Chords for You Shouldn't Call the Doctor (If You Can't Afford the Bills)
Tempo:
83.45 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Because if your heart is beating so, [C] call a doctor and I'll fix it for sure.
[D] I'll be over right away but you might find you have the [G] baby bone.
I'll be consultation and a paracetamol, when you're dying of a dreadful disease.
[C] You don't worry about the medical fees, [D] and it's too late to change your mind.
The blood is rolling down the [G] bladder and your temperature is rising to 100 degrees.
[C] I'll put a look inside you for a start, [G] and listen to the beating of your heart.
[C] And then I'll tip you gently by the head, [G] and ask you where the trouble hurts again.
[C] And then I'll look empty into your eyes, [G] and if your temperature continues to rise.
[C] There's only one way to make you stop.
[D] I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've [G] got.
If this doesn't heal you're in jail.
[C] But I know it's gonna give you a thrill.
[D] And now I've come across you can't complain about the [G] cost.
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills.
[C]
[D] [G]
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[D] [G]
[C] I'll put a look inside you for a start, [G] and listen to the beating of your heart.
[C] And then I'll tip you gently by the head, [G] and ask you where the trouble hurts again.
[C] And then I'll look empty into your eyes, [G] and if your temperature continues to rise.
[C] There's only one way to make you stop.
[D] I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've [G] got.
If this doesn't heal you're in jail.
[C] But I know it's gonna give you a thrill.
[D] And now I've come across you can't complain about the [G] cost.
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills.
[C] [D] [G]
[C]
[D] [G]
[C]
[D] [G]
[D] I'll be over right away but you might find you have the [G] baby bone.
I'll be consultation and a paracetamol, when you're dying of a dreadful disease.
[C] You don't worry about the medical fees, [D] and it's too late to change your mind.
The blood is rolling down the [G] bladder and your temperature is rising to 100 degrees.
[C] I'll put a look inside you for a start, [G] and listen to the beating of your heart.
[C] And then I'll tip you gently by the head, [G] and ask you where the trouble hurts again.
[C] And then I'll look empty into your eyes, [G] and if your temperature continues to rise.
[C] There's only one way to make you stop.
[D] I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've [G] got.
If this doesn't heal you're in jail.
[C] But I know it's gonna give you a thrill.
[D] And now I've come across you can't complain about the [G] cost.
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills.
[C]
[D] [G]
[C]
[D] [G]
[C] I'll put a look inside you for a start, [G] and listen to the beating of your heart.
[C] And then I'll tip you gently by the head, [G] and ask you where the trouble hurts again.
[C] And then I'll look empty into your eyes, [G] and if your temperature continues to rise.
[C] There's only one way to make you stop.
[D] I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've [G] got.
If this doesn't heal you're in jail.
[C] But I know it's gonna give you a thrill.
[D] And now I've come across you can't complain about the [G] cost.
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills.
[C] [D] [G]
[C]
[D] [G]
[C]
[D] [G]
Key:
C
G
D
C
G
D
C
G
Because if your heart is beating so, [C] call a doctor and I'll fix it for sure.
[D] I'll be over right away but you might find you have the [G] baby bone.
I'll be consultation and a paracetamol, when you're dying of a dreadful disease.
[C] You don't worry about the medical fees, [D] and it's too late to change your mind.
The blood is rolling down the [G] bladder and your temperature is rising to 100 degrees.
[C] I'll put a look inside you for a start, [G] and listen to the beating of your heart.
[C] And then I'll tip you gently by the head, [G] and ask you where the trouble hurts again.
[C] And then I'll look empty into your eyes, [G] and if your temperature continues to rise.
[C] There's only one way to make you stop.
[D] I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've [G] got.
If this doesn't heal you're in jail.
[C] But I know it's gonna give you a thrill.
[D] And now I've come across you can't complain about the [G] cost.
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills.
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[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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[C] I'll put a look inside you for a start, [G] and listen to the beating of your heart.
[C] And then I'll tip you gently by the head, [G] and ask you where the trouble hurts again.
[C] And then I'll look empty into your eyes, [G] and if your temperature continues to rise.
[C] There's only one way to make you stop.
[D] I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've [G] got.
If this doesn't heal you're in jail.
[C] But I know it's gonna give you a thrill.
[D] And now I've come across you can't complain about the [G] cost.
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills.
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[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[D] I'll be over right away but you might find you have the [G] baby bone.
I'll be consultation and a paracetamol, when you're dying of a dreadful disease.
[C] You don't worry about the medical fees, [D] and it's too late to change your mind.
The blood is rolling down the [G] bladder and your temperature is rising to 100 degrees.
[C] I'll put a look inside you for a start, [G] and listen to the beating of your heart.
[C] And then I'll tip you gently by the head, [G] and ask you where the trouble hurts again.
[C] And then I'll look empty into your eyes, [G] and if your temperature continues to rise.
[C] There's only one way to make you stop.
[D] I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've [G] got.
If this doesn't heal you're in jail.
[C] But I know it's gonna give you a thrill.
[D] And now I've come across you can't complain about the [G] cost.
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills.
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[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] I'll put a look inside you for a start, [G] and listen to the beating of your heart.
[C] And then I'll tip you gently by the head, [G] and ask you where the trouble hurts again.
[C] And then I'll look empty into your eyes, [G] and if your temperature continues to rise.
[C] There's only one way to make you stop.
[D] I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've [G] got.
If this doesn't heal you're in jail.
[C] But I know it's gonna give you a thrill.
[D] And now I've come across you can't complain about the [G] cost.
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills.
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