What if God Smoked Cannabis - Joan Osborne Chords
Tempo:
87.05 bpm
Chords used:
D
E
A
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F#m] [A]
[F#m] [D] [A] [E]
[F#m] God had long [D] hair [A] and [E] a goatee and [F#m] if his eyes were [D] pretty [A] glazed, if he [E] looked spaced
out would [F#m] you buy [D] his story?
[A] Would you [E] believe he [F#m] had an eye [D] infection?
[A] [E]
[D] And yeah, yeah, [E] God looks baked, [D] yeah, yeah, [E] God smells good, [D] yeah, yeah, [E] yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what [F#m] if God [D] smoked [A] cannabis?
[E]
He'd [F#m] look bald [D] like some of [A] us, [E]
drove [F#m] a tie [D]-dyed [A] microcust and he [E] subscribed to [F#m] Rolling [D] Stone.
[A] [E]
[F#m] God made this [D] place, [A] in the [E]
beginning did [F#m] he plant any [D] seed?
[A] Or did [E] he put them there [F#m] for Adam and [D] Eve?
[A] So they'd [E] be hungry for [F#m] the apple that [D] the snake [A] was always [E]
offering.
And [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] God grows great, [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] God smells good, [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what [F#m] if God [D] smoked cannabis?
[A] [E]
Do [F#m] you suppose he [D] had [A] a bus?
[E]
When [F#m] he made [D] the [A] platypus, when he [E] created earth [F#m] our [D] home?
[A] Does he [E] like pearl jam or [F#m] the [D] stones?
[A] And do [E] you think he rose [F#m] his own [D] [A] up there [E] in heaven on [D] the throne?
And when the saints go marching home, maybe he sits and smokes alone.
[F#m] [D] [A] [E]
[F#m] God had long [D] hair [A] and [E] a goatee and [F#m] if his eyes were [D] pretty [A] glazed, if he [E] looked spaced
out would [F#m] you buy [D] his story?
[A] Would you [E] believe he [F#m] had an eye [D] infection?
[A] [E]
[D] And yeah, yeah, [E] God looks baked, [D] yeah, yeah, [E] God smells good, [D] yeah, yeah, [E] yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what [F#m] if God [D] smoked [A] cannabis?
[E]
He'd [F#m] look bald [D] like some of [A] us, [E]
drove [F#m] a tie [D]-dyed [A] microcust and he [E] subscribed to [F#m] Rolling [D] Stone.
[A] [E]
[F#m] God made this [D] place, [A] in the [E]
beginning did [F#m] he plant any [D] seed?
[A] Or did [E] he put them there [F#m] for Adam and [D] Eve?
[A] So they'd [E] be hungry for [F#m] the apple that [D] the snake [A] was always [E]
offering.
And [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] God grows great, [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] God smells good, [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what [F#m] if God [D] smoked cannabis?
[A] [E]
Do [F#m] you suppose he [D] had [A] a bus?
[E]
When [F#m] he made [D] the [A] platypus, when he [E] created earth [F#m] our [D] home?
[A] Does he [E] like pearl jam or [F#m] the [D] stones?
[A] And do [E] you think he rose [F#m] his own [D] [A] up there [E] in heaven on [D] the throne?
And when the saints go marching home, maybe he sits and smokes alone.
Key:
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A
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D
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_ [F#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
[F#m] God had long [D] hair [A] and [E] a goatee and [F#m] if his eyes were [D] pretty [A] glazed, if he [E] looked spaced
out would [F#m] you buy [D] his story?
[A] Would you [E] believe he [F#m] had an eye [D] infection?
[A] _ _ [E] _
[D] And yeah, yeah, [E] God looks baked, [D] yeah, yeah, [E] God smells good, [D] yeah, yeah, [E] yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what [F#m] if God [D] smoked [A] cannabis?
_ [E]
He'd [F#m] look bald [D] like some of [A] us, [E]
drove [F#m] a tie [D]-dyed [A] microcust and he [E] subscribed to [F#m] Rolling _ [D] Stone.
[A] _ _ [E] _
[F#m] God made this [D] place, [A] in the [E]
beginning did [F#m] he plant any [D] seed?
_ [A] Or did [E] he put them there [F#m] for Adam and [D] Eve?
[A] So they'd [E] be hungry for [F#m] the apple that [D] the snake [A] was always [E]
offering.
And [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] God grows great, [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] God smells good, [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what [F#m] if God [D] smoked cannabis?
[A] _ _ [E]
Do [F#m] you suppose he [D] had [A] a bus?
[E]
When [F#m] he made [D] the [A] platypus, when he [E] created earth [F#m] our _ [D] home?
[A] Does he [E] like pearl jam or [F#m] the [D] stones?
_ [A] And do [E] you think he rose [F#m] his own [D] _ _ [A] up there [E] in heaven on [D] the throne?
_ _ And when the saints go marching home, _ maybe he sits and smokes alone. _ _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
[F#m] God had long [D] hair [A] and [E] a goatee and [F#m] if his eyes were [D] pretty [A] glazed, if he [E] looked spaced
out would [F#m] you buy [D] his story?
[A] Would you [E] believe he [F#m] had an eye [D] infection?
[A] _ _ [E] _
[D] And yeah, yeah, [E] God looks baked, [D] yeah, yeah, [E] God smells good, [D] yeah, yeah, [E] yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what [F#m] if God [D] smoked [A] cannabis?
_ [E]
He'd [F#m] look bald [D] like some of [A] us, [E]
drove [F#m] a tie [D]-dyed [A] microcust and he [E] subscribed to [F#m] Rolling _ [D] Stone.
[A] _ _ [E] _
[F#m] God made this [D] place, [A] in the [E]
beginning did [F#m] he plant any [D] seed?
_ [A] Or did [E] he put them there [F#m] for Adam and [D] Eve?
[A] So they'd [E] be hungry for [F#m] the apple that [D] the snake [A] was always [E]
offering.
And [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] God grows great, [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] God smells good, [D] yeah, [A] yeah, [E] yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what [F#m] if God [D] smoked cannabis?
[A] _ _ [E]
Do [F#m] you suppose he [D] had [A] a bus?
[E]
When [F#m] he made [D] the [A] platypus, when he [E] created earth [F#m] our _ [D] home?
[A] Does he [E] like pearl jam or [F#m] the [D] stones?
_ [A] And do [E] you think he rose [F#m] his own [D] _ _ [A] up there [E] in heaven on [D] the throne?
_ _ And when the saints go marching home, _ maybe he sits and smokes alone. _ _ _ _ _