Chords for When You're At A Party And Have 5 Minutes To Impress Your Crush

Alright, so what do you do if you're at a party and you see your crush _ and you're like, ooh, I gotta go talk to her
But she's talking already to another guy
The most handsome guy at the party.
Oh
Mmm, _ and he makes more money than you.
Uh-oh
_ What do you do? _ _
Well, you could just go home and cry but what you
_ _ But then all of a sudden in the corner you see a piano _ and you're like, ah
_ This is my chance
You just have one chance only
So now the question is do you go right to the piano and you start playing?
No, no, no, no, don't do that
That's that's a match.
All right
what you gotta do is you gotta go to the host and
Be like, you know, what would spice up this party right now and make it absolutely Absolutely _
_ _ _ _ _ That's right _ _ a
Magical piano solo just for a little bit, you know five minutes and it also is like wow, that's a great idea though, so _
While the host gathers everyone up you go to the piano you get ready host goes
Guess what everyone?
_ We're about to witness a beautiful
epic performance _
Everyone come around the piano
_ _ Watch as
_ You know
What's your name again?
Yeah.
Oh, right.
Well, I just Lionel plays the most epic piano solo ever
_ so now
_ [Dm] Here's your chance
Okay. _
So what do you play?
That's the question you get on the piano.
What do you play?
All right.
_ I
mean, you don't want to be like
_ [Em] _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ people be like _ _ _
_ _ _ Right, you don't want to start doing this
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A]
You [B] know and don't don't do something like this _ _ _ [G] _ _ that's just lame, okay, _ that's just lame you gotta have a game plan
That's what I'm about to tell you guys what to do right now.
The game plan is simple [C#m] you start off with moonlight sonata
_ _ _ There is no better piece than this
_ [E] _ To just get everyone [C#m] interested
_ _ [A] _ and be like wow
_ [D] This is different
_ [G#] You know, it's not I mean, [C#m] it's a moom.
I snob come on
_ _ but [C#m] you now
_ _ Make these faces _ [G#] of how serious you are _ _
_ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ Show [F#m] the depths of your soul
_ [E] _ _ _
_ your [G#] sophistication _ _ _
[D#] and [C#] now
_ [C#m] _ _ _
_ you raise the
[B] _ _ _
raised intensity
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _
_ You know, I think it all the notes [G#] who cares _
_ _ _ [C#m] But you want to make it sure it's epic _ _ [B] and intense _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [F#m] _ watch
_ [G#] _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ Get rid of the [G#] pedal. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
That's right
_ _ _ _ [G#] _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ Now it's the third movement [C#m] time. _ _ _ _ _
[G#] _ _ _ _ _ Oh
My god [F#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ now, you know what's about to happen next?
Okay, _ you know what's [F#] about to happen next
_ [E] _
_ _ _ [D#] _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ [G#m] They will be like oh my [D#] god
_ _ _ _ [C#m] _ His fingers moving so fast _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ doesn't matter _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G#m] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] And _ [C#] _ _
[C#m] _ _ now you want to transition to fantasy prom to
_ _ _ [D#] _ _
[G#] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D#] _ _ [D#] _ _ _
[F#m] Piece is [B] easy _ [E] and it's [F#m] also very show-off
[E] _ [F#m] It sounds very sophisticated
So [B] _ _ [F#m] people _ will be [G#] like wow, _ _ [D#m] _ [C] you're so [B] good
_ _ [D#m] _ _ [G#] _ _ [C#m] _
_ _ _ _ _ [D#] _ _ _
[G#] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] And you don't want to play the middle section of fantasy pom to if instead you want to go right to own spurs the squirrels _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ Because this piece is really [C#] easy and it sounds amazing _ _ _ _
_ Because you're probably a little of a tipsy [F#] right now yourself.
You know what [C#] you don't want to play something.
That's too hard _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [A#m] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
[C#] And they'll be like how's he [Fm] switching his hands so fast?
[C#] _ _ _ _ And I walk it is octaves
_ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ And you make it extra _ [C#] extra diet dramatic is out of them _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
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_ [C#m] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
I
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
Know I [A] got some Ronald's but whatever it's _
[G#] _ hard to talk and play at the same [C#] time _ _
[C#m] Okay, and now you want to read a crowd?
_ [C#m] _
[A] Are they ready for [D] another piece or they're [G#] like, oh it's over, you know, [G#] because then you just want to finish [C#m] like _ _ _
Right, that's fine.
But if they're ready for more
[C#] _
[C#m] They give [D#] them more
_ [Am] _
Especially if they're [G#] into this
_ _ [C#] _ _ [C#m]
Because this [D#m] piece _ [C#m] is seriously epic, [C#m] especially the modified version _ _
_ _ _ [G#] _ _ [C#] _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [G#] _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _
[G#] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [G#] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _
_ [E] It's badass _ [A] _ _ _
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[G#] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [A#] _ _ [C#m] _
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_ _ _ _ _ and [N] then boom, all right now people are gonna be going crazy
_ _ So obviously at this point you're just like oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know I'm the best
I'm the most talented.
I know.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, right?
Every everyone's gonna be crowd around you applauding now
We want to do is while you're accepting all that applause from people, right?
Just slowly
_ _ Scoot towards your crush, right just like _ slowly and naturally like scoot over to her
_ If she is not already part of your congratulations crowd, if you know what I mean, all right, _ and then yeah
Just time it just right so that when the last person
_ Congratulates you or shakes your hand whatever you just turn to her and be like, it's a _ perfect
_ perfect _
_ _ _ The only problem is at that point if that handsome guy that she was talking to earlier that he comes on the piano
And he's like, oh I'm a play something
_ _ And he starts playing like Rachmaninoff concerto number three, oh
Oh _
_ _ Then what you want to do is you want to tell her like, oh, _ that's not that's that's a very easy piece, okay
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I mean at that point you might as well just go home, you know, but that's probably not gonna happen _ _
So you have pretty good chances
_ This will work a hundred percent of the time.
I guarantee you.
Okay _
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