Chords for Where No Man 08 - Tell the Captain

_ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
We beamed down to the planet with [Bb] the captain and the doc.
[C] It must have been a dozen strong [F] we were. _
But the captain saw those women and [Bb] it must have been a shock.
He [C] turned as green as his [F] first officer. _
There was plenty of protection, [Bb] we had phasers every one.
[C] And security was armed [F] from head to toe.
But the captain just suggested [Bb] we should beam back to the ship.
[C] And he told security that they could [F] go. _ _
Someone tell the captain [Bb] he's wanted on the bridge.
[C] We've got another message from a planet [F] out in space.
There's some poor group of women [Bb] left abandoned to their fate.
[C] And you know that to their rescue [F] we must race.
_ Now wait right there the doctor said [Bb] I really do believe.
[C] This is the day that I've been waiting for.
_ [F] So I think I'll hang around for [Bb] just a little while and see.
What [C] these charming little ladies have [F] in store.
_ I didn't understand until [Bb] I took a look around.
At [C] the children who are running through [F] the place.
Tall and short and fat and [Bb] thin but I noticed everyone.
[C] For the spitting image of our captain's [F] face.
_ Someone tell the captain he's [Bb] wanted on the bridge.
We've [C] got another message from a planet [F] out in space.
There's some poor group of women [Bb] left abandoned to their fate.
[C] And you know that to their rescue [F] we must race.
_ The doctor only smiled as [Bb] all the ladies made their claims.
[C] Maternity suits rained from [F] every hand.
And he said I'm a country doctor [Bb] not a magistrate.
But [C] I'll tell you just exactly what [F] I can.
_ So the captain stood there nervously [Bb] and looked from face to face.
[C] With every shred of dignity [F] he had.
And the doctor choked his laughter as [Bb] he checked them one by one.
[C] Then solemnly pronounced [F] Jim your dad.
_ _ Someone tell the captain [Bb] he's wanted on the bridge.
[C] We've got another message from a [F] planet out in _ [Fm] space.
[F] There's some poor group of women [Bb] left abandoned to their fate.
And [C] you know that to their rescue [F] we must race.
By the time we got back to the ship the [C] crew had heard the news.
And we tried our best to cover [F] every smirk.
But the captain sat there fuming [Bb] with those papers in his hand.
[G] And he shouted everybody [F] back to work.
_ Well the captain eats on board now [Bb] whenever we're on leave.
[C] And you never see him going into [F] town.
_ Child support has left him broke he can't [Bb] risk another kid.
And his [C] yeoman will not let him [F] live it down.
_ _ Someone tell the captain [Bb] he's wanted on the bridge.
[C] We've got another message from [Dm] some planet [F] out in space.
_ There's some poor group of women [Bb] left abandoned to their fate.
And [C] you know that to their rescue we [F] must race.
And [C] you know that to their rescue we [F] must race. _ _ _ _