Chords for I Want All My Friends - Steve Poltz

_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] I want all my friends to [G] find love.
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _
I want all [E] my friends to share _ _ _ good [Am] things _
and [D] be blessed [Am] by the light [G] from above. _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ I want all [E] my friends to be [Am] hopeful, _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] not to
be _ slaves to [G] a bank. _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ [E] I hope that my friends never [Am] have to _ _ _ _ _ roll
through the streets in [G] a tank. _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] I want [Em] all my friends to have [C] kitchens _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ stocked
up [G] with _ bountiful [A] food. _ _ _
[Am] _ _ [F] I _ [G] hope they wake with [C] a smile _ _ _ _ and say words
like, [G] _
totes [Am] awesome dude.
_ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [C] _ I want all my [E] friends to know [Am] laughter, _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ uncontrollable from deep
in the [G] gut. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ [E] I want all my friends to have [Am] fine _ shoes _ and to [D] pat _ someone [Am] cute on the
[G] butt. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] I want all [C] my friends to go travel _ and _ _ to
see the world [G] for just what it [A] is.
[E] _ _ _ [Am] _ [A] _ _ [F] _
A beautiful [G] place to [C] inhabit, _ _ _ _ _ _ a big melting [D] pot made of
_ [Am]
jizz.
_ [E] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
My mom wants me to change that line to this.
A [C] big melting [G] pot made of [Am]
bliss. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ I want all [E] my friends to dance [Am] naked.
_ _ [E] _ _
But you see there's a difference between naked and necked.
_ _ [Bm] Naked is when you're [E] naked and necked is when you're naked and up to no [C] good. So _ it's_ _ _ _
_ _ [E] I want all my friends to dance [Am] naked _ _ _ _ so [F] that all of their neighbors [G] can see. _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ I want [E] them all to [Am] be color blind _ and to keep [D] those skinhead _ [Am] racists far away [G] from me. _ _ _
_ _ _ I want all my straight [C] friends to love _
_ _ _ [F] _ all of [G] the gay friends [Am] I _ have. _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ I'd love [G] it if we all went to [C] dinner _ _ because _ my gay friends always [G] pick up the tab.
[A] _ [B] I _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ want [E] all my friends to be [Am] healthy _ and _ _ when they see [F] kale, _ not just tea [G] scoff. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ I want them [E] to live long [Am] and prosper _ _ _ and [D] to tell cancer to [A] just go [G] fuck off. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I gotta do that line again because I spent the last three mornings with my very good
friend Kevo at hospice and he's on his last days and I told him I'd sing this verse for
him so I gotta do that again.
Alright, here it goes.
_ [C] _
I [E] want all my friends to be [Am] healthy _ _ _ _ _ [F] when they see kale and greens not [G] just tea scoff.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C]
I want them to [E] live long [Am] and _ prosper _ _ and to [D] tell cancer to just go [G] fuck off.
Oh yeah!
_ _ And [D] to tell cancer to just [F] go [G] fuck off. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] I want all my [C] friends to know one thing _ that _ [F] one day when I'm [G] long dead and [A] gone
_ [E] I [Am] _ _
[A] _ _ [F] _ want them to [G] know that I [C] love them _ _ _ and that that's why I wrote them this [Am] song.
_ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [C] Cause I want all my [E]
friends to be [Am] happy. _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ I want all my friends to [G] find love. _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ I [E] want all my friends to [Am] share good things _ and be [D] blessed [Am] by the light from [G] _ above. _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ Ba da da [E] da ba ba da [Am] da ba ba. _
_ _ _ [F] _ Ba ba da da ba ba dee [G] ba ba. _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ Ba da da [E] da ba ba [Am] ba dee ba ba ba ba.
_ Ba [D] do ba dee ba ba ba [Am] dee ba [G] ba ba. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ Ba da da da [E] ba ba [Am] da da da ba ba. _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ Ba ba da da ba ba dee ba [G] ba.
Steve Poultz is a fraud.
_ _ [C] He doesn't even sing.
Ba da [E] da da ba ba ba da [Am] ba ba ba ba.
_ Ba do [D] ba dee ba ba [Am] ba dee ba ba [G] ba ba. _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [Am] Ba da da da ba ba [Fm] da da da da.
Let me [Am] hear you sing along.
You know the words.
_ _ [F] _ Ba ba da da ba ba dee [G] ba ba.
A little bit louder now.
You can do it.
Let him hear you down [C] and send you a seatrope.
Ba da [E] da da ba ba ba da [Am] ba ba ba. _
_ Ba [D] do ba dee ba ba [Am] ba dee ba ba ba.
Come on.
Let your feet [G] flap flap. _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ Ba da da da [D] ba ba da [Am] da ba ba. _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ Ba ba da da ba ba dee [G] ba ba. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ Ba da [Em] da da ba ba ba [Am] da ba ba ba.
_ Ba do [D] ba dee ba ba [Am] ba dee ba ba [G] ba ba. _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ Ba da da [E] da ba ba da dee [Am] ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba [F] ba.
Ba ba da da ba ba ba da ba [G] ba.
I want all my [N] _
friends to be happy.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
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