"Hitchhiker Joe" by "The Rugburns" Chords

_ _ _ _ _ _ Welcome to the multipurpose cafeteria
We all know that the [D#] fastest way to reach you youngsters is through that
Hop-hop jungle rhythm that you call your music and [F#] to help purge the poison [N] of hitchhiking
from your young bowels
We are going to introduce you to the musical magic of the
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[G] _ [D] I had a cousin [Em] who came from Vermont
[C] Next thing I know [G] that cousin was gone
[D] Truck driver saw him [Em] picking up hitchhiker Joe [C] now his fleas on the [D] sidewalk
I've been flowers grow
[G] _ [A] It's like a joke
[C] Yes, let your throat
[D] Big toe [G] and you he'll make you [A] smile Yeah
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[D] 99
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[G] _ [D] My best friend [Em] Eddie
La [C] said we'd have [G] dinner later that [D] day.
I got a [Em] feeling and it's more than a [C] hunch
My poor friend [D] Eddie was that hitchhikers [G] lunch don't pick up
[A] Hitchhiker Joe
[C] It's let your throat
[D] Cut off your big toe.
[G] I'll tell you don't make you [A] smile
[C] Don't lock you in a trunk [D] or 99
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[G] _ _ [Bm] I [C] Ain't no
[Bm] You see him on the [C] highway
See clear of [F] him.
You got a knife in his sock [C] and a razor up his sleeve [F] and a chainsaw on his pack
[C] We're gonna make you bleed
[G] Yeah, yeah
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[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] My
Girlfriend [Em] lowest call from Tallahassee
[C] She picked up that [G] dude at the spam factory
[D] That was the last [E] time that I saw her [C] smile my best advice [D] is don't eat
Pamper why [G] I'll don't pick up
[A] hitchhiker Joe
[C] Yes, let your throat
[D] Cut off your big toe
[G] He'll make you [A] smile
But lock [C] you in a trunk [D] for 99 years
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