Chords for WHO'S SASSIER? GERARD WAY OR BRENDON URIE?
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Big difference between me and Dave McCaskey is I suck way more dick than Dave McCaskey.
[Gb] Did you guys read that?
Perfect.
[G] Worst comic book superhero?
[C] There's some really [E] terrible ones.
[G] Um
[Abm] Probably Speedball.
He looks [G] ridiculous.
His power is to make a bunch of bouncing [C] balls come out of nowhere.
It's justkindkin of a [Bbm] useless guy. Don't let your eye get squeaky. Come [A] on. [Bbm] [Cm] I can't help it. Deal [D] with it. [Em] [Abm] [D] I'm gonna ask you a question. [Db] And you gotta give it to [G] me straight. [Em] [G] [Em] Does my ass look fat? [D] The [Bb] answer is we all [A] stop needing [Bm] not to care. I'll stop [G] trying to help you [Bb] out. [G] Back to a guy in a shit [Bm]-fucked shirt. But I make these [F] ideas work. [G] Not even like one Beatles song. This connection really [Cm] This fucking [C] connection makes me want to punch a wall. And then send pictures. [N] We [Dm] go small cans because [Bb] a big can is just a [F] waste. Nobody needs that much soda. [G] I was nominated for a Grammy until later in the day. Once I found out God, that rubs. It was just shots, shots, shots, sushi, shots, puking fish out of shots. [D] I'm not gonna narrate. Why? Because I don't care. [Em] What do you think Rita got? I mean, it's funny. [E] One, two, three, back out, make some room. I am dead serious. I am not that [C] pretty. [N] I'm not gonna tell you the title. [Bb] [D] [B] I'm not gonna tell you the title. Because then like a [D] year later, we retitle it. You guys are a bitch about it. [A] You know it's true. You [N] know it's true. Actually, the title it has right now is the final title. But I'm not telling you what it is. Hey, you're a good singer. You fucking idiot, he sings for a band. It's crazy because people are like, you shouldn't drink. And I'm like, I don't even get drunk, that's crazy. Nectarines are like peaches, but they're naked. There's no hair on them. Stop talking like that, you're weird. Shut up. [E] I think with like [Fm] Instagram, Twitter, whatever. Everyone [D] is a paparazzi now. How scary is that? You're never saying. Welcome [B] to Mastermind with me, Brendan Urie. You're a fabulous host. I'm sick of seeing my face. [B] But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face. Because it's my fucking face. [N] We got this shit already. Shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, [D] motherfucker. What's funny about it, it looks [G] like it's one [C] boob. Like somebody had a bad [Eb] Do you wanna build a [Dm] snowman? No! [Cm] [Bb]
[F] [E] You guys already need a new song. [G] There you go. [Dm] Go fuck yourselves, go fuck [N] yourselves. Y'all can't pull off khakis. Khakis? Like tackies, when you try it. How are you? Very well, thank you. Enjoying being in my presence? It's fantastic. You're at [Gbm] that age where you're just trying to be a jerk. And I think I just put [Fm] on a hoodie, and I went around with a pillowcase. And when a [Gbm] lady asked me what I was, I was like, I'm cold. I was like, that's so [N] stupid. [B] [E] What I'm saying is it's not pancake cake for six months. And there's flour, and there's eggs, and there's syrup. And there's batter. And it's madness. [Am] It's way too commercial. And you're never gonna be cool, so [Ab] stop trying. [Ab]
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[G] You're a [F] fucking loser. Look [Cm] at him. [A] Look at that dumb [Eb]-dumb. [Ab] Take that. [C] Sneezed on you. Oh, Johnson. I [F] got balls, son. After [C] games of four, I almost lost [B] one. Landon [E] Urie, fuck you. [Ebm] [B] Fuck you. Go [Db] fuck yourself. [Bb] I'm trying to tell girls, like, fuck that. You don't [Gm] have to wear makeup. You don't have to have [D] long blonde hair and big titties. That's not what it's about. It's like personal [Gm] style. You're a boy. It's your first time at an MCR show. I'm gonna take your shirt off. This is the [C] boys. [Gm] Swing it over your head. The boys get their shirts off. While they do this, I'm gonna do. You're just gonna go. You're just gonna go. Bullets, bullets, bullets. Bullets, bullets, bullets. Fuck [E] those pointy shoes, motherfuckers. [Gb] Do a [B] little French art. Rocks out in [Em] France. Fuck that. I don't want that there. So, I suck, basically. Gerard, I try to be a suck. I'd beat your [G] snowman double. I'm trying not to ruin it for anybody. [Em] Do you think you're gonna watch a fun [D] fantasy film and [G] the next thing you know, there's a fucking dead 16-year [B]-old girl. Check it out. Do you [D] wanna build a snowman? [E] [Eb] Do you wanna hang out in [D] Zeus' snow? [Bb] Because I can't find [G] anyone to help me with
[Gb] Did you guys read that?
Perfect.
[G] Worst comic book superhero?
[C] There's some really [E] terrible ones.
[G] Um
[Abm] Probably Speedball.
He looks [G] ridiculous.
His power is to make a bunch of bouncing [C] balls come out of nowhere.
It's justkindkin of a [Bbm] useless guy. Don't let your eye get squeaky. Come [A] on. [Bbm] [Cm] I can't help it. Deal [D] with it. [Em] [Abm] [D] I'm gonna ask you a question. [Db] And you gotta give it to [G] me straight. [Em] [G] [Em] Does my ass look fat? [D] The [Bb] answer is we all [A] stop needing [Bm] not to care. I'll stop [G] trying to help you [Bb] out. [G] Back to a guy in a shit [Bm]-fucked shirt. But I make these [F] ideas work. [G] Not even like one Beatles song. This connection really [Cm] This fucking [C] connection makes me want to punch a wall. And then send pictures. [N] We [Dm] go small cans because [Bb] a big can is just a [F] waste. Nobody needs that much soda. [G] I was nominated for a Grammy until later in the day. Once I found out God, that rubs. It was just shots, shots, shots, sushi, shots, puking fish out of shots. [D] I'm not gonna narrate. Why? Because I don't care. [Em] What do you think Rita got? I mean, it's funny. [E] One, two, three, back out, make some room. I am dead serious. I am not that [C] pretty. [N] I'm not gonna tell you the title. [Bb] [D] [B] I'm not gonna tell you the title. Because then like a [D] year later, we retitle it. You guys are a bitch about it. [A] You know it's true. You [N] know it's true. Actually, the title it has right now is the final title. But I'm not telling you what it is. Hey, you're a good singer. You fucking idiot, he sings for a band. It's crazy because people are like, you shouldn't drink. And I'm like, I don't even get drunk, that's crazy. Nectarines are like peaches, but they're naked. There's no hair on them. Stop talking like that, you're weird. Shut up. [E] I think with like [Fm] Instagram, Twitter, whatever. Everyone [D] is a paparazzi now. How scary is that? You're never saying. Welcome [B] to Mastermind with me, Brendan Urie. You're a fabulous host. I'm sick of seeing my face. [B] But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face. Because it's my fucking face. [N] We got this shit already. Shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, [D] motherfucker. What's funny about it, it looks [G] like it's one [C] boob. Like somebody had a bad [Eb] Do you wanna build a [Dm] snowman? No! [Cm] [Bb]
[F] [E] You guys already need a new song. [G] There you go. [Dm] Go fuck yourselves, go fuck [N] yourselves. Y'all can't pull off khakis. Khakis? Like tackies, when you try it. How are you? Very well, thank you. Enjoying being in my presence? It's fantastic. You're at [Gbm] that age where you're just trying to be a jerk. And I think I just put [Fm] on a hoodie, and I went around with a pillowcase. And when a [Gbm] lady asked me what I was, I was like, I'm cold. I was like, that's so [N] stupid. [B] [E] What I'm saying is it's not pancake cake for six months. And there's flour, and there's eggs, and there's syrup. And there's batter. And it's madness. [Am] It's way too commercial. And you're never gonna be cool, so [Ab] stop trying. [Ab]
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[G] You're a [F] fucking loser. Look [Cm] at him. [A] Look at that dumb [Eb]-dumb. [Ab] Take that. [C] Sneezed on you. Oh, Johnson. I [F] got balls, son. After [C] games of four, I almost lost [B] one. Landon [E] Urie, fuck you. [Ebm] [B] Fuck you. Go [Db] fuck yourself. [Bb] I'm trying to tell girls, like, fuck that. You don't [Gm] have to wear makeup. You don't have to have [D] long blonde hair and big titties. That's not what it's about. It's like personal [Gm] style. You're a boy. It's your first time at an MCR show. I'm gonna take your shirt off. This is the [C] boys. [Gm] Swing it over your head. The boys get their shirts off. While they do this, I'm gonna do. You're just gonna go. You're just gonna go. Bullets, bullets, bullets. Bullets, bullets, bullets. Fuck [E] those pointy shoes, motherfuckers. [Gb] Do a [B] little French art. Rocks out in [Em] France. Fuck that. I don't want that there. So, I suck, basically. Gerard, I try to be a suck. I'd beat your [G] snowman double. I'm trying not to ruin it for anybody. [Em] Do you think you're gonna watch a fun [D] fantasy film and [G] the next thing you know, there's a fucking dead 16-year [B]-old girl. Check it out. Do you [D] wanna build a snowman? [E] [Eb] Do you wanna hang out in [D] Zeus' snow? [Bb] Because I can't find [G] anyone to help me with
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Big difference between me and Dave McCaskey is I suck way more dick than Dave McCaskey.
[Gb] Did you guys read that?
_ Perfect.
[G] _ _ Worst comic book superhero?
[C] _ There's some really [E] terrible ones.
[G] Um_ _ _
[Abm] Probably Speedball.
He looks [G] ridiculous.
His power is to make a bunch of bouncing [C] balls come out of nowhere.
It's just_kind_kin of a [Bbm] useless guy. Don't let your eye get squeaky. Come [A] on. _ _ [Bbm] _ [Cm] I can't help it. Deal [D] with it. [Em] _ _ [Abm] _ [D] I'm gonna ask you a question. _ [Db] And you gotta give it to [G] me straight. _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Em] Does my ass look fat? [D] The [Bb] answer is we all [A] stop needing [Bm] not to care. _ I'll stop [G] trying to help you [Bb] out. [G] Back to a guy in a shit [Bm]-fucked shirt. But I make these [F] ideas work. [G] Not even like one Beatles song. _ This connection really_ [Cm] This fucking [C] connection makes me want to punch a wall. And then send pictures. [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ We [Dm] go small cans because [Bb] a big can is just a [F] waste. Nobody needs that much soda. [G] I was nominated for a Grammy until later in the day. Once I found out_ God, that rubs. It was just shots, shots, shots, sushi, shots, puking fish out of shots. _ _ [D] I'm not gonna narrate. Why? Because I don't care. [Em] _ What do you think Rita got? I mean, it's funny. [E] One, two, three, back out, make some room. I am dead serious. I am not that [C] pretty. _ [N] I'm not gonna tell you the title. _ [Bb] _ _ _ [D] _ [B] _ I'm not gonna tell you the title. Because then like a [D] year later, we retitle it. You guys are a bitch about it. [A] You know it's true. You [N] know it's true. _ Actually, the title it has right now is the final title. But I'm not telling you what it is. Hey, you're a good singer. You fucking idiot, he sings for a band. It's crazy because people are like, you shouldn't drink. And I'm like, I don't even get drunk, that's crazy. Nectarines are like peaches, but they're naked. There's no hair on them. _ Stop talking like that, you're weird. Shut up. [E] I think with like [Fm] Instagram, Twitter, whatever. Everyone [D] is a paparazzi now. How scary is that? You're never saying. Welcome [B] to Mastermind with me, Brendan Urie. You're a fabulous host. I'm sick of seeing my face. [B] But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face. Because it's my fucking face. [N] We got this shit already. Shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, [D] motherfucker. What's funny about it, it looks [G] like it's one [C] boob. Like somebody had a bad_ _ _ [Eb] Do you wanna build a [Dm] snowman? _ _ No! [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ [F] _ [E] You guys already need a new song. _ [G] _ There you go. [Dm] Go fuck yourselves, go fuck [N] yourselves. Y'all can't pull off khakis. Khakis? Like tackies, when you try it. _ _ _ _ _ How are you? Very well, thank you. Enjoying being in my presence? It's fantastic. You're at [Gbm] that age where you're just trying to be a jerk. And I think I just put [Fm] on a hoodie, and I went around with a pillowcase. And when a [Gbm] lady asked me what I was, I was like, I'm cold. I was like, that's so [N] stupid. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] What I'm saying is it's not pancake cake for six months. And there's flour, and there's eggs, and there's syrup. And there's batter. And it's madness. [Am] It's way too commercial. And you're never gonna be cool, so [Ab] stop trying. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ You're a [F] fucking loser. Look [Cm] at him. [A] Look at that dumb [Eb]-dumb. _ _ [Ab] _ Take that. _ [C] Sneezed on you. Oh, Johnson. I [F] got balls, son. After [C] games of four, I almost lost [B] one. _ Landon [E] Urie, _ fuck you. [Ebm] _ _ [B] Fuck you. Go [Db] fuck yourself. [Bb] I'm trying to tell girls, like, fuck that. You don't [Gm] have to wear makeup. You don't have to have [D] long blonde hair and big titties. That's not what it's about. It's like personal [Gm] style. You're a boy. It's your first time at an MCR show. I'm gonna take your shirt off. _ _ _ This is the [C] boys. _ [Gm] Swing it over your head. The boys get their shirts off. _ _ _ While they do this, I'm gonna do. You're just gonna go. _ _ _ _ _ You're just gonna go. _ _ _ Bullets, bullets, bullets. Bullets, bullets, bullets. Fuck [E] those pointy shoes, motherfuckers. _ [Gb] _ _ _ Do a [B] little French art. Rocks out in [Em] France. Fuck that. I don't want that there. So, I suck, basically. Gerard, I try to be a suck. I'd beat your [G] snowman double. I'm trying not to ruin it for anybody. [Em] Do you think you're gonna watch a fun [D] fantasy film and [G] the next thing you know, there's a fucking dead 16-year [B]-old girl. Check it out. Do you [D] wanna build a snowman? [E] _ [Eb] Do you wanna hang out in [D] Zeus' snow? _ [Bb] _ Because I can't find [G] anyone to help me with
[Gb] Did you guys read that?
_ Perfect.
[G] _ _ Worst comic book superhero?
[C] _ There's some really [E] terrible ones.
[G] Um_ _ _
[Abm] Probably Speedball.
He looks [G] ridiculous.
His power is to make a bunch of bouncing [C] balls come out of nowhere.
It's just_kind_kin of a [Bbm] useless guy. Don't let your eye get squeaky. Come [A] on. _ _ [Bbm] _ [Cm] I can't help it. Deal [D] with it. [Em] _ _ [Abm] _ [D] I'm gonna ask you a question. _ [Db] And you gotta give it to [G] me straight. _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Em] Does my ass look fat? [D] The [Bb] answer is we all [A] stop needing [Bm] not to care. _ I'll stop [G] trying to help you [Bb] out. [G] Back to a guy in a shit [Bm]-fucked shirt. But I make these [F] ideas work. [G] Not even like one Beatles song. _ This connection really_ [Cm] This fucking [C] connection makes me want to punch a wall. And then send pictures. [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ We [Dm] go small cans because [Bb] a big can is just a [F] waste. Nobody needs that much soda. [G] I was nominated for a Grammy until later in the day. Once I found out_ God, that rubs. It was just shots, shots, shots, sushi, shots, puking fish out of shots. _ _ [D] I'm not gonna narrate. Why? Because I don't care. [Em] _ What do you think Rita got? I mean, it's funny. [E] One, two, three, back out, make some room. I am dead serious. I am not that [C] pretty. _ [N] I'm not gonna tell you the title. _ [Bb] _ _ _ [D] _ [B] _ I'm not gonna tell you the title. Because then like a [D] year later, we retitle it. You guys are a bitch about it. [A] You know it's true. You [N] know it's true. _ Actually, the title it has right now is the final title. But I'm not telling you what it is. Hey, you're a good singer. You fucking idiot, he sings for a band. It's crazy because people are like, you shouldn't drink. And I'm like, I don't even get drunk, that's crazy. Nectarines are like peaches, but they're naked. There's no hair on them. _ Stop talking like that, you're weird. Shut up. [E] I think with like [Fm] Instagram, Twitter, whatever. Everyone [D] is a paparazzi now. How scary is that? You're never saying. Welcome [B] to Mastermind with me, Brendan Urie. You're a fabulous host. I'm sick of seeing my face. [B] But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face. Because it's my fucking face. [N] We got this shit already. Shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, [D] motherfucker. What's funny about it, it looks [G] like it's one [C] boob. Like somebody had a bad_ _ _ [Eb] Do you wanna build a [Dm] snowman? _ _ No! [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ [F] _ [E] You guys already need a new song. _ [G] _ There you go. [Dm] Go fuck yourselves, go fuck [N] yourselves. Y'all can't pull off khakis. Khakis? Like tackies, when you try it. _ _ _ _ _ How are you? Very well, thank you. Enjoying being in my presence? It's fantastic. You're at [Gbm] that age where you're just trying to be a jerk. And I think I just put [Fm] on a hoodie, and I went around with a pillowcase. And when a [Gbm] lady asked me what I was, I was like, I'm cold. I was like, that's so [N] stupid. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] What I'm saying is it's not pancake cake for six months. And there's flour, and there's eggs, and there's syrup. And there's batter. And it's madness. [Am] It's way too commercial. And you're never gonna be cool, so [Ab] stop trying. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ You're a [F] fucking loser. Look [Cm] at him. [A] Look at that dumb [Eb]-dumb. _ _ [Ab] _ Take that. _ [C] Sneezed on you. Oh, Johnson. I [F] got balls, son. After [C] games of four, I almost lost [B] one. _ Landon [E] Urie, _ fuck you. [Ebm] _ _ [B] Fuck you. Go [Db] fuck yourself. [Bb] I'm trying to tell girls, like, fuck that. You don't [Gm] have to wear makeup. You don't have to have [D] long blonde hair and big titties. That's not what it's about. It's like personal [Gm] style. You're a boy. It's your first time at an MCR show. I'm gonna take your shirt off. _ _ _ This is the [C] boys. _ [Gm] Swing it over your head. The boys get their shirts off. _ _ _ While they do this, I'm gonna do. You're just gonna go. _ _ _ _ _ You're just gonna go. _ _ _ Bullets, bullets, bullets. Bullets, bullets, bullets. Fuck [E] those pointy shoes, motherfuckers. _ [Gb] _ _ _ Do a [B] little French art. Rocks out in [Em] France. Fuck that. I don't want that there. So, I suck, basically. Gerard, I try to be a suck. I'd beat your [G] snowman double. I'm trying not to ruin it for anybody. [Em] Do you think you're gonna watch a fun [D] fantasy film and [G] the next thing you know, there's a fucking dead 16-year [B]-old girl. Check it out. Do you [D] wanna build a snowman? [E] _ [Eb] Do you wanna hang out in [D] Zeus' snow? _ [Bb] _ Because I can't find [G] anyone to help me with