Hash Pipe Chords by Weezer

_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ I can't help but feel it's _ _ odd, this man's got big head because he's got no behind.
I can't run my business if I can't get a trick, down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids.
[D] Oh, _ _ _ come on [A] and kick me.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Oh, _ _ _ come on and kick [F] me.
_ Oh, come on and kick [E] _ me.
Oh, you got some [D] problems.
_ _ Oh, I got my [C] ass wiped.
_ _ _ You got some [B] big cheese.
_ _ _ I got my [Am] ass wiped. _ _ _ _ _
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_ Get a kiss to get out of control.
I know that you don't care but I want you to know.
The least I can say is that paper is a treat.
Oh, man, I don't bother with the taste of the [D] tea.
Oh, _ _ _ come on and kick [A] me.
[B] _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Oh, _ _ _ come on [A] and kick [F] me.
Oh, come on and kick [E] _ me.
Oh, _ you got some [D] problems.
Oh, I got my [C] ass wiped.
_ _ You got some big [B] _ _ _ cheese.
I got my ass [G] wiped.
_ _ I got my ass [Am] wiped. _ _ _ _ _
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_ [C] _ _ [B] _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [Em] _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [B] _ [C] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ Come on and [A] kick [B] me.
[Am] _ [B] _ [Am] _ _ _
_ [D] Oh, _ _ [A] come on and kick [F] me.
Oh, come on and kick [E] me.
Oh, you got some [D] problems.
_ _ _ I got my ass [C] wiped.
_ _ _ You got some big [B] _ _ _ cheese.
I got my ass [G] wiped.
_ _ _ I got my ass [B] [Am] wiped. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I _ got my ass wiped.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _