Chords for Zardo Zap

Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword!
Ahoy there, Anthony!
Captain, could you show everyone how to sing that song about our friend, the alien, Zaru Zap?
Oh, of course I can, Anthony.
It goes like this.
It goes, uh_
Ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko.
Captain, that's great.
I was wondering, could you sing that song, but sing it really slowly?
Oh, slowly!
Of course I can, Anthony.
Um_
Ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko [A]-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko [N]-ko.
That's really slow, Captain.
Captain, could you sing that song really quickly?
Oh yes, I love singing songs quickly.
Um, how about this, Anthony?
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_ _ _ Thank you, Captain Feathersword.
And everybody, we'd love you to sing along, too, to Zaru Zap.
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_ [G] _ _ [F] _ [G] _ [Em] Well, Zaru Zap [F] was flying [C] around.
She landed her [Bb] saucer here on the [C] ground.
Zaru Zap hadn't been [F] here long when she started [G] singing this song.
[C] Ko-ko-ko-ko-ko [F]-ko-ko-ko [C]-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko. _ _
_ [G] _ _ [F] _ [G] _ [C] When everybody [Dm] saw her on the [C] ground, people [Bb] started gathering around.
[C] Very soon her song [F] caught on.
Everyone [G] sang along.
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_ [G] _ _ [F] _ [G] _ [C] She thought that Earth [F] was really dipped, she was tired and hungry after making the trip.
[C] But she's really quick, there's a long [F] way to come to get some [G] Papa Dumb.
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