Chords for "People are stoopid"- Steel Panther- "All you can eat" Japanese bonus track

I'm hung like a [B] horse but I don't eat hay
Sucking one dick doesn't make you [A] gay
That's what all the [Am] boys in prison [E] say
Suck it white [A] boy, suck it white boy, suck it
_ Being real rich doesn't make you cool
Your Ed Hardy [B] shirt's still [A] soaked in jewel
Everyone can [Am] see that you're still a tool
A [E] tool with a lot of [D] money
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] People are stupid, that's the [A] way it is, you see _ _
[E] Don't be stupid and [A] deny the reality _
[E] Well you can drive a bitchin' car and wear new [C#m] clothes
But you're stupid and everybody [D] already _ _ _ knows
[A] Dr.
Phil's a dick and [Dm] Oprah [F#m] too
I got six inches, they [D#] both can't [A] shoo
I wouldn't [Am] force a terrorist to watch [F] The View
Or listen [D] to Todd's Alora _ _
[A] Jenny McCarthy's [F] a stupid whore
[F#m] Gonna slam my nose in the bathroom [A] door
If she wonders about [Am] vaccines anymore
[F] And all that scientific [D] data _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] People are stupid, [F#m] baby, that sure explains [D] a lot
[E] I'm pretty sure it's [F#] cause they don't use their [D] brains a [A] lot
[E] You can go off to college, get a degree
[C#m] But you're still a victim, motherfucker, too [C] bad _
_ [B] _ _ _ [A#] It don't make no sense
[G] We're trying to cause a president
[D#] Better join a UMA
We'll never [C] be on Kansas City
[Em] _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ If [E] you got the bird flu and you're on a [A] plane
If you're doing 35 in the passing lane
Use more than 10% of your [E] brain
Before I kick [A] you in the testing _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] People are stupid, honey, that's [D] just the way it is
Stupid [A] [E] motherfuckers everywhere
Stupid people run [F#m] in the country [D] and the music biz
When the buses take [E] the red or gray
People so dumb [F#m] that they can't even tie [D] their shoes
If they [A] really got [E] their sandals on
They would always throw it [F#m] at the kids and the stupid [A] too
You're a fucking kid [E] playing Call of Duty
Young motherfuckers [F#m] living next door to [D] Lexapod
[A] Lexapods are [E] so fucking stupid
Not as dope as a [F#] rock drummer than a [A] bag of rocks
Bags of rocks [E] are so fucking stupid
You're a stupid kid with some yellow [C#m] dog
Listen to a no [A]-speak [G] rapper's song _ _ _ _ _