Chords for You're Only Second Rate Lyrics

_ _ [G] _ _ [Bm] I must admit [G] your parlor [Bm] tricks are amusing.
[G] _ [Bm] I bet you've [G] got a valley [Bm] under your hat.
_ _ [Em] Now here's your chance to get the best of [Bm] me.
Hope your hand is hot.
[C#] Come on clown, let's see what [F#] you've got.
You [Bm] try to slam me with [F#] your hardest stuff.
What's a bubble whammy isn't up to snuff.
I'll set [F#] the record straight, just have a date.
You're only [Bm] second grade.
If you've got some [F#] meanie but your target's tame,
You've got a lot to learn about the [Bm] genie game.
So for your [A#] education I reiterate,
You're only [Bm] second grade.
_ Men cower [Dm] at the power [Bm] in my pinky.
[Gm] _ [Bm] My thumb is [Dm] number one on [Bm] every list. _
[Em] But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible,
[Bm] Put me to the test.
[C#] I'd love to lay this rivalry to [F#]
rest.
Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise.
Slap me in a trap, cut me down to size.
I'll make a great mistake, it's just a mistake.
You're only [Bm] second grade.
[G] You know your [Bm] hocus pocus is tough enough,
And your mumbo jumbo doesn't measure up.
Let me pontificate upon your sorry state.
You're only [B] second grade.
[Bm] _ _ [Cm] _
_ Zabba gabba dabbra, [A] _ [Gm] granny's gonna grab ya.
[Bm] Atticus on the bus, and [G] this thing's bigger than the both of [D#] us.
Don't spare me your tremendous scare.
Look how racist in your [C#] underwear.
And I can [D#] hardly wait to just bob your leg.
I'll send you back as a [E] hanky in a shippy crate.
You'll make a better living with a spinning plate.
You're only second [G#m] grade.
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