Chords for Would Ryan Adams Ever Do Stand-Up? | Exclusive Interview

_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
I was I was trolling your Twitter account and I saw somebody and I'll give
you a quote here keep trolling trolling trolling trolling the quote was I would
legit pay cash money to see Ryan Adams do stand-up _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [G] wait where's my wallet I got
some singles [F] I mean I feel like I mean isn't that like most of like my early
career is just like a stand-up kind of comedy routine I mean [Eb] what [Db] not to do or
[F] something I don't know about that though [Eb] no no no I mean I'm self-tortured enough
I don't need to get into stand-up comedy I mean I've been to some dark stuff but
not that dark _ so you had to like I think you had to scale back on some of the
electric shows a few years back how do you how did you overcome that how do you
stay healthy on the road now you're doing all these shows I mean I _ _ _ _ don't
know [G] I should write a book about that but how to [N] stay healthy on the road I
mean you don't it's a it's really like what happens is you go on the road and
you make this plan about staying healthy but I imagine it's like um like let's
say if like you were like I'm gonna get on this I'm gonna do this thing where I
go in the submarine for like a year and you're like I'm gonna read all these
books or it's like my friends when they go like on a they like they like go on
like a long flight they're like yeah they like bring like war and peace or
something like they're gonna read that and like it's not gonna happen like it
really isn't like if there's like any in-flight entertainment like they're
just gonna watch like Lord of the Rings again or something like that's what I
mean about the stand-up right nobody's chip but that's that but that's legit
though that's what happens it's so like you make you can make plans yeah to like
you know sort of become this you know healthy per you know per I mean I don't
know like Coldplay look healthy though but _ _ no but like but I mean isn't he like
an entomologist or something like to study insects or something I don't know
anyway he's obviously like they're obviously very smart people they figured
it out but for the most part what happens is you get on like this submarine
on wheels and like about 2 in the morning after some kind of like vape
duel session you're like _ you're like asking the driver like hey could you
stop with this truck stop because we want to check out some kind of brownie
situation and _ _ you do that for about a year and then they yank you off the road
_ it's just what happens you know and then and then you yeah and then you switch to
broccoli _ _ it's really broccoli or kale or something I mean in my experience
that's what happens he is Ryan Adams and for those of you listening on the radio
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any of you got lots _ _ _ more Ryan out of performing live from the R heart rate
did you sell your skateboard to buy your first guitar _ I traded it and for I was
supposed to be the skateboard plus $75 cash and I felt bad about this for a
long time but then I thought well I mean he obviously didn't get paid but I mean
he made the deal with me who clearly did not have any cash and the skateboard I
was using was something that someone else shredded and I got as a leftover so
you know and also the the guy was like super into this band called and they're
fine so it's not a diss but I'm just saying like his favorite band like he
had two separate wall-sized posters of pretty boy Floyd Wow yeah I know I'm
talking I mean like that like that's a lot of like huge posters no man I'm just
talking about the content the people in pretty boy Floyd were in that band like
if you weren't like enough's enough you could say like well we got really stoned
but they were in like pretty boy Floyd that's so fringe you know yeah that's
like flat earth that's like so deep that's like the flat earth of hair metal _ _ _ _