Weezer - Thank God for Girls (Lyric Video) Chords

[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ The girl in the pastry [G] shop with the net [F#] in her hair [F] is making a cannoli for you [Am] to take on your [D] hiking trip in the woods with your bros that you've known [F] since second grade
[Am] And your main kind [G] of dragons are ruffians [D] and be called upon [F] to employ your [Am] testosterone in a battle [G] for supremacy and [F#m] access to [F] females glued to the [Am] TV
And even if [G] you are victorious [F#] you may receive many [F] cuts, bruises and scrapes [Am] and you will require [G] bandage and antiseptic [Am] ointments and tender loving kisses [F] on your
back and you will be treated with sad [Am] wounds and when you come home [G] she will be [F#m] there waiting for you [F] with a fire [Am] in her eyes that a bag [G] sack can only shove [F#] in your mouth and [F] that's why I [Am] thank God [Em] for [D] girls
[F] And [Am] a holly day to do the [G] creep thing, [D] from Tennessee to [F] LA, [Am] thank God [G] for [D] _ [F] girls
On [Am] your [G] reckoning day, [D] you got God [F] telling grace, she's [Am] so big, [G] she's [D] so [F] strong, [Am] she's so [G] energetic [D] and sweaty [F] over all her [Am] sleep
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I'm so [G] glad I got a girl to think [D] of, even though [F] she isn't [Am] mine, I think [G] about her all the day and all the [F#m] night, it's enough to [F] know that she's alive
[Am] She says I give a [G] sweaty pump, she almost had a [F#] heart attack, the truth is [F] that I'm just as scared as I know [Am] how to act, I wish that [G] I could get to know her better [Am] but meeting up in real [F] life will cause delusion and [Am] shadow
I call the [G] name into all the [F#m] trees, sing a [F] song down on [Am] one knee, looking [G] at the underwear pad, [F#m] it was his catalog [F] like when I was [Am] fourteen, I'm levitating like a magnet, turned the wrong [F] way around, [Am] I'm like an e-meet-me [G] bookie, trying to meditate, [Am] with a bandage on my [F] pants, full of down [Am] pain
Thank God [G] _ [D] for [F] girls, [Am] all the years [G] increased, [D] from Tennessee to [F] LA, [Am] thank [G] God [D] for [F] girls, [Am] on your [G] reckoning day, [D] you got God [F] telling grace, [Am] she's so big, [G] _ [D] she's so _ [F] strong, [Am] she's so [G] energetic [D] and sweaty [F] over all [Am] her sleep
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God took [G] a rib from Adam, [F#m] ground it up [F] in a [Am] centrifuge machine, mixed [G] it with cardamom and [F#m] cloves, microwaved [F] it on the popcorn [Am] set, and while Adam was [G] like, that [F#] really hurts, [Dm] God got off [F] into the [Am] tundra, so pissed at God, [F#] and he started lighting [Dm] mine at four o'clock, stealing [A] our speak, [C] messing with the bees who [F#] were trying to pollinate the [F] echinacea
Until [Am] God said, I'ma slay you with [F#m] loneliness, and break [F] your heart in two, let him wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, [N] falling on his knees, looked to the sky and said, _