Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic- Perform This Way Lyrics [HD]

[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
My mama told me [Bbm] when I [Db] was [Ab] hatched, act like a superstar.
_ [Bbm] _ _
[Eb] Save your allowance, [Db] buy a bubble dress, [Ab] and someday you will go far.
[Eb] _ _
Now on red carpets [Db] when I'm hard to miss, the [Eb] press [Ab] follows everywhere I go. _ _ _
[Eb] I'll poke your eye out [Db] with a dress like this.
[Eb] Back off and [B] enjoy the show.
_ I'm [Eb] sure my critics will say it's [Bbm] a grotesque [Db] display.
Well, [Ab] they can bite me.
[Eb] Baby, I perform this way.
I might be wearing Swiss cheese.
Oh, [Db] baby, cover with these.
It doesn't [Ebm] mean I'm crazy.
[Eb] I perform this way.
Perform this way.
Do my little mom's face.
[Db] Last cuz I perform this way.
[Ab] Baby, I perform [Eb] this way.
Perform this way.
Oh, don't worry, I'm okay.
[Db] Hey, I just performed this [Ab] way.
I might play the [Eb] apples falling this way.
I'll be a troll or [N] evil queen.
I'll be a human jelly bean.
Cuz every day is Halloween.
Halloween.
_ [Eb] _
I'm so [Db] completely original. _
[Abm] My new look is [Ab] all the rage. _ _ _
[Eb] I'll wrap my small [Db] intestines around my neck and [Ab] set fire to myself on stage. _ _ _
[Eb] I'll wear a four cube [Db] line on my head on a _ [Ab] _ WHIM.
Hey, hey, hey.
[Eb] And for no reason, now [Ab] I'll [Db] sing in French.
[Ab] Excusez-moi, [Eb] qui a pitié?
[Bbm] Let's catch a snack.
Come, I'll [Eb] say jacket today.
It's made [Db] of gold and blue main.
[Ab] No, not because I'm crazy.
I [Eb] perform this way.
I step right into my feet.
Cover [Db] myself with raw meat.
I'll bet [Ab] you [Eb] haven't seen a skirt stay worn this way.
[Bbm] Don't be offended when you see my latest pop monstrosity.
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre.
I'm Frankenstein.
I'm [Eb] Avatar.
There's nothing too embarrassing.
I'll honestly do anything but wear white after Labor Day.
Cuz, baby, I perform this way.
Hope you won't think it's cliche [Db] if I go nude today.
Don't call [Ab] the cops now, baby.
I [Eb] perform this way.
No reason I should regret.
[Db] All the attention I get.
I'm not [Ab] completely [Eb] crazy.
I perform this way, yeah.
I perform this way.
Hey, I [Db] perform this way.
Hey, I'm always [Ab] _ deviating [Eb] from the norm this way.
Hey, I perform [Bb] this way.
Hey, [N] I perform this way.
Hey, I'm really not insane.
I just perform this way.
Hey. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _