Chords for Tom Dickins, Amanda Palmer and William Robin - Bad Wine and Lemon Cake

[E] _ _ [A] _ Hey, [G#] do you remember when we [F#] played this song in the Spiegelberg? _
_ _ I do. _
[A] I think I do too.
No, we recorded it and [G#] put it on the record.
Oh, [F#] yeah, yeah, yeah.
[E] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _
[G#] I _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] haven't been so [G#] far.
_ _ [F#] _
I [E] haven't been so far.
Close to town, but not [A] to the _ [E] city.
_ _ [F#] _
Far [E] from home, but near [A] my _ [C#m] family.
_ _ [F#m] _
No [E] water views, but so [Am] close to the [E] sea.
Far [F#m] and see, this is how [E] my little [A] life [G#] could be. _
[F#] _ _ _ And I'm filling [A] it with [G#] things. _
_ [F#] _ Big [E] furniture that I [A] find on the [G#] streets.
_ _ [F#m] _ All [E] the special things [A] I'd like to [G#]
eat.
_ _ [F#m] _ Pictures [E] of people that [A] I'd like to [G#] meet.
A [F#] new and [E] one-of-a-kind [Bm] _
world.
_ It's [E] so pretty _ and just [Em] so [Bm] lonely.
_ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ My [A] little love _ [E] affairs _ [F#] _
are [E] all scheduled [A] round the TV [C#m] guy.
_ _ [F#] _
My [E] sex life has [A] all been _ _ [C#m] plagiarized.
_ [F#] _
In an [C#m] attempt to [A] make a harsh [C#m] deadline.
_ [F#m] _
_ _ And I'd [A] like to rent a [E] wife.
_ _ [F#] _
And rent a [Em] husband [A] to keep her [G#] alive.
_ [F#] _
The [E] three of us, we [A] could be so _ [E] happy.
_ [F#] _
The [E] movie's coming, [C#m] [A] and it's going _ [G#] badly.
I'll [F#] see you on a trip [Bm] around the world.
_ And it's [E] so pretty and so [Em] lonely. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I could [Bm] just _ _ _ die. _ _ _
I might just [E] die.
_ _ _ _ _ _
I could _ [Bm] just _ _ _ _ _ _
die.
I might just _
[G#] _ _ [E] die. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
I [G#] _ _ _ [F#] _
_ once had [E] a man, he was [A]
such a nice [E] guy.
_ _ [F#m] _
_ He was [E] so early, [A] _
but he went [C#m] instead.
_ [Bm] _
[E] I'll play my music, [A] and then they [C#m] will cry.
[F#m] _
_ _ Then they'll [A] have a little [E] wake.
_ _ [F#]
They'll drink [E] bad wine, and they'll [A] eat lemon [G#] cake.
_ _ [F#] _
And [E] my mother's [A] little heart [E] will break.
[F#m]
[E] And she'll say, wait, there must [A] be some [E] mistake.
He [F#]
can't be [E] dead, take [A]
me _ [G#] _ instead.
[B] _
_ [F#m] But I'm [Bm] not _ dead. _ _ _
_ _ They tell me I'm [E] not _ dead. _ _
_ And they say that [Bm] I'm not dead.
And I'm not dead. _
_ _ And I thought I would _ [E] die _ _ _ sometime.
_ [Bm] _ _ _
I'm _ _ [Am] _
not [G#] dead.
[C#m] _ _ [F#] _
_ [E] Riding my old song in [Am] the pocket [G#] of my [E] car.
_ [F#] _
[E] Which incidentally [G#m] is [A]
3.39.
[G#] _ _ [E] _ [F#m] _
_ [E] Don't you worry.
_ [A] _
_ [F#m] They like saving [Bm] time.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A]
I'm completely [E] fine.
I'm [F#]
fine.
[E] Don't you worry, I [A] learnt all the [G#] time.
_ _ _ [F#] _
Don't [E] you worry, I'm [A]
completely [G#] fine.
_ _ [F#] _
Don't [E] you [G#m] worry, my [A] free passage is [G#] fine.
_ [F#] _ _
Don't [E] you [G#m] worry, I'm [A]
completely [E] fine. I'm [F#] fine.
_ [E] I'm just sun _ [B]-fucking. _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ 4.39.