Chords for 10 Unforgettable Lemmy Kilmister Moments

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Who'd win a wrestling match Lemmy or God?
_ [N] Lemmy
God wrong dickhead trick question Lemmy is God
I [Gb] was editor of the school magazine best story I ever heard [G] _
_ and I [Gb] believe it's true.
It sounds like [Em] Ritchie
_ Ritchie Blackmore was notorious right for
_ Doing terrible things to people while they were asleep
_ _ _ This tour manager one time pissed him off
_ And they slipped him a Mickey and he woke up stark naked
_ [G] Without any [Em] clothes or papers of any kind
And hired car with no keys in it on a ferry to Iceland
_ _ _ _ [N] _ I have a problem with my ex-boyfriend.
I have a problem with mine actually
He never calls.
He never writes.
I just got out of a mental hospital.
Oh good
_ But at least you got out
_ Well, I was in there.
I broke up with him _
Everyone thinks he's psychotic, but I know different I see
The deal is this if he is a psychopath
_ _ He'll kill _ [Eb] you
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_ _ _ These [D] are the heavier strings I got can't your spider spin new strings thicker strings my little darlings here
No, _ [Bb] the metal queen is big enough to spin the kind of strings you need _
[Dm] _ _ _ But we don't [A] go into her lair anymore unless she bites in hard suck out her innards and lay her eggs in our eye sockets
_ [G] It's just like it's too easy to fuck up and it's too good for people to deal with
That the buzz must be fantastic.
I've [G] never had it, you know, but I mean it must be great because people die for it
Yeah, _ and they spend their entire lives looking for the next shot, you know, I mean it's freaking terrible
Really makes you into a dog and then it kills you
It's into a thief and a whore, you know
And then and then you die in a public toilet with an embolism and you fucking on I don't think so
You know, [Bb] how is Jimmy Hendrix's roadie?
What do you expect?
Yeah, [Ab] I mean [E] you come back from America with a hundred thousand tabs of acid, right?
Oh Jimmy
Yeah, it wasn't even illegal and he brought it back in his suitcase.
Oh, yeah, we had so much of it
We had to get rid of it somehow
_ _ _ Yeah, because it became [Eb] illegal.
We had to get rid of the [F] evidence
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_ [F] _ [G] Have a [Gm] break have [F] a KitKat
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