Chords for Will Varley - 'Monkey On A Rock' - Live At The Smugglers Apocalypse Xmas Party

[Dm] _ [Am] _ _ I'm just a [Cm] monkey on a rock.
I swam through my [F] [C] father's cock [Am] and I'm just a monkey [G] on a [C] rock.
_ [F] _ [C] _ [Am] _ _ [G] _ [Cm] _ _
Well I [F] fell in love with my [C] GPS, _ _ [Am] said hold me tightly [G] at the [C] next level. _
Of you now I do no wrong [Am] if you tell me [C] baby how to get home.
_ _ Well I went to Thailand [Dm] to [C] find myself, _ [Am] realized [G] I was somebody [C] else.
_ Said doctor what can you do for me?
_ _ [Am] He suggested [C] plastic surgery.
_ _ I got a facelift and a double D chest but all the looking down keeps crooking my neck.
So I wait for my own parents who [Am] die, inherit their money [G] and do [C] what I like.
_ _ I'm my own fire [Bb] gonna live [Am] so long in the cool [G] center won't [C] give me a job.
So the bailiffs come and they talk to me, _ [Am] took my best [G] friend took my [C] TV. _ _ _
_ So I'll go to college and I'll get a degree, [Am]
David [G] Cameron gonna [C] rescue me.
_ Or I could learn to sing [Dm] and I'll cut my [Am] hair, go on [C] TV be a millionaire.
And I won't see no [F] World [C] War III, [Am] _ Simon [G] Cowell gonna [C] rescue me. _ _
_ But when I go to the studio [Am] they ask me [G] what [C] hardships I know.
They said I never lived out on the streets.
_ [Am] They told [G] me to come back next [C] week.
_ _ So the next week I was waiting there, I [Am] did my makeup, I did [C] my hair. _
_ Sang a song and they looked at me [A] said boy _ what is [G] your story?
[Em] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ I [F] said I'm living in a computer [C] simulation.
_ _ _ I'm late for fucking everything. _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] I'm writing lyrics on back and [C] final bills, _ _ _ which [F] actually aren't [C] final bills. _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] They're [C] letters from the bailiffs. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ And they [Am] started to listen _ and [F] then Simon [C] Cowell came out of a hole and he [Am] started to glisten. _ _
[F] I said Simon what's the meaning [C] of life? _ _
_ _ _ _ He said I'm just a [F] monkey on [Am] a rock.
I'm just a monkey on a rock.
[C] I swam through my father's [Am] cock and I'm just a monkey [G] on a [C] rock.
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_ Thank you very much. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Thank _
_ [F] you, what a pleasure, what a [Eb] pleasure to be here. _