Chords for White Boy Sings Like A Jamaican - Uncle Sam Performs

You've taken a long time to get back.
I didn't want to see you.
I'm ready to start.
Well I know it, but I don't want you to do this.
Watch this. _ _
_ _ Come on. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Yeah, yeah, watch this one.
Give me your hand.
_ Oops.
_ Don't stand up yet.
Just [B] let me restart. Watch. _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] Oh [G] no. _
[C] _ [Em] I'm better.
[F] _ [G] Oh no.
[C] Oh no.
[Am] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] You've been [A] through this.
[Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Yeah.
I'm not going to show you.
_ [F]
Don't get up on that.
You're [E] so ill-treated.
Watch.
_ _ _ [C] _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ [Am] _ _ _ [G] _ [C] I'm going to _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ [A] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ do it one [E] more time.
I'm going to do it five times in a row. One more.
Watch.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [Am] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [Am] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [N] _
Somebody _ _ show me one more of the sound. _ _
_ _ _ [D] Watch. _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] One [Dm] more.
_ [G] _ _
[C] _ I'm going to show you something.
[Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] Oh no.
Oh [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ [Dm] no.
_ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
[C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ [E] He's had a long time.
[Dm] I don't want to be [G] around him.
[E] Come _ on.
_ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [E] _ [Dm] I'm done.
_ [Gm] It's okay.
[G] Trust me, I'm here.
You know, you're not [D] super.
That's what you're [Em] not.
Uh, [N] what?
_ _ Remember what I told you. _
_ _ Last time.
[G] I like to tell you
it's not a great plan. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I'm the first one to grab that guy with [A] my legs.
Yes.
I'm the one that's going to get him.
You know, what?
That's what?
He killed my husband.
_ I love my husband. _ _ _
_ Hey, hey. _ _ _ _
Hey, hey.
_ _ Hey, hey. _ _
[Eb] Hey, hey.
_ _ [N] _ You have to do this to me.
Right?
Right? _ _
_ We're going to do this to you.
_ We're going to do this [Ebm] to you.
Put your hands in the air.
_ [B] I love you.
_ [Db] _ _
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ I'm not saying you're a lesbian. _
[B] I'm not saying you're a lesbian.
_ [Db] You're a lesbian.
You're a lesbian. _
[Ebm] _ _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ You're a [Ab] lesbian.
_ [Eb] _
Everybody put [B] your hands in the air.
_ Everybody.
[Db] _ _
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ I'm not saying you're a lesbian.
[B] I'm not saying you're a lesbian.
_ _ [Db] _ _ [Ebm] _ _
[Eb] _ I got fans.
I got [Bbm] fans.
[F] Every day of my life.
[Eb] Every day of my life.
I got _ [Cm] fans. Every day.
I got fans.
I got fans.
[Ebm] _ I got fans.
I _ got fans.
I got fans.
I got _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[Bb] _ _ [B] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm]
fans.
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _