Chords for 10 Times Musicians Outclassed Interviewers

[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ You know you up there playing, women are dancing, going crazy, throwing themselves at you, trying
to meet you backstage.
What do you think of these women?
Well it's odd to me because this is [Abm] my job.
I'm lucky to have a good time.
I'm here to pay my phone bill and you know, _ _ and you know pay the rent.
If they want to throw themselves at me, well that's their business.
And do you take them up on it?
Do you sleep with some of them?
Have sex with some of them?
I'm going to have to take the fifth amendment on that.
_ _ [N] My mother is going to be watching this so I have to watch what I say.
_ _ What do you want to reach with this noise?
[Em] Do you want to spread aggression?
_ No not really, I just want to make some sounds that maybe people might not hear the rest
of the day.
[E] What is so attractive to making this sound?
[A] _
[E] It's fun.
It's like a little kid with a really big [Em] toy. _
Okay it's fun but it's so loud.
_ Why are you saying you don't like it?
Yeah well I like it.
No no come on, he's lying to you people.
No no no no.
[A] I like some parts of it but [Em] it's so loud [E] all over.
It's constantly loud.
I know, can you believe it? _
_ _ [B] [Dbm] Does this guy get on your nerves [C] sometimes?
[N] Really?
_ _ Thank you.
What's a blurry face?
_ I'll correct you and then I won't answer the question.
Alright, alright.
Who is blurry face?
Let's be serious for a second.
Who is blurry face?
Yes.
_ _ _ _ _ _ I don't feel like answering it.
Okay.
That's just too complex.
It's too deep.
Okay.
You're sitting on a table.
I mean I can do more on a table.
I'm just saying.
The next big act coming into Australia is Marlene Dietrich.
Well we have a lot in common.
Yeah well she's still singing.
Do you think you'll be doing heroin at the age of 75 like her?
No.
You are not, I don't believe you.
Well then stop asking.
You look a lot younger.
What's your sign?
You looked younger as a blonde.
Well you look older.
I'm not a blonde then.
I know.
I know it's worse.
Listen.
You don't stand a chance here.
You're going to get your own grave.
I know.
I'm not trying to fight you.
I swear.
Well ask us a nice reasonable question instead of you know, who do you date?
_ _ _ Pardon?
What would you like us to ask you?
_ _ Yeah.
What would you like us to ask you?
_ _ Why don't you give me the answer and I'll repeat it.
I've been with the USO for almost five years.
And the war I don't like of course but the troops I like very much.
That's what I find interesting.
For someone who's so outspoken about the war and about George Bush that they would
ask you to go and perform in front of the troops.
You must have been petrified.
No.
That they would turn.
They would go, there he is.
Let's get him.
No, no, no.
A lot of [Ab] soldiers you meet, they go, well sir, you know, I support our president.
I know you don't but you support [N] us and that's great.
And I do.
I like them but this war, you know, no one likes war.
And in America you'll find a lot of people don't appreciate the president but they like
the troops because troops don't start wars.
Kings and leaders do.
Tell me seriously, I have never seen you perform but I've read reviews about vomiting on the
stage, about sticking [E] pencils in your flesh, about bleeding lips and about all those things.
I want to know the purpose behind that. _ _ _
[Ab] The purpose or the reason?
[N] The purpose or the reason?
I vomited, I was ill.
I'm not sorry I was ill.
[Abm] _ _ _ Everyone gets ill sometimes.
And I was ill one evening and [N] _
as I felt that I was going to vomit anyway, I decided I may
as well do it with some style.
_ _ _ [G] So I did it something like this.
Do you understand what I'm saying, sir?
I'm trying, you don't have to call me sir.
[Eb] No, [A] I don't have to.
_ _ [G] I forgot your name.
_ _ [Em] I think you're trying to shock people.
I don't give a shit what you [N] think.
I know what I think and that's all that counts to me.
I don't try and impress anybody but myself.
_ Why all the fuss then, why dress up?
Why, uh, a famous language?
Dress up for what?
Dress up for what?
Dress up for what?
Dress up for what?
So _ what am I not entitled to do what I want with my own body?
I think I am.
That's all that counts.
Why do we think?
Left alone, just leave me alone.
You know what I mean?
ChillSwitchEngage on a serious note, [Bbm] what does this band mean to you?
Why are you guys still relevant after, what, [N] 10 years, isn't it?
13
13 years.
That is impressive, dude.
How?
What's the secret?
I have no idea.
I think if nothing else, maybe just [Bb] because the band really cares about what they do and it's an honest [Eb] form of expression.
_ [Gb] _ And our [Bbm] fans are awesome.
That's probably it, man.
You guys really [N] give a shit.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Is it necessary to get your message across to use that kind of language?
You use the sexual imagery, you use the shocking _ _ physical appearance, you've done some bizarre things on stage and you use profanity.
All that necessary?
Sometimes.
I think [G] sometimes when you're making a point, I don't think that my lyrics are over-laced with profanity because I myself don't speak using a lot of profanity in normal conversation.
But I [Gbm] think when you're making something aggressive [G] and you need to get a point across if you're [Gm] angry, [Ab] sometimes [G] profanity is necessary.
It's better to use a curse word than [C] to hurt somebody. _ _
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