Chords for Willi Carlisle, "Boy Howdy, Hot Dog," // GemsOnVHS™

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I wrote this song for the good old boys in my life.
_ _ Kind of a collection of a bunch of crazy stuff a bunch of good old boys have said to me over the times.
_ _ Some crazy stuff I added myself.
[C] It's called Boy Howdy [G] Hot Dog. _
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_ Them coals are turning bright red, firewoods in the truck bed, rivers running low this
time of year.
_ _ Ragweeds on the turnpike, bedrooms mostly Christmas lights.
Sorry friend, I don't lend tools.
[C] Boy howdy hot dog, pretty [Bb] good life, I got a pretty little house, pretty big wife, [F] lets
me fry her [Bb] pork [G] chop twice a week.
_ _ _ Well [Gm] hot plate, hot plate, baby went and made a cake I never seen in [Cm] heaven that did not
have [Bb] a snake.
Well hot plate, hot plate, baby [C] went and made a cake I never seen in heaven that did not
have a [Bb] snake. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Blue jays, the mean ass bird, ugliest song you've ever heard, get off my porch I'll kick your ass.
_ Everything she does is magic, I'll watch her catch a lizard, careful or his tail will come right off.
[F] Boy howdy hot dog, [Bb] pretty good life, I got a pretty little house, pretty little wife,
[F] lets me [G] fry her catfish twice a week.
_ _ Well [Eb] swamp rose, sweat [Bb] stain, get money make it [C] rain, cold beer, tin [G] can, _ [Bb] Cadillac, Mustang.
[Eb] Well swamp rose, [Bb] sweat stain, get money [C] make it rain, cold beer, tin can, [F] _ [Bb] Cadillac, Mustang.
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_ _ _ [F] The [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ doctor asked me where it hurts, born to fish, forced to work, don't let them tell
you what your broken heart's worth.
Fire ant on the sugar trail, tail feathers on a nightingale, arrowheads and bones all you'll find. _
[F] Boy howdy hot dog, [Bb] pretty good life, I got a pretty little house, pretty big wife, [F] lets
me wear her [G] underwear anytime I please. _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] Well she's thick as a [Bb] forest ant, a cavalry [C] of bushwhackers, never seen a bald [Bb] knobber,
bullets wouldn't scatter.
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God damn I'll be going to hell, this bar's mostly peanut shells, if you drive we can play pool. _
Hot pocket, sweet potato pie, Saturday, Sunday rolling by, take off your pants, lets watch TV.
_ [F] Boy howdy hot dog, pretty [Bb] good life, I got a pretty little house, pretty big wife, I
can't recall my ex [G]-wife's name, I got a pretty little house, pretty big wife, I got a pretty little _ _ _ _ house.
[Eb] But the love [Bb] you lost is right where you left [C] it, alright gone forever boy, fuck [Bb] it, forget it.
[Eb] Yes the love you [Bb] lost is right where you [C] left it, alright gone forever [Bb] boy, [F] go ahead, crack
a beer, [Eb] forget it.
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_ Them coals are turning bright red, firewood's in the truck bed, river's running low this
time of year.
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