Chords for willy wonka being willy wonka for 6 minutes straight

_ _ [F#m] _ _ My name is [G] Willy Wonka.
_ _ [D] Then shouldn't you be up there? _
[C#m] _ _ Well, I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now could I, little girl?
_ [C] Mr.
Wonka, I don't know if you remember me,
[C#] but I used to work here [Bm] in the factory.
[F#m] _ Were you [F#] one of those despicable spies who every day tried to steal my life's work
and sell it to those [C#m] parasitic copycat [G] candy-making cabs?
_ [A] No, sir.
_ [D] Then wonderful.
[G] Welcome back.
Don't [A] you want to know [N] our names?
Can't imagine how it would matter.
_ Mr.
Wonka, I'm [A#] Valibor Garth.
[Em] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
I don't care.
[F#] _ I'm Veruca [D] Zold.
It's very nice to meet you, sir.
_ _ I always [E] thought a [C#] Veruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot.
_ _ [D#] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [F#] They're real people? _
Of course they're [G] real people.
They're Oompa Loompas.
Oompa [F#m] Loompas.
[A#] Imported.
Direct from Loompa Land.
There's [C] no such place.
_ What?
_ [A#] Mr.
Wonka, I teach [D] high school geography and I'm here to [A#] tell you_
_that
you all know all about it and oh, what a terrible country it is.
_ [G#] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ That [G] pipe?
[A] It just so happens to lead directly to the room [G] where I make the most delicious kind of
[C#] strawberry-flavored chocolate-coated fudge. _
[F] [Em] Then he will be made into strawberry-flavored [A] chocolate [C]-coated fudge.
[B] They'll be selling him by the pound all over [G] the world.
No, I wouldn't allow [C#] it.
The taste would be terrible.
_ [F#] Can you imagine Augustus [A#]-flavored chocolate [F#m]-coated gloop?
[B] _ Ew.
No one would [E] buy it.
Mr. [Bm] Wonka?
Huh?
[F#m] Why would Augustus' [C] name already be in the Oompa Loompa song?
_ [G#] Unless they were_
Improvisation is a [C#m] part of trick.
_ [Bm] Anyone can do it.
[A] _ You, little girl, say something.
[D#] _ _
[E] Any_ Chewing [C] gum.
Chewing gum is really gross.
[C#] Chewing gum I hate the most.
[C] See?
[C#] Exactly the same.
No, it [E] isn't.
_ _ Uh, you [D] really shouldn't mumble because [C#m] I can't understand a word you're [D#] saying.
By the way, [F#] no other factory [G#] in the world_
It already said that.
_ [F#m] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] You're all quite short, aren't you?
Well, [F#] yeah.
We're children.
Well, that's no [B] excuse.
I was never as short as you.
You were once.
Was not.
[G#] Know why?
Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head.
Look at your short little arms.
You could never reach.
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [A#] Lift-creep.
_ _ Precisely.
[F] Huh?
That doesn't [F#] make sense.
_ [A] For your information, little drop,
whipped cream isn't [A#] whipped cream at all unless it's [F] been whipped with whips.
_ Everybody [A#] knows that. _
It's like gum.
[D] _ _ No.
I mean, [E] that's it.
[D] Do you even know what it is?
Gum is a full three [C#m]-course dinner all by [G#] itself.
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
[G] Why would anyone want that?
[A] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] It's amazing.
Tomato [Em] soup.
I can feel it running down my throat.
Yeah.
Spit it out.
Can't have a [A] blueberry as a daughter.
_ How is she supposed to compete?
You could put [F#] her in a [C#] county fair.
Huh?
_ What's the [A#] special prize and who gets [F#m] it?
[B] The best kind of prize is a surprise.
[E] _ _ If you [F#] hate gum so much, why do you make it?
Once again, you really shouldn't mumble because it's kind of starting to bum me out.
_ _ [C#m] Ah, this is the room I know [F#] all about.
You see, Mr.
Wonka, I myself am in the [C#] nut business.
_ _ [D] All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four [C#] cats and six bunny rabbits [F#m] and two parakeets
and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a silly old hamster.
I want a [C#m] squirrel.
I [G#] don't want any old [Em] squirrel.
I want a [A] trained squirrel.
[Dm] Mr.
[G] Wonka, how much do you want for one of these squirrels?
Name your price. _
_ _ _ But they're not for [A] sale.
She [G] can't have one.
_ _ _ [A] _ _
[Em] _ I'm sorry, [Bm] darling.
Mr.
Wonka is being [Am] unreasonable.
All the other bad [C#] nuts go to the garbage chute.
[A] _ _ _ [B] Where does the chute go?
[Am] To the incinerator.
_ [A#] But don't [D] worry, we only light it on Tuesdays.
Today is Tuesday.
_ _ Can't be this [Bm] many floors.
_ How do [C#m] you know, Mr.
[N] Smarty Pants?
I want to pick a room. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G#] _ Go ahead.
_ Humbler!
[D] _ [D#m] _ _ _ _ [A#] Seriously, [E] I cannot understand a single word you're saying. _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] Okie [F#] dokie.
_ _ [B] Take it.
It's just a picture on [D] a screen.
[B] _ _ Scary [A] cat. _
[A#] _ _ _ [G] _ What makes you feel better [D#] when you feel terrible?
[A] My family.
_ [G] _ _
So can you [A] send other things?
_ [G#] Say, like, breakfast [Bm] cereal?
_ Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal is made of?
_ [G#m] It's [A#m] those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners.
What about people?
_ [F#] Well, why [B] would I want to send a person?
They don't taste very good at all.
[E] Ew, somebody [F#] grab him.
Oh, thank heavens, he's completely unharmed.
_ _ Unharmed? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ There is [G#] no other way.
It's television, not telephone.
It's quite [F#] a difference.
[G#] _ Let's go put him in the taffy puller.
[B] Taffy puller?
[D] Hey, that was my idea.
Now, [E] how many children are left?
_ [F#m] You mean you're the only one?
_ [C#m] What happened to the [F#] others? _
Are you ready to leave all this behind and come live with [D] me at the factory?
[G] _ Sure, [A] of course.
I mean, it's all right [G#] if my [G] family come too.
_ Oh, my dear boy, of course [A] they can't.
[G] Look at me.
_ I had no [A] family, and I'm a [F#] giant success.
_ [Bm] What about that chocolate fellow, Wendell, uh, [B] Walter? _
[F#] He also [C#] has a funny haircut.
_ _ [C#] I give him naughty.
And you know what?
I've got transportation.
[Em] _ _
[Am] Luckily for us, [B] we have the great glass elevator to speed things along.
_ [Bm] If you don't believe me, you should ask.
_ _ [D] Ask who?
[C#m] My [G] father?
_ [A] _ _ So if [G#] I go with you to the factory, I [G] won't ever see my family [C] again?
Yeah, _ consider that a bonus.
[C#] _ _ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _