, don't you [A] worry
Well, _ that's interesting.
_ _ _ Time [F#] _
_ _ to [A] _ sort out our things.
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