Chords for Wii Shop Channel WITH LYRICS - (Wii Shop Remix) - Brentalfloss
Tempo:
143.2 bpm
Chords used:
F
Eb
Dm
Em
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G]
You will buy these things!
You will buy these things!
You will buy these things!
[F] Welcome to the V-Shop channel.
We have software and games to sell.
[Eb] So we wrote this hypnotic tune,
[Ebm] which turns your brain [Ab] into [D] a prune.
[Dm] Oh yeah, [F]
[Db] pruney [Em] brains.
[Cm] The kind of [B] brains that buy [Eb] stuff,
even games [B] that no one ever [F] played.
[Am] Yeah, [D] we've got lots of [G] that.
We've got classics like Human Poop.
Who could forget Nootopia [Dm] 2?
[Gm] Double Dungeons and [C] Dragons [F] Curse.
They sound fun, right?
[Gb] Now grab [Fm] your purse.
[Em] [G] We want [Eb] your cash.
[Dm] With no [Db] frivolous distractions.
[Em] Minimal design.
Simple, pure and [Eb] light.
Here's the bottom line.
[D] Basically it's [Bb] right.
Catchy music it makes [F] you buy.
And it's so fun to watch you try.
[Eb] It may take you a thousand clicks.
[Ebm] Party like [Ab] it's 2006.
[Dm] [F]
Buy [Em] the game.
[Cm]
Is [D] that a card switch?
[G] So fun [Db] to blow a faulty [F] card.
[Am] [C] Gay and lady [G] cards.
You need V-Points to buy our stuff.
It looks like you don't have enough.
[Gm] You must input [C] your credit card.
[F] And we [Gb] purposely made [Fm] it hard.
Ha [Em] ha ha ha, [G] look at your [Eb] face.
[Dm] You just click for [Db] twenty minutes.
[Em] Then we switch the side.
Where you click for [Eb] yes, do it all again.
[D] Troll and Mother [Bb] Bean.
Yeeaaah, [F] little V.
You're gonna make [Eb] a strange clunky little storm. Call Graham.
[Ebm] Who will use the money to [Ab] buy beer and Spam.
[Dm] Buy [F]
[Db] some stuff.
[Em] [Cm] And then please [D] buy some more stuff.
[Cm] That's [Gm] my song [B] about the V-Shop.
[Cm] Not to be [B] confused with E [Cm]-Shop.
Please [Eb] shop at [B] the V-Shop.
Till you [Bb]
die.
[Dm] Or if you're not old enough [Db] ask your parents for help.
[F]
[Eb]
You will buy these things!
You will buy these things!
You will buy these things!
[F] Welcome to the V-Shop channel.
We have software and games to sell.
[Eb] So we wrote this hypnotic tune,
[Ebm] which turns your brain [Ab] into [D] a prune.
[Dm] Oh yeah, [F]
[Db] pruney [Em] brains.
[Cm] The kind of [B] brains that buy [Eb] stuff,
even games [B] that no one ever [F] played.
[Am] Yeah, [D] we've got lots of [G] that.
We've got classics like Human Poop.
Who could forget Nootopia [Dm] 2?
[Gm] Double Dungeons and [C] Dragons [F] Curse.
They sound fun, right?
[Gb] Now grab [Fm] your purse.
[Em] [G] We want [Eb] your cash.
[Dm] With no [Db] frivolous distractions.
[Em] Minimal design.
Simple, pure and [Eb] light.
Here's the bottom line.
[D] Basically it's [Bb] right.
Catchy music it makes [F] you buy.
And it's so fun to watch you try.
[Eb] It may take you a thousand clicks.
[Ebm] Party like [Ab] it's 2006.
[Dm] [F]
Buy [Em] the game.
[Cm]
Is [D] that a card switch?
[G] So fun [Db] to blow a faulty [F] card.
[Am] [C] Gay and lady [G] cards.
You need V-Points to buy our stuff.
It looks like you don't have enough.
[Gm] You must input [C] your credit card.
[F] And we [Gb] purposely made [Fm] it hard.
Ha [Em] ha ha ha, [G] look at your [Eb] face.
[Dm] You just click for [Db] twenty minutes.
[Em] Then we switch the side.
Where you click for [Eb] yes, do it all again.
[D] Troll and Mother [Bb] Bean.
Yeeaaah, [F] little V.
You're gonna make [Eb] a strange clunky little storm. Call Graham.
[Ebm] Who will use the money to [Ab] buy beer and Spam.
[Dm] Buy [F]
[Db] some stuff.
[Em] [Cm] And then please [D] buy some more stuff.
[Cm] That's [Gm] my song [B] about the V-Shop.
[Cm] Not to be [B] confused with E [Cm]-Shop.
Please [Eb] shop at [B] the V-Shop.
Till you [Bb]
die.
[Dm] Or if you're not old enough [Db] ask your parents for help.
[F]
[Eb]
Key:
F
Eb
Dm
Em
G
F
Eb
Dm
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ You will buy these things!
You will buy these things!
You will buy these things! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Welcome to the V-Shop channel.
_ We have software and games to sell.
_ [Eb] So we wrote this _ hypnotic tune,
_ [Ebm] which turns your brain [Ab] into [D] a prune.
[Dm] Oh yeah, [F] _
[Db] pruney [Em] brains.
_ [Cm] _ The kind of [B] brains that buy [Eb] stuff,
even games [B] that no one ever [F] _ played.
_ [Am] Yeah, [D] we've got lots of [G] that.
We've got classics like Human _ Poop.
Who could forget Nootopia [Dm] 2?
_ [Gm] Double _ Dungeons and [C] Dragons [F] Curse.
They sound fun, right?
[Gb] Now grab [Fm] your purse.
[Em] _ [G] We want [Eb] your cash.
_ [Dm] With no [Db] frivolous distractions.
_ [Em] Minimal design.
_ Simple, pure and [Eb] light.
Here's the bottom line.
_ _ [D] Basically it's [Bb] right.
Catchy music it makes [F] you buy.
And it's so fun to watch you try.
[Eb] It may take you a thousand clicks.
[Ebm] _ Party like [Ab] it's 2006.
_ [Dm] _ _ [F]
Buy [Em] the game.
_ [Cm] _ _
Is [D] that a card switch?
[G] _ So fun [Db] to blow a faulty [F] _ card.
_ [Am] _ [C] Gay and lady [G] cards.
You need V-Points to buy our stuff.
It looks like you don't have enough.
_ [Gm] You must input [C] your credit card.
[F] And we [Gb] purposely made [Fm] it hard.
Ha [Em] ha ha ha, [G] look at your [Eb] face.
_ _ _ [Dm] You just click for [Db] twenty _ minutes.
[Em] Then we switch the side.
_ Where you click for [Eb] yes, do it all again.
_ _ [D] Troll and Mother [Bb] Bean.
Yeeaaah, _ _ _ [F] _ little V. _
_ _ You're gonna make [Eb] a strange clunky little storm. Call Graham.
[Ebm] Who will use the money to [Ab] buy beer and Spam.
[Dm] Buy _ [F] _
[Db] some stuff.
[Em] _ _ [Cm] _ And then please [D] buy some more stuff.
[Cm] That's [Gm] my song [B] about the V-Shop.
[Cm] Not to be [B] confused with E [Cm]-Shop.
Please [Eb] shop at [B] the V-Shop.
Till you _ [Bb]
die.
[Dm] Or if you're not old enough [Db] ask your parents for help.
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ You will buy these things!
You will buy these things!
You will buy these things! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Welcome to the V-Shop channel.
_ We have software and games to sell.
_ [Eb] So we wrote this _ hypnotic tune,
_ [Ebm] which turns your brain [Ab] into [D] a prune.
[Dm] Oh yeah, [F] _
[Db] pruney [Em] brains.
_ [Cm] _ The kind of [B] brains that buy [Eb] stuff,
even games [B] that no one ever [F] _ played.
_ [Am] Yeah, [D] we've got lots of [G] that.
We've got classics like Human _ Poop.
Who could forget Nootopia [Dm] 2?
_ [Gm] Double _ Dungeons and [C] Dragons [F] Curse.
They sound fun, right?
[Gb] Now grab [Fm] your purse.
[Em] _ [G] We want [Eb] your cash.
_ [Dm] With no [Db] frivolous distractions.
_ [Em] Minimal design.
_ Simple, pure and [Eb] light.
Here's the bottom line.
_ _ [D] Basically it's [Bb] right.
Catchy music it makes [F] you buy.
And it's so fun to watch you try.
[Eb] It may take you a thousand clicks.
[Ebm] _ Party like [Ab] it's 2006.
_ [Dm] _ _ [F]
Buy [Em] the game.
_ [Cm] _ _
Is [D] that a card switch?
[G] _ So fun [Db] to blow a faulty [F] _ card.
_ [Am] _ [C] Gay and lady [G] cards.
You need V-Points to buy our stuff.
It looks like you don't have enough.
_ [Gm] You must input [C] your credit card.
[F] And we [Gb] purposely made [Fm] it hard.
Ha [Em] ha ha ha, [G] look at your [Eb] face.
_ _ _ [Dm] You just click for [Db] twenty _ minutes.
[Em] Then we switch the side.
_ Where you click for [Eb] yes, do it all again.
_ _ [D] Troll and Mother [Bb] Bean.
Yeeaaah, _ _ _ [F] _ little V. _
_ _ You're gonna make [Eb] a strange clunky little storm. Call Graham.
[Ebm] Who will use the money to [Ab] buy beer and Spam.
[Dm] Buy _ [F] _
[Db] some stuff.
[Em] _ _ [Cm] _ And then please [D] buy some more stuff.
[Cm] That's [Gm] my song [B] about the V-Shop.
[Cm] Not to be [B] confused with E [Cm]-Shop.
Please [Eb] shop at [B] the V-Shop.
Till you _ [Bb]
die.
[Dm] Or if you're not old enough [Db] ask your parents for help.
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _