Chords for "Dirty Little Things"- (Joe Iconis & Family at 54 Below)

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ My girl [Ab] looks [D] like an [G] angel, my [E] girl's terribly dear, [Am] _ [D] my girl likes it when I [B] whisper nasty [A] shit into [Gb] her ear.
[G] _ My girl [Ebm]
giggles [D] and [G] blushes, my [C] girl is given to Siam, _ [D] my girl likes it when I tell [G] her of the things I'm gonna force her to thrive.
_ [Am] Oh, _
[G] fuck, [Gb] but therein lies [B] the problem, _ _ [E] _ therein lies the rub.
I can talk till I'm grey, but much to my dismay, when it's time to actually play, I get the snub.
_ Oh, _ _
_ _ [G] fuck, she likes the dirty little things [D] that I say to her, she likes the dirty little [G] things that I say to her,
she likes the dirty [C] little things [A] that I say to her, but she don't like the dirty things [Gbm] I do.
_ [G] _ She likes the dirty little things that I say [D] to her, [Am] she likes the [G] dirty little things that I say to her,
[B] she likes the dirty [C] little things [Gbm] that I say to her, but [G] she don't like the dirty things I do.
We [C] get to _ walking, meet the silvery moon, oh, _ _ I get [A] to _ talking.
_ She starts [D] to smell raw, and we [B] free-tie her to my [E] _ _ boudoir.
_ _ [Am] And in the grove of the breasts, she vaguely protests, [D] you're going too far, going too far, too far!
[G] I think [Ebm] maybe [D] she hates me.
[G] I ask, do I [E] disgust [Am] her?
She [D] says, of course not, my darling, [Gb] every inch of you [D] fills me with lust.
[G] _ And it's [D] awfully _ confusing [A] and _ uncomfortable too,
[Am] _ [D] because she never lets me get a little hot and [Bm] red, and [C] she leaves [D] me bothered [G] and blue balls.
She likes the dirty little things that I say to [D] her, she likes the dirty [G] little things that I say to her,
[B] she likes the dirty [C] little things [A] that I say [E] to her, but she don't like the dirty things I [Bm] do.
_ [G] Now, she likes the dirty little rhymes that I spit [D] on her, all about [G] the little crimes I commit on her,
but then the warning [C] bullet [A] chimes and that's it [D] for her, [E] because she don't like the dirty [G] things I do.
[Bm] I try [C] to force her, but [G] she's just so cute, and barb, and fat, and [B] even coarser.
[A] Oh, I feel [D] like a bruise, oh, I'm [B] going _ _ batty, so tightly [Em] _ wound. _
_ _ And when [Am] I think of the issue, _ _ she must reach for a kiss you.
_ [D] So instead of really talking, I'm just tapping around, [Eb] _ _ _
just tapping [A] around.
[Ab] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ Can I even get a peck on the cheek?
_ [B] _ _ _ [A] _ _
[Gbm] _ _ [D] Well, [C] how about a peck somewhere else?
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ What a dandy [A] handy, no?
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] You know what?
Cut the shit, and my [Eb] teeny weeny peeny inside of you, honey.
[Ab] _ _ She likes the dirty little, _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ she likes the dirty little [Ab] things that I say to her,
she likes [Cm] the _ [Db] little things that _ [D] I say to her, but she [G] don't like the dirty things [Ab] I do.
Think what [Db] I'm doing, feels great, but she [Ab] just won't [F] tolerate,
_ because she [F] don't like the dirty [Fm] things I do.
Don't get, no, really, [Dm] fat, all [Eb] my head keeps [F] hitting the floor,
[Bbm] because she don't like [Ab] the dirty things I do.
Why won't [Db] she let [Bb] down her guard?
She makes it [F] so goddamn hard, [Bb] because she don't like the dirty things [Db] I do.
[Bb] _ [C] To _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ you. _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _