Chords for You Deserve an Oscar (quiet)

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[F] Clap your hands and catch a [B] fly Bite an apple, shut your [Bb] eyes
Moisturize, your skin is [G] dry _ _ _
[F] Goes the ringing of the [B] bell
Tell your [Dm] friends you're doing [Bb] well Call a doctor about your [G] health
_ And [F] I think you [Bb] deserve an Oscar [F] For [Bb] pretending [F] nothing's wrong
Every [A] day that's something [Dm] else [Bbm] But you carry [F] yourself
Like [Bb] the greatest [F] actor Acting [Bb] like the world [F] is not
Breaking [A] up before [Dm] you rise [Bbm] You deserve [F] a prize
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[F] Take a supplement for [B] sun Try and be with [Bb] everyone
Know you're doing nothing [G] wrong _ _
[F] Kiss the season on the [B] mouth
Go for walks and hug a [Bb] clown All the funny ones are [G] so down
And [F] I think you [Bb] deserve an [F] Oscar For [Bb] pretending [F] nothing's wrong
Every [A] day that's [Dm] something else [Bbm] But you carry [F] yourself
Like [Bb] the greatest actor [F] Acting [Bb] like the world [F] is not
Breaking [A] up before [Dm] you rise [Bbm] You deserve [Dm] a prize
Watch [Db] a war under the [F] sheets Get [B] a coffee down the [Bb] street
[F] Plastic bags and [Bb] harmony _ [G] Everybody's [F] incomplete
And who's [Am] the best at saving [A] face Who's [Dm] the toughest in [Bb] the race
Forget [Dm] the Pope, you have the [G] grace You're my nomination
[F] And I think you [Bb] deserve an Oscar For [Bb] pretending [F] nothing's wrong
[A] Every day you face [Dm] the scenes [Bbm] But you put on [F] your jeans
Like [Bb] the greatest [F] actor [Bb] Acting like the world [F] is not
[A] Breaking up and [Dm] slowly dying [Bbm] You deserve [F] a prize
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