Chords for Will Roland & Gerard Canonico - "Man or Muppet" | 54 Celebrates the Muppets

_ Yeah, it was bad, too.
I thought this was gonna be funnier.
Yeah.
That is what I call medium performance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it wasn't rare.
And not well done.
Hey!
Hey!
Thank you for laughing.
Thank you.
That's nice.
It's good to see everyone in this room again.
I like telling jokes from the side while other people work very hard.
It makes me feel good.
Gerard laughs at my jokes.
I can't tell if this is why we're usually hired.
Yes.
This is our specialty.
No singing here.
No.
Just like you guys!
You guys can help us at any time.
How's it going?
What's been your favorite act tonight?
Uh, you know, I loved that [Bb] last one, actually.
Because I got to [N] actually see the puppets.
Where did his hand go?
Yeah.
It's amazing!
I thought there's [F] kids here, you know?
I've never seen open heart surgery quite [N] so creatively performed.
Wow, wow, wow!
That was Rick lying there.
Oh, Rick.
You know, I've never seen someone who's built their career off of being behind stuff so much.
It's amazing!
Behind stuff.
It's the craziest thing nobody ever looks at.
All right, cut to the joke.
_ _ [Bb] I was just going to point out that Dave suffers from a little bit of dyslexia.
His name [N] is Richard Loyne.
Oh!
He's a very humorous man.
Like a pork loin.
Well, that frog has a name.
He's Rich Loyne now.
There's a lot going on in there.
There is, there is.
But, you know, it is an easy being green.
No, it's not.
But it is easy to sing a song.
It is quite easy to sing a song.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Why don't you guys come up and sing a song?
Do you think it's easy?
No!
_ [C] [N] No!
No!
We're going the wrong way.
[Gb] Where [Bb] are you going?
Bill told me five times to go this way, and I didn't listen.
[Bbm] I want you to know that I am_
The man in the red.
There are so [G] many, there are double the amount of lights.
[C] Which one are you using?
I'm [Gb] using this one.
Okay, who's_
[Bb] Yeah, this has come up a lot tonight with the set [B] nomination Tony [Gb] Awards.
I am one of the non-nominated [Eb] elements of a nine-time Tony Award [N] nominee.
_ _ I'm also individually not nominated, so you don't need to worry about it.
So this is going to be [Fm] some B-list [F] stuff.
I'm going to do it here.
[N] You're welcome.
Forward to it.
You have to stand on the left.
_ [Eb] _ Thank [Gb] you. _
_ [Abm] Yep.
[Eb] _ _ [C] _ _ [Eb] _
_ [E] _ _ [Bb] _ [Gb] I've been contemplating this for some time now.
_ [Ab] I [B] reflect on my [Ebm] reflection, [Ab] and I ask myself a question.
[Eb] What's the [Ebm] right direction?
_ [E] _
_ _ _ [Gb] I don't know. _
[B] Am I a man _ [Gb] or am I a muppet?
Am I [B] a muppet?
If I'm a [E] muppet, then I'm a very manly muppet.
Very manly muppet.
[B] Am I a muppet?
Muppet.
[Gb] Or am I a man?
Am I a [Gbm] man?
If I'm a man, that [E] makes me a muppet of a man.
A muppet of a [Em] man.
_ _ _ [E] _ [Eb] I look into [B] these eyes, and I don't [Abm] recognize [Eb] the one I see [Ebm] inside.
_ _ [E] It's [Dbm] time for me to [B] decide.
_ [Gb] Am I [B] a man _ [Gb] or am I a muppet?
Am I a [Gbm] muppet?
If I'm a muppet, [E] then I'm a very manly muppet.
Very manly muppet.
Am [B] I a muppet?
Muppet.
[Gb] Or am I a man?
Or am I a [B] man?
If I'm a man, that makes [E] me a muppet of a man.
A muppet of a man.
[Em] _ _ Here I go [Ebm] again.
I am [Abm] always running out of [Ebm] time.
I think [Abm] I've made [E] up my mind.
Now I understand [Gb] who I am. _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _
[Fm] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[Gb] A muppet of a man.
_ [Db] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ A [Db] muppet.
That's just. _
[Ab] That's just.
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ [Gb] _
_ _ _ [E] _ [Gb] _ [Ebm] That's what I [Db] am. _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _