A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Chords
Tempo:
81.9 bpm
Chords used:
Gb
Bbm
Db
Ab
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Db] Extra [Bbm] cheese.
[Bbm] [Ab] [Db]
Pizza party [Bbm] at your house, I went just to [Gb] check it out.
19 extra [Eb] lodges, what a shame, no one [Db] came, just us eating [Bbm] all alone.
You said take the [Gb] pizza home, no sense letting [Eb] all this go to waste.
So then I [Gb] faced pizza all day and every [Bbm] day, this cheese round the clock is getting me
[Gb] blocked and I sure don't care for [Ab] irregularity.
[Bbm] Tell me why'd you have to [Gb] go and make me so [Db] constipated?
Cause right now [Bbm] I'd do anything to [Gb] just get my bowels [Db] evacuated.
In the [Bbm] bathroom, I [Gb] sit and I wait and I [Db] strain and I sweat and I clench and I [Eb] feel the pain.
Oh, should I take [Ebm] laxatives or have my colon [Gb] irrigated?
No, [Db] no, no.
I was feeling [Bbm] pretty down, till my girlfriend [Gb] came around.
We're just so [Eb] alike in every way, I gotta [Db] say.
In fact, I just [Bbm] thought I might pop the question [Gb] there that night.
I was kissing her [Ab] so tenderly, but woe is [Gb] me.
Who would have guessed her family [Bbm] crest, I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her [Gb] thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the [Ab] one on me.
[Bbm] Tell me, how was I [Gb] supposed to know we were [Db] both related?
[Ab] Believe me [Bbm] if I do, she was my [Gb] cousin, we never [Db] would have dated.
What to [Bbm] do now?
Should [Gb] I go ahead and propose [Db] and get hitched and have [Ab] kids with 11 toes
[Ebm] and move to Alabama where that kind of thing is [Gb]
tolerated?
No, [Db] no, no.
No, no, [Bbm]
[Gb] [Eb]
[Db] no.
Ooh, I had so much on [Bbm] my mind, I thought maybe [Gb] I'd unwind.
Try out that new [Ab] roller coaster ride.
And the [Gb] guide said not to stand, but that's a [Bbm] demand that I couldn't meet.
I got on my [Gb] feet and stood up instead and knocked off my [Ab] head, you see.
[Bbm] Tell me, why'd I have to go [Gb] and get myself [Db]
decapitated?
[Ab] This really [Bbm] is a major [Db] inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it.
[Eb] Such a [Bbm] drag now.
Can't eat, [Gb] I can't breathe, I can't snore, [Db] I can't belch or yodel [Eb] anymore.
Can't spit [Ebm] or blow my nose or even read Sports [Gb]
Illustrated.
Oh, I [Bbm] had to go [Gb] and get myself [Db] mutilated.
[Abm] I gotta [Bbm] tell ya, life without a head [Db] kinda makes me irritated.
[Eb] What a bummer.
[Bbm] Can't blink, [Gb] I can't cough, I can't sneeze, [Db] but my neck is enjoying [Eb] a pleasant breeze [Ebm] now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were [Gb] separated.
No, no, no.
[Bbm] [Ab] [Db]
Pizza party [Bbm] at your house, I went just to [Gb] check it out.
19 extra [Eb] lodges, what a shame, no one [Db] came, just us eating [Bbm] all alone.
You said take the [Gb] pizza home, no sense letting [Eb] all this go to waste.
So then I [Gb] faced pizza all day and every [Bbm] day, this cheese round the clock is getting me
[Gb] blocked and I sure don't care for [Ab] irregularity.
[Bbm] Tell me why'd you have to [Gb] go and make me so [Db] constipated?
Cause right now [Bbm] I'd do anything to [Gb] just get my bowels [Db] evacuated.
In the [Bbm] bathroom, I [Gb] sit and I wait and I [Db] strain and I sweat and I clench and I [Eb] feel the pain.
Oh, should I take [Ebm] laxatives or have my colon [Gb] irrigated?
No, [Db] no, no.
I was feeling [Bbm] pretty down, till my girlfriend [Gb] came around.
We're just so [Eb] alike in every way, I gotta [Db] say.
In fact, I just [Bbm] thought I might pop the question [Gb] there that night.
I was kissing her [Ab] so tenderly, but woe is [Gb] me.
Who would have guessed her family [Bbm] crest, I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her [Gb] thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the [Ab] one on me.
[Bbm] Tell me, how was I [Gb] supposed to know we were [Db] both related?
[Ab] Believe me [Bbm] if I do, she was my [Gb] cousin, we never [Db] would have dated.
What to [Bbm] do now?
Should [Gb] I go ahead and propose [Db] and get hitched and have [Ab] kids with 11 toes
[Ebm] and move to Alabama where that kind of thing is [Gb]
tolerated?
No, [Db] no, no.
No, no, [Bbm]
[Gb] [Eb]
[Db] no.
Ooh, I had so much on [Bbm] my mind, I thought maybe [Gb] I'd unwind.
Try out that new [Ab] roller coaster ride.
And the [Gb] guide said not to stand, but that's a [Bbm] demand that I couldn't meet.
I got on my [Gb] feet and stood up instead and knocked off my [Ab] head, you see.
[Bbm] Tell me, why'd I have to go [Gb] and get myself [Db]
decapitated?
[Ab] This really [Bbm] is a major [Db] inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it.
[Eb] Such a [Bbm] drag now.
Can't eat, [Gb] I can't breathe, I can't snore, [Db] I can't belch or yodel [Eb] anymore.
Can't spit [Ebm] or blow my nose or even read Sports [Gb]
Illustrated.
Oh, I [Bbm] had to go [Gb] and get myself [Db] mutilated.
[Abm] I gotta [Bbm] tell ya, life without a head [Db] kinda makes me irritated.
[Eb] What a bummer.
[Bbm] Can't blink, [Gb] I can't cough, I can't sneeze, [Db] but my neck is enjoying [Eb] a pleasant breeze [Ebm] now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were [Gb] separated.
No, no, no.
Key:
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Ab
Eb
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Db
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ Extra [Bbm] cheese.
_ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Db] _
Pizza party [Bbm] at your house, I went just to [Gb] check it out.
19 extra [Eb] lodges, what a shame, no one [Db] came, just us eating [Bbm] all alone.
You said take the [Gb] pizza home, no sense letting [Eb] all this go to waste.
So then I [Gb] faced pizza all day and every [Bbm] day, this cheese round the clock is getting me
[Gb] blocked and I sure don't care for _ [Ab] irregularity.
_ [Bbm] Tell me why'd you have to [Gb] go and make me so [Db] constipated?
Cause right now [Bbm] I'd do anything to [Gb] just get my bowels [Db] evacuated.
In the [Bbm] bathroom, I [Gb] sit and I wait and I [Db] strain and I sweat and I clench and I [Eb] feel the pain.
Oh, should I take [Ebm] laxatives or have my colon [Gb] irrigated?
No, [Db] no, no.
_ _ I was feeling [Bbm] pretty down, till my girlfriend [Gb] came around.
We're just so [Eb] alike in every way, I gotta [Db] say.
In fact, I just [Bbm] thought I might pop the question [Gb] there that night.
I was kissing her [Ab] so tenderly, but woe is [Gb] me.
Who would have guessed her family [Bbm] crest, I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her [Gb] thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the [Ab] one on me.
_ [Bbm] Tell me, how was I [Gb] supposed to know we were [Db] both related?
[Ab] Believe me [Bbm] if I do, she was my [Gb] cousin, we never [Db] would have dated.
What to [Bbm] do now?
Should [Gb] I go ahead and propose [Db] and get hitched and have [Ab] kids with 11 toes
[Ebm] and move to Alabama where that kind of thing is [Gb]
tolerated?
No, [Db] no, no.
No, no, [Bbm] _
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ [Db] no.
Ooh, I had so much on [Bbm] my mind, I thought maybe [Gb] I'd unwind.
Try out that new [Ab] roller coaster ride.
And the [Gb] guide said not to stand, but that's a [Bbm] demand that I couldn't meet.
I got on my [Gb] feet and stood up instead and knocked off my [Ab] head, you see.
_ [Bbm] Tell me, why'd I have to go [Gb] and get myself [Db]
decapitated?
[Ab] This really [Bbm] is a major [Db] inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it.
[Eb] Such a [Bbm] drag now.
Can't eat, [Gb] I can't breathe, I can't snore, [Db] I can't belch or yodel [Eb] anymore.
Can't spit [Ebm] or blow my nose or even read Sports [Gb]
Illustrated.
Oh, I [Bbm] had to go [Gb] and get myself [Db] mutilated.
[Abm] I gotta [Bbm] tell ya, life without a head [Db] kinda makes me irritated.
[Eb] What a bummer.
[Bbm] Can't blink, [Gb] I can't cough, I can't sneeze, [Db] but my neck is enjoying [Eb] a pleasant breeze [Ebm] now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were [Gb] separated.
_ No, no, no. _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Db] _
Pizza party [Bbm] at your house, I went just to [Gb] check it out.
19 extra [Eb] lodges, what a shame, no one [Db] came, just us eating [Bbm] all alone.
You said take the [Gb] pizza home, no sense letting [Eb] all this go to waste.
So then I [Gb] faced pizza all day and every [Bbm] day, this cheese round the clock is getting me
[Gb] blocked and I sure don't care for _ [Ab] irregularity.
_ [Bbm] Tell me why'd you have to [Gb] go and make me so [Db] constipated?
Cause right now [Bbm] I'd do anything to [Gb] just get my bowels [Db] evacuated.
In the [Bbm] bathroom, I [Gb] sit and I wait and I [Db] strain and I sweat and I clench and I [Eb] feel the pain.
Oh, should I take [Ebm] laxatives or have my colon [Gb] irrigated?
No, [Db] no, no.
_ _ I was feeling [Bbm] pretty down, till my girlfriend [Gb] came around.
We're just so [Eb] alike in every way, I gotta [Db] say.
In fact, I just [Bbm] thought I might pop the question [Gb] there that night.
I was kissing her [Ab] so tenderly, but woe is [Gb] me.
Who would have guessed her family [Bbm] crest, I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her [Gb] thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the [Ab] one on me.
_ [Bbm] Tell me, how was I [Gb] supposed to know we were [Db] both related?
[Ab] Believe me [Bbm] if I do, she was my [Gb] cousin, we never [Db] would have dated.
What to [Bbm] do now?
Should [Gb] I go ahead and propose [Db] and get hitched and have [Ab] kids with 11 toes
[Ebm] and move to Alabama where that kind of thing is [Gb]
tolerated?
No, [Db] no, no.
No, no, [Bbm] _
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ [Db] no.
Ooh, I had so much on [Bbm] my mind, I thought maybe [Gb] I'd unwind.
Try out that new [Ab] roller coaster ride.
And the [Gb] guide said not to stand, but that's a [Bbm] demand that I couldn't meet.
I got on my [Gb] feet and stood up instead and knocked off my [Ab] head, you see.
_ [Bbm] Tell me, why'd I have to go [Gb] and get myself [Db]
decapitated?
[Ab] This really [Bbm] is a major [Db] inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it.
[Eb] Such a [Bbm] drag now.
Can't eat, [Gb] I can't breathe, I can't snore, [Db] I can't belch or yodel [Eb] anymore.
Can't spit [Ebm] or blow my nose or even read Sports [Gb]
Illustrated.
Oh, I [Bbm] had to go [Gb] and get myself [Db] mutilated.
[Abm] I gotta [Bbm] tell ya, life without a head [Db] kinda makes me irritated.
[Eb] What a bummer.
[Bbm] Can't blink, [Gb] I can't cough, I can't sneeze, [Db] but my neck is enjoying [Eb] a pleasant breeze [Ebm] now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were [Gb] separated.
_ No, no, no. _ _ _