Chords for You Orta' See Me (When I'm Pissed)

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_ _ Suavins moved down from the country, _ _ me fuckin' holidays are [D] here. _ _
_ Brand new skids and socks and haircut, _ _ and me John [G] Travolta gear. _
_ _ Twice as horny as a cane toad, _ _ _ more cash than I [C] had brains. _
_ And personal ads from [G] Sunday's paper I found lyin' on [D] the station, read and cut out on [G] the train.
I _ called them all up when I got here, _ _ they all told me where [D] to go. _
_ Cause that was last week's Sunday paper I found lyin' on the station, how the fuck was
I [G] to know?
_ [D] _
_ I wound up in some sleazy disco, _ _ full of wog food [C] and cheap wine.
_ _ Must have copped a [G] poison pizza, chucked me [D] guts up on some shill, I wiped me chin and
dropped [G] this line. _
_ You reckon this is fuckin' ugly? _
_ You ought to see me when [D] I'm pissed. _
_ _ [Bm] Tonight I'm only half a mongrel. _
[D] _ You ought to see me at [G] me best.
[A] _
_ [G] You ought to be there when I'm raging. _
_ I fly twice as [C] high as this. _
_ _ Fuckin' roaring [G] day and night and fuckin' drinkin' fuckin' five.
You ought to see me when I'm pissed. _
_ The bouncer woke me in the dunny, _ _ he said I'd pissed on [D] some cunt's leg. _
_ _ Then that injury'd insult, _ _ he fucked his fist up [G] on me head. _
_ I didn't even reach the gutter _ _ _ when he turfed me [C] in the street. _
_ _ Better men had [G] tried to turf me, didn't even fuckin' hurt [C] me.
Puffed the bouncer [G] fuckin' weak. _
_ Just then I thought I saw an angel. _
_ _ Oh Jesus, [D] she's a cop. _
_ _ _ [A] Fuckin' Dickless Tracy. _
_ [D] Don't give a fuck, I'll [G] try her on. _
_ I asked her could I take her _ agin'.
She took me fingerprints [C] instead. _
_ And as she chucked me [G] in the lockup, fumbled round and flopped me cock out, turned and
winked at her and said, _
_ You reckon this is [Bm] fuckin' ugly? _
_ [G] You ought to see me [D] when I'm [A] pissed.
_ [D] _ [Bm] Christ, this is only half a mongrel. _
_ You ought to see him [G] at his best. _
_ You [Em] ought to be there when I'm randy. _
_ _ You could fly a [C] flag off this.
_ _ Fuckin' roaring [G] day and night and fuckin' drinkin' fuckin' five.
You ought to see me when I'm pissed. _
_ [C] _ Fuckin' roaring [G] day and night and fuckin' drinkin' fuckin' five.
You ought to see me when I'm pissed. _
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