Chords for You're only second rate - lyrics

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I [F#] believe it's [Bm] me. _
_ [G] _ _ [F#] _ _ [Bm] I must admit, [G] your parlor tricks are [Bm] _ _
[G] amusing.
_ _ I [Bm] bet you've [G] got a fanny under [Bm] your hat.
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] Now here's your chance to get the best of [Bm] me.
Hope your hand is hot.
_ [C#] Come on, clown, let's see what [F#] you've got.
_ _ _ You'd like [B] to slam me with your hardest [F#] stuff,
but double whammy isn't up to snuff.
I'll [F] set the record [A#] straight, just in [F#] case you're out of [G#] date.
You're only [Bm] second _ _ [B] rate.
Maybe cats [A#] are mean, but your [Bm] target's tame.
You've [F] got a lot [F#] to learn about the [Bm] genie game.
So for your [F#] [A#] education, I [F#] reiterate, you're only [Bm] second _ _ _ rate.
_ Men [F#] cower [Dm] at the power in [Bm] my pinky.
_ [Gm] _ _ [Bm] _ My thumb is [Dm] number one on [Bm] every list.
_ _ _ But [Em] if you're not convinced that I'm invincible, [Bm]
put me to the test.
_ [C#] I'd love to lay [B] this _ rivalry [Bm] to [F#] _ _ rest.
Go ahead [Bm] and zap me with the big surprise.
Slap me in a trap, cut me down to size.
I'll make a great [F#] escape.
It's just a piece of cake.
You're only [Bm] second rate.
_ [G] _ [A#] You know your [Bm] hocus pocus is tough enough,
and your mumbo jumbo doesn't measure up.
Let me _ [F#] pontificate upon your sorry state.
You're only [Bm] second _ _ rate.
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_ _ _ Zabba kabba [Gm] dabbra. _
[A] _ _ [Gm] _ Gorelli's gonna [A] crash ya!
_ _ [Bm] _ [Am] Alakazam [Fm] nabobs.
This [G] thing's [D#] bigger than the both of us.
So spare me your tremendous care.
Bill Kerens in your underwear, [C#] and I can [D#] hardly wait.
Just above your late, I'll send you back.
[E] And packing in a shipping crate,
you'll make a [D#] better living with a spinning plate.
You're only [G#m] second _ rate.
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