Chords for A Songus Amongus (feat. Black Gryph0n) (YouTube Version)

_ Wait, wait, wait.
We're not doing any more of these nerdy meme songs, are we?
Let's take a look outside and see how lucky we are to live in a beautiful world like this.
Because, you _ see_
Any time in any season, there's a rhyme and there's a reason
[C] We keep spinning on this tiny [F] rock in circles
Could [Am] have spawned in a much less pleasing [C] place
Be squeezed to death [Gb] in outer [F] space
Or frozen [Gm] in the system of [C] Ominous
Ahem, ahem, ahem
Anyway, humanity is young
Some monkeys found a common tongue
We [B] built the cities, we got overrun [Dm] by _
[Db] locusts
[Dm] We just made [G] up a structured [C] lore
But God weren't there to help us
[F] Nor Osiris, [G] nor Anise, nor _
[C] _ Pshh!
Stands and books and
Brands and hooks and
The McDonald's meals you used to eat
_ They're [C] camouflaging They're sabotaging
I can't take it anymore
_ _ Please repost, there's an [Eb] impostor everywhere you go
[Bb] Please repost, looking on most of our rules, ah [C] sooze
Please repost, there's an [Eb] impostor nowhere to report
[Bb] Could have lost the game that they host
[Cm] There in you and there in me
_ _ [Eb] Now we have a special report from an [Bb] anonymous source
Who claims to be a [Ab] great [A] _ [Cm] impostor
[Bb] My love, [Eb] _ [F]
you're [Eb] hopeless
[Cm] I'm so [Bb] hopeless, [F]
you're [C] hopeless
Why is that, you say?
Why do you hate me so?
I am [Eb] happy [Cm] every time we [Bb] start a [Bb] conversation
[C] _ _ We invented [Cm] letters, [C] but nobody discussed
[F] Why the very first one [G] was looking kind of sus
[C] Well, the humanity is doomed
See, in Japan it means the moon
[A] And the whole language of [A] Sri Lanka's kind [Dm] of sassy
So leave your [G] cozy sleeping bags [C] and hurry up to the other
[Dm] There's our new task to welcome our [A] new Lord _ Impostor
_ [Cm] There's no need, [C] no more momentum
Post for the [Eb] suspects
Or we'll forget all of our [Gm] real arms, [G] they're chairs
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _
Damn, what a nightmare!
_ [E] I've got to write a song [Ab] about it!
[C] Please repost, there's an [Eb] impostor everywhere you go
[Bb] Please repost, looking [Eb] on most of [G] our rules, [C] ah sooze
Please repost, there's an [Eb] impostor nowhere to post
[Bb] Could have lost the game if they host
[C] _
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I can't take [Bb] it anymore!
_ [Ab] _
_ _ [Cm] Please repost it!
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