Chords for Without Yugi

_ Don Green.
Real name, no [Eb] gimmicks.
_ _ [G] Two duck magician girls go round the outside.
Round the outside.
[D] Around the outside.
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _
_ Oooooh guess who's back. _
Back again.
_ Yugi's back. _
Tell that friend.
_ Guess who's [G] back.
Guess who's [Gm] back.
_ [D] _ _ [Gm] Brains, brains, [Eb] brains.
Guess who's [D] back!
Guess who's back in America!
[G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [G] I've summoned a monster,
cause nobody wants to see Yugi no more,
and they [D] want Yami, I chuck liver.
[Gm] Well if you want Yami, this is what I'll give ya.
A little bit of Yaoi fanart of Yami the Korra.
Some card games that drag on and on,
duller than the crap on those Perce apps,
[D] T4 Stars channel,
or [G] the gaps in their fanbase when they lose a rating,
or the gaps in their schedule when [D] they're not updating.
Hey!
You waited [Gm] this long, now stop debating,
cause I'm back, it's time to duel [D] and cards need trading.
[Gm] You may think the dubs are mistranslating,
but the guys who fan sub [D] are masturbating.
So for kids TV won't let me be,
or let me be me, so let me see.
They [Gm] try to switch me out with Dragon Ball Z,
but it feels so empty without me, so_
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Abridged, burn like a bridge,
got banned, you worried smidge, and raided the fridge.
But don't panic, this sh** is about to get manic,
I just shuffled all my trading cards.
F**k you, Merrick!
Now this looks like a job for me,
so everybody, just [G] follow me,
cause [Gm] we need a little_ controversy,
[G] cause it feels so empty without me.
I said this looks like a job for me,
so everybody, just follow me.
Cause [Gm] we need a little_ controversy,
cause it feels so empty without me.
Little Kuriboh, the guy who watches Yu-Gi-Oh!
Embarrassed, his parents [D] don't listen to Deebo.
[Gm] He starts crying at Finding Nemo.
Then he makes a lame-o video,
[D] and everyone yells,
[G] WOAH!
A visionary!
His fangles are scary,
a yu-tu revolution,
[D] Otaku's are wary,
[Gm] a rebel,
so let me just rebel and boast in the fact that
I got everyone [D] stealing my jokes.
And it's a low [G] blow, such a cacophony,
for you to steal so damn much from [D] my show,
don't copy [G] me!
Well I'm back,
nanananananana,
[Gm] we got screwed by Rev [D] or Blew the Budget,
now we're [G] gonna_ begin again!
Start from scratch,
and completely,
regain all subscribers,
[D] update the show,
weak, no [G] protesting,
just like you're all requesting,
with all the quotes, heavy BBRs,
the testing!
_ Testing?
Attention to bliss!
Peel attention soon as [D] someone mentions me,
on a [G] photor claims I have animosity,
you know what I think,
who the [D] hell is he?
Now this looks like a job for me,
so everybody, just follow me,
cause [Gm] we need a little_
controversy,
cause [G] it feels so empty without me.
I said this looks like a job for me,
so everybody, just follow me,
cause we [Gm] need a little_ controversy,
cause it feels so empty without me.
Abridge this, abridge that,
it's become the new fad,
it's a shame that most of the [D] results turn out so bad,
[G] Gilsephorex, quit making fun of GX,
it's better than most of your [D] video, Treyrex,
[G] and Kaiser?
Man, you're none the wiser,
your series is about as funny [D] as Rob Schneider,
[Gm] Vegeta and Masako, you guys should just let go,
it's over, nobody watches Naruto!
Now farewell,
go abridge some Zash Bell,
or post on your blog while [D] listening to Soft Cell,
this [G] show's been greater than Ghost in the Shell,
ever since Kurt Doc turned it into a nutshell,
but sometimes it's all the same,
everybody only wants to [D] call us lame,
so [Gm] this must mean [Am] LK's too blame,
cause it's not me, I'm [D] King of Games!
And while [Gm] he's not the first one to fan the Yugi,
he is the first one that's not a newbie,
[G] to make this show seem kinda funny,
though it doesn't make him any [Gm] money!
Hey!
There's a concept that's broke,
20 million other users [D] steal his jokes,
but [Gm] no matter how many imitate LK,
it won't change the fact that [D] he's here to stay,
now [G] this looks like a job for me,
so everybody just follow me,
cause [Gm] we need a little controversy,
cause [G] it feels so empty without me!
I said, this looks like a job for me,
so everybody just follow me,
cause we [Gm] need a little controversy,
cause it feels so empty without me! _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [Gm] _ _ Nyeh _
_ [D] nyeh nyeh _ _ _ nyeh!
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Cards! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [G] _ _